# Facts About Reverse Vampires **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514 "2022-09-30T16:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/21 "2022-10-01T18:01:19Z")
They wear a lot of Cargo Shorts and tank-tops. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/22 "2022-10-01T18:08:25Z")
> [@solost](#): > > > [@AHunter3](#): > > > > Well, they have an annoying habit of biting people’s necks and injecting a bunch of blood into them. > > The Red Cross could sure use the services of reverse vampires. Especially ones that are O Negative. - Reverse vampires are always Negative AF. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/23 "2022-10-01T18:12:55Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > Well, they have an annoying habit of biting people’s necks and injecting a bunch of blood into them. The good news is that if you get bit by a reverse vampire you will never become one. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/24 "2022-10-01T18:22:44Z")
A Reverse Vampire can make you their Unfamiliar and you will be bound to do nothing they tell you and not assist them in any way. ---
**Author:** ![Chelonaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Chelonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chelonaut)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/25 "2022-10-01T19:06:09Z")
Reverse vampires hail from the flat, sunny plains of cissylvania. They will often say “Hear the children of the day - what awful music they make.” ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/26 "2022-10-01T19:14:46Z")
They always say “blah, blah, blah.” ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/27 "2022-10-01T19:40:19Z")
If you count up to any number in front of a reverse vampire, he’ll suddenly feel compelled to spill that many grains of rice on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/28 "2022-10-01T19:49:27Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > They cannot enter your house if you invite them. But they need to ask permission to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/29 "2022-10-01T21:15:29Z")
If you’re looking for reverse vampires just ask a werewolf. Reverse vampires and werewolves are the best of friends and always hang out together. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/30 "2022-10-03T02:33:30Z")
They can’t cross still water. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/31 "2022-10-04T18:34:23Z")
I just wanted to say thanks so much! I love all these! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514/32 "2022-10-05T00:34:40Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > They can’t cross still water. But any time they’re near a river, they’re compelled to jump into it and swim across. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facts-about-reverse-vampires/972514.md?page=1)