# Fairly convincing evidence that Denise Milani might not be entirely 100% natural **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601 "2014-05-29T23:04:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kstarnes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4da419/32.png) [@kstarnes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kstarnes)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/1 "2014-05-29T23:04:10Z")
Denise Milani: [http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg) [http://www.whatsontianjin.com/news\_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624\_Denise-Milani\_1.jpg](http://www.whatsontianjin.com/news_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624_Denise-Milani_1.jpg) (more found here: [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/1366473/Denise-Milani-Goldmine/?&page=1](http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/1366473/Denise-Milani-Goldmine/?&page=1) ) I used to think she was all natural, just a freak of nature ye’ know. It’s not even easy to find her ‘before’ pictures, it’s almost like her agency took care to remove all traces of it. In any case, I’ve found them and they do suggest that may have been enhanced with some cosmetic surgery in some ways. On caveat: women’s breast often change sizes, naturally. So this is not conclusive evidence. Her before photo set: [![](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726286&sub=3) ](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726286&sub=3) [![](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726279&sub=2) ](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726279&sub=2) [![](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726336&sub=1) ](https://www.omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726336&sub=1) This is Alice Goodwin: [http://media-cache](http://media-cache) -ec0.pinim [g.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg](http://g.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/2 "2014-05-29T23:08:47Z")
Who? And why should **anybody** care? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/3 "2014-05-29T23:11:47Z")
What an odd OP. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/4 "2014-05-29T23:12:52Z")
I have similar suspicions about [Jessica Rabbit](https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+jessica+rabbit&rlz=1C1GPEA_enUS315US315&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Nb6HU4nSGY-TyATmqYKwBA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=685). ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/5 "2014-05-29T23:14:08Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![kstarnes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4da419/32.png) [@kstarnes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kstarnes)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/6 "2014-05-29T23:28:34Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Who? And why should **anybody** care? She has a lot fans and she’s a celebrity. I suppose you don’t have to _care_ but you might be curious. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/7 "2014-05-29T23:32:18Z")
More info please, if she’s a celebrity, perhaps you could share what her claim to fame is, for those of us who don’t have any idea! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/8 "2014-05-29T23:35:59Z")
A quick look at Google shows…absolutely nothing. Pictures of a not-that-attractive woman with large breasts. Apparently that’s our standard for “celebrity” these days. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/9 "2014-05-29T23:36:34Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > More info please, if she’s a celebrity, perhaps you could share what her claim to fame is, for those of us who don’t have any idea! Well, d’uh, it’s her tits of course! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/10 "2014-05-29T23:37:23Z")
Christ, is there any way to turn off image auto-load in Tapatalk? Wtf. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/11 "2014-05-29T23:38:32Z")
She is famous for having big boobs, and she became famous for having big boobs by posting pictures of her big boobs all over the place and saying “Come see my big boobs!” ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/12 "2014-05-29T23:38:47Z")
This pretty much defines “mundane, pointless stuff I must share.” ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/13 "2014-05-29T23:40:54Z")
Shit, Kim K is more of a celebrity, and that’s just plain sad. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/14 "2014-05-29T23:58:36Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I have similar suspicions about [Jessica Rabbit](https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+jessica+rabbit&rlz=1C1GPEA_enUS315US315&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Nb6HU4nSGY-TyATmqYKwBA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=685). She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/15 "2014-05-30T00:05:15Z")
> [@kstarnes](#): > > Denise Milani: > > [http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg) > > [http://www.whatsontianjin.com/news\_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624\_Denise-Milani\_1.jpg](http://www.whatsontianjin.com/news_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624_Denise-Milani_1.jpg) > > This is Alice Goodwin: > [http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg) What’s to be convinced about? Boobs like that simply don’t exist in nature. (Which makes me oh so thankful to live in this glorious age…) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/16 "2014-05-30T00:10:38Z")
That’s Fotoshop by Adobé. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/17 "2014-05-30T00:36:59Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > What’s to be convinced about? Boobs like that simply don’t exist in nature. (Which makes me oh so thankful to live in this glorious age…) I would tend to agree, but I actually knew a woman who had a figure much like this one, and as far as I knew, she was 100% natural. She was far from the norm, though - you can have big boobs or be stick thin, but not usually both without some intervention. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/18 "2014-05-30T01:36:58Z")
> [@kstarnes](#): > > She has a lot fans and she’s a celebrity. I suppose you don’t have to _care_ but you might be curious. The only thing I’m curious about is why someone would bother posting such an OP. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/19 "2014-05-30T01:40:18Z")
> [@kstarnes](#): > > Denise Milani My peeve about Milani is that I _have_ heard of her - her pics are posted on fitness forums when, really, she’s just a thin chick with big boobs. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601/20 "2014-05-30T02:09:00Z")
> [@epbrown01](#): > > My peeve about Milani is that I _have_ heard of her - her pics are posted on fitness forums when, really, she’s just a thin chick with big boobs. Big, fake, stupid looking, circus clown boobs. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fairly-convincing-evidence-that-denise-milani-might-not-be-entirely-100-natural/689601.md?page=2)