# Faith Hill is soooo wholesome

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 19, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706 "2000-09-19T09:02:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/1 "2000-09-19T09:02:31Z")

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I think Faith Hill is too wholesome. Just oppressively wholesome. If she grabbed a machine gun and wiped out a whole bunch of schoolchildren, it would somehow come off as wholesome.

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/2 "2000-09-19T10:54:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*  
> \*\*If she grabbed a machine gun and wiped out a whole bunch of schoolchildren, it would somehow come off as wholesome. \*\*

No, dude, you’re thinking of Kathy Lee.

Oh, wait, didn’t she already do that?

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/3 "2000-09-19T13:06:57Z")

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I don’t know… Have you seen the pictures of her in some of her latest CD’s? Yowza.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/4 "2000-09-19T13:22:31Z")

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Not to be picky, but she did dump her fiancee’ to marry the guy she’d gotten pregnant by.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/5 "2000-09-19T13:23:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \*  
> \*\*Not to be picky, but she did dump her fiancee’ to marry the guy she’d gotten pregnant by.  
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Such a wholesome little tramp!

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/6 "2000-09-19T16:21:09Z")

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I used to think Amy Grant was the most wholesome musician on Earth. Then she cheated on her husband and ran off with whats-his-name, some idiot country singer. What a good Christian girl. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/7 "2000-09-20T01:48:32Z")

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Didn’t her husband (Faith Hill’s) get into a lot of fights and abuse police?

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/8 "2000-09-20T18:37:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Didn’t her husband (Faith Hill’s) get into a lot of fights and abuse police?  
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There was an incident where he and another singer altercated with police over the theft of a police horse, but I don’t think it was a pattern with him, just one incident. His name is Tim McGraw BTW.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/9 "2000-09-20T23:01:35Z")

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“Thou shalt not covet they neighbor’s wife…”

Tim McGraw ain’t my neighbor. I wish he was, though. I’d be peeking over the fence doing some big time coveting.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/10 "2000-09-20T23:08:19Z")

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neutron star wrote:

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> I used to think Amy Grant was the most wholesome musician on Earth. Then she cheated on her husband and ran off with whats-his-name, some idiot country singer. What a good Christian girl. 🙂

Heck, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart cheated on their spouses too. And they’re, like, so wholesome they’ve got their own church franchises.

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/11 "2000-09-22T12:19:05Z")

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> Not to be picky, but she did dump her fiancee’ to marry the guy she’d gotten pregnant by.

After reading the newest TV Guide, I don’t think this is accurate–she dumped her fiancee for McGraw, but didn’t get pregnant until after she married Tim. You may be thinking of someone else.

The police horse incident was touched on in the article as well.

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faith-hill-is-soooo-wholesome/33706/12 "2000-09-22T16:31:14Z")

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Snooooopy, I don’t think Faith Hill is oppressively wholesome; I think she’s hotter than the hinges of hell.  
Plus, she can actually sing!
