# fake bad butter substitute names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818 "2010-03-26T00:40:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/61 "2010-03-29T20:03:29Z")

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“Butter than Nuttin’”

“Butter” by Slim Margine

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/62 "2010-03-29T20:09:18Z")

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Parkay!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/63 "2010-03-29T20:14:03Z")

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Parkay In Front, Butter In The Rear

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/64 "2010-03-29T20:20:17Z")

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Margarine.

I win. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Green\_Rosetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Green\_Rosetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Rosetta)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/65 "2010-03-29T21:24:45Z")

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I don’t have any new ones, but I about fell out laughing when I first saw Butter, It’s Not at the grocery, as the friend I was with picked it up and said, “Yoda makes butter substitute!”

Oh, and this:

> [@jjimm](#):
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> If I Were A Gambling Man I Would Put A Pony On This Being Butter®

made me giggle for about five minutes.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/66 "2010-04-01T08:51:32Z")

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> [@may\_be\_ignorant](#):
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> Ahhhh I’m upset with myself for laughing at that.

_bows_ Thank you.😃

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-bad-butter-substitute-names/533818/67 "2010-04-01T12:07:41Z")

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seeing as some of these are rather philosophical anyway…

A la recherche du butter perdu

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