# Facial Hair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facial-hair/128814>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 20, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facial-hair/128814 "2002-09-20T15:10:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facial-hair/128814/41 "2002-09-23T07:25:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sirtonyh \*  
> \*\*I’m also a natural blonde but the goatee seems to alternate between pure white, normal blonde and dark grey with a slight red tinge if I’m out in the sun a lot. Often these colors appear all at the same time 😃 \*\*

I have the same problem - although the missus seems to like it which is a good thing…

More goatees than I expected - carry on…

Grim

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facial-hair/128814/42 "2002-09-23T12:39:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*If your bald, facial hair is mandatory, if you don’t want to look like a giant thumb. \*\*

Why this sent me in to tearful peals of laughter, I’ve no idea but it sure did. ^5, **spooj**. Thank you, what a way to start the day.

So, is the Goatee thing at all still linked to Mark McGuire?

😉

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facial-hair/128814/43 "2002-09-23T13:26:14Z")

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Full beard for about the last 13 years apart from the time when I had a shaving accident while very drunk and had to shave it off and grow it back. That was the worst 2 days of my life 😉

Once it’s not too short it doesn’t seem to get complaints from the fairer sex.

Would I shave it off? At the moment I would say never but who knows maybe I’ll get pissed of with it at some stage.

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