# Fairfax County, Va public schools being investigated about staff taking girls to get abortions without parental consent

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 13, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013 "2025-08-13T19:31:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/21 "2025-08-13T21:15:01Z")

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Yeah, the title of the thread falsely implies that there’s some plausible reason to think this actually happened.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/22 "2025-08-13T21:17:41Z")

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And let’s play a game:

5 internet points to the first person who can report a Faux national mention of this, that’s based on no more than we have here.

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**Author:** ![Arjuna34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Arjuna34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arjuna34)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/23 "2025-08-13T21:20:56Z")

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Did I win 5 points?

> **[Public school teacher reveals years-long effort to expose alleged student...](https://www.foxnews.com/us/public-school-teacher-reveals-years-long-effort-expose-alleged-student-abortion-scandal)**
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> Fairfax County teacher Zenaida Perez says she warned school officials seven times about abortion allegations involving a social worker before district launched investigation

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/24 "2025-08-13T21:22:42Z")

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You win, ha ha! 😆

And hey, the story may be real, but this is some intentionally sneaky “journalism”.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/25 "2025-08-13T21:31:04Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> Yeah, the title of the thread falsely implies that there’s some plausible reason to think this actually happened.

The OP has a history of starting dubious threads in the Pit with false information, using bad sources, pushing assumptions and opinions as fact, then wondering why it isn’t a bigger story.

A couple of examples:

> [@Suicide cluster among CVS pharmacy employees in Pennsylvania](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suicide-cluster-among-cvs-pharmacy-employees-in-pennsylvania/1021785):
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> Thankfully, I never worked for CVS, or either “W” monster for that matter (Walgreens or Walmart), but CVS, AKA C(onjugal)V(isits with)S(atan), in addition to horrendously overworking employees, has now acquired Rite Aid’s files in areas that had that chain (which had its own set of issues) and at least 5 known suicides have taken place in this area. I think we all know that suicide is a complex issue that in individual cases usually has multiple factors, but that CVS is actually saying that the…

> [@White teen fatally stabbed by black teen at track meet; racists come out of the woodwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-teen-fatally-stabbed-by-black-teen-at-track-meet-racists-come-out-of-the-woodwork/1016593):
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> I’m not sure what the motive was, if any, but this boy literally died in his identical twin brother’s arms. I don’t even think these boys knew each other beforehand. And any place that allows racist commentary is having a field day with it. It’s nothing new. I’ve told the story here before, and I will again, but 50 years ago, shortly after I started 7th grade, I dropped a pop fly in a gym class softball game. One of my teammates said she was going to get her friends together after school, and…

That last thread had this gem:

> [@White teen fatally stabbed by black teen at track meet; racists come out of the woodwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-teen-fatally-stabbed-by-black-teen-at-track-meet-racists-come-out-of-the-woodwork/1016593/130):
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> I just saw that some members of the have started a rumor that Jeff Metcalf has a record of committing sex offenses. If there was any truth to it, wouldn’t we already know about this?

None of this should be a surprise anymore.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/26 "2025-08-13T21:45:41Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> … ”May have” is a shortcut for “I want to plant the idea in your head, even though I have no evidence”.

But now people are **asking questions** ™ — so it _must_ be true.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/27 "2025-08-13T21:49:29Z")

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Satanic pregnancy?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/28 "2025-08-13T22:05:46Z")

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Okay, here’s another source, and it basically says the same thing.

> **[Fairfax schools investigates report staff arranged student abortions](https://www.insidenova.com/news/state/fairfax-county-school-investigates-report-of-staff-arranged-student-abortions/article_ab693627-6237-5057-96d8-17593848ec86.html)**
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> (The Center Square) – Fairfax County Public Schools has launched an investigation into allegations that staff at Centreville High School arranged and paid for abortions for students without notifying their

That CVS story is big news in the pharmacy world, and the track meet stabbing is the same way in the true-crime world. People who aren’t part of either may not feel the same way, and that’s OK.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/29 "2025-08-13T22:11:35Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> None of this should be a surprise anymore.

I was thinking ‘_Chicken Little was at it again_’, thank you for the confirmation.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/30 "2025-08-13T22:35:52Z")

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[Wrong thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-believe-in-demons-and-is-pornography-sinful/1021184).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/31 "2025-08-13T23:03:44Z")

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It’s saying the same thing because it’s not another source. It does at least link to the WCDispatch article, but all it has other than that is that the school district is investigating. Which is a good thing: Of course they should be investigating. If they weren’t investigating, even based on an allegation this unreliable, that’d be cause for concern.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/32 "2025-08-13T23:12:53Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> The OP has a history of starting dubious threads in the Pit with false information, using bad sources, pushing assumptions and opinions as fact, then wondering why it isn’t a bigger story.

And I also wonder how on many other sites the OP has breathlessly posted this.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/33 "2025-08-13T23:24:29Z")

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Technically, Fox 5 is reporting that Youngkin has ordered an investigation, not on the allegations themselves.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/34 "2025-08-13T23:50:34Z")

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Well, you know what they say, if there’s smoke there’s communist, atheist, socialist, Satanic, pedophile, baby killing/eating, liberal, LGBTQIA2S+ Demoncrats doing things that the majority of reasonable folks think are morally correct.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/35 "2025-08-14T00:26:11Z")

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The story isn’t even on the websites front page, how far up your own ass would you have to be to even find it?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/36 "2025-08-14T01:29:45Z")

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Don’t forget about Tide Pod eaters!

Yeah, I know some of you probably think I’m capable of that. Sorry, nope, I’m not.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/37 "2025-08-14T01:38:39Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I have a **[root source](https://youtu.be/9qg5LBp9BHs)** of my own…

Missed opportunity to link to a dick pic there.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/38 "2025-08-14T07:38:14Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> The story isn’t even on the websites front page, how far up your own ass would you have to be to even find it?&nbsp;

It depends how desperate you are for attention. If this story doesn’t do it, she’ll be back next week with another idiotic story that no reputable news agency would cover.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/39 "2025-08-14T07:42:06Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Missed opportunity to link to a dick pic there.

Perhaps, but I thought it was more on-point to mock the almost certainly fictional nature of the story.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairfax-county-va-public-schools-being-investigated-about-staff-taking-girls-to-get-abortions-without-parental-consent/1022013/40 "2025-08-14T18:44:42Z")

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I have requested that this thread be closed. If it is, and more credible sources and information emerge, I may ask that it be reopened. Sorry, folks.

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