# Failpril (Monthly Mini-Rants)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [April 1, 2026, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/failpril-monthly-mini-rants/1028931 "2026-04-01T12:32:24Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/failpril-monthly-mini-rants/1028931/153 "2026-04-28T15:20:37Z")

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Someone asked me to be a shooter at a school shooting! 😱

Let me rephrase that, the detective sargent asked me if I could photograph their upcoming school shooting scenario/training/drill. VERY unique photo op; however, I am unavailable.

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