# Facebook/Twitter statuses we'd rather not see.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304 "2013-07-12T13:11:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/1 "2013-07-12T13:11:32Z")

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“Yay, the Metamucil worked!”

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/2 "2013-07-12T13:13:55Z")

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“Good thing you can’t smell what I smell…”

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/3 "2013-07-12T13:19:00Z")

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On fire, brb

Green wire or red wire, need answer fast

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/4 "2013-07-12T13:27:53Z")

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Crab lice treatment

Followed by  
Help!!!How do I delete a status I thought I was on Google.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/5 "2013-07-12T17:09:13Z")

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From any teenaged or twentysomething girl: “Check out this pic! GOD i’m so ugly! lololol”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/6 "2013-07-12T18:52:10Z")

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Is poop supposed to be orange?

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/7 "2013-07-12T19:29:49Z")

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Lizard kings that control all governments are forcing you to get vaccines that poison children. Come admire my proof with this shiny new link I found!

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-twitter-statuses-wed-rather-not-see/663304/8 "2013-07-12T20:14:51Z")

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Well, there’s the actual one where an acquaintance just posted a video about “Recalibration in the 13th Stargate”… :smack: