# fake bad butter substitute names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818 "2010-03-26T00:40:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/41 "2010-03-29T05:45:40Z")
Non dairy whipped topping. Ooops! Sorry, that’s already taken by Cool Whip. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/42 "2010-03-29T06:52:22Z")
Budder Peace Butter, packaged with a copy of Dr. Seuss’s _The Butter Battle Book_ and advertised with the implication that preferring real butter is warmongering. ---
**Author:** ![Negative\_Lite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Negative\_Lite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Negative_Lite)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/43 "2010-03-29T08:37:34Z")
Soylent Yellow ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/44 "2010-03-29T10:22:25Z")
You’d Butter Believe It! Are margarines/non-butter spreads in the USA significantly different from the ones we get here in the UK? I know people like butter, but I’m a bit surprised at the animosity toward the competition - is it fact-based? Are they really an _un_healthy substitute for butter? ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/45 "2010-03-29T11:01:57Z")
Whatter? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/46 "2010-03-29T11:10:40Z")
If I Were A Gambling Man I Would Put A Pony On This Being Butter® Fauxbeurre I’m Gonna Kick Your Butt. Arrrrr! (The logo for the last one is an aggressive yellow pirate) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/47 "2010-03-29T11:28:20Z")
Butterish. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/48 "2010-03-29T11:42:56Z")
_BUTT-HER® : Making Your Pastries as Smooth as a Jenna Jameson Anal Creampie._ ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/49 "2010-03-29T13:06:35Z")
Butter-Sim—_intended to give an air of artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bland and unpalatable condiment_ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/50 "2010-03-29T15:32:06Z")
Butter The Devil You Know ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/51 "2010-03-29T15:51:46Z")
Butter Falsies Xerox Your Butter Land O’ Fakes ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/52 "2010-03-29T15:52:54Z")
We could go a long way with that butter/better substitution… Butter To Have Loved and Lost Butter Living Through Chemistry ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/53 "2010-03-29T15:55:14Z")
You’re a Butter Man than I am Gunga Din ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/54 "2010-03-29T16:03:18Z")
!Butter ---
**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/55 "2010-03-29T16:17:45Z")
[Butter Get A Bucket!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1C0AsEOYvI) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/56 "2010-03-29T16:21:40Z")
Wrong Whole Butter Core O’ Nary Butter ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/57 "2010-03-29T17:29:44Z")
Bushitter ---
**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/58 "2010-03-29T17:44:13Z")
This Product Is Made On Equipment That Also Makes Products Containing Butter. ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/59 "2010-03-29T18:18:42Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘Butt’ > > Tag line: It’s not quite butter. Ahhhh I’m upset with myself for laughing at that. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/60 "2010-03-29T19:38:06Z")
Thanks, folks, you know how to keep a guy laughing. **Soul** said: > [@](#): > > Butter-ish. Oh man, I can’t believe I missed “butter-ish”! (Actually, I think I thought of that one while they were running through my head, but missed it when I got around to posting.) \*\*Negative Lite \*\* said: > [@](#): > > Soylent Yellow 😃 **Mangetout** said: > [@](#): > > Are margarines/non-butter spreads in the USA significantly different from the ones we get here in the UK? I know people like butter, but I’m a bit surprised at the animosity toward the competition - is it fact-based? Are they really an _un_healthy substitute for butter? I’m not aware they are any different there than here. For a long time margarine was marketed as a healthy substitute for butter. Turns out that’s debatable. While it has less saturated fat and is thus slightly lighter and less cholesterol inducing, the hydrogenating is essentially saturating the oils, trans-fats are now known to be unhealthy (meaning they have to ensure they aren’t using trans-fats), and there is some concern than polyunsaturated fats have different risks. And some people just prefer butter over margarine. \*\*Khaki Campbell \*\* said: > [@](#): > > \*BUTT-HER® : Making Your Pastries as Smooth as a Jenna Jameson Anal Creampie. \* [scrunchy face]Yummy.[/scrunchy face] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818.md?page=4)