# Fake boobs.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 11, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060 "2006-07-11T17:16:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/81 "2006-07-13T11:39:35Z")
> [@JillGat](#):
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> “Middle age” is generally defined by most people as ten years older than they are, so thirty is about right for you. To me, middle age is 60. I welcome each new decade as it puts me in an older age category in the half marathon… and hopefully less competition.
Heh. I’m 35, and frequently refer to myself as “middle-aged”, albeit jokingly, and to remind myself that it’s \*wrong \* to flirt with college students. My last boss (who was 60ish) referred to himself as middle-aged once, and I asked him exactly how long he planned on living. 😃
And to stay on topic, at 35, the Ds are still looking pretty good. I might consider having a lift done at some point, if I felt that they needed a hand, provided that everything else was still looking good, and it was a matter of making them match the rest of my body. I recently saw a woman with such an obvious boob job that it was just silly. If the backs of your arms are hanging over your elbows, your boobs shouldn’t be pointed skyward.
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/82 "2006-07-13T14:59:24Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> Some look great, some don’t. If it’s a good boob job you can’t even tell they aren’t “real” unless the woman tells you.
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> I don’t get the hate for it. Why should it bother you if a woman makes that choice? I got mine about eight years ago and have never regretted the decision. They look fan-fucking-tastic.
**Indygrrl** , I live in Florida and it seems we have a ton of bad boob jobs here. In my neighborhood it sometimes seems like EVERYONE has had their girls\* enhanced. I agree with your definition that a good boob job is the one you can’t spot as a boob job. But I personally prefer smaller breasts on a woman so it kind of breaks my heart, especially with a couple of friends who have had augmentation. I thought they looked much better as is. But it’s their body and not my choice so c’est la vie. It’s certainly nothing I’d change a friendship over or even comment upon to them. If any friend asked my opinion before hand I’d definitely counsel against, but that’s purely selfish on my part, I suppose.
You are a very beautiful woman, and I’m sure you were beautiful before the procedureas well. I know that in the pics I’ve seen of you you do look “fan-fucking-tastic”. Not that it matters but I did want to vouch for your statement.
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### Author:  [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/83 "2006-07-13T15:00:32Z")
If I get a vote, I prefer au naturel. However, I don’t _expect_ to get a vote, as whatever pair of breasts they may happen to be, they aren’t mine. I’m fine with people doing whatever they wish to their bodies. But then, I can see the appeal of both big and small. Variety is a very good thing. And, like **Barking Dog** , I’m just happy when someone decides to share.
Now if someone started promoting tush reduction surgery, then I’d start to object. But that’s just me.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/84 "2006-07-13T15:54:51Z")
> [@DianaG](#):
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> And to stay on topic, at 35, the Ds are still looking pretty good. I might consider having a lift done at some point, if I felt that they needed a hand, provided that everything else was still looking good, and it was a matter of making them match the rest of my body. I recently saw a woman with such an obvious boob job that it was just silly. If the backs of your arms are hanging over your elbows, your boobs shouldn’t be pointed skyward.
Ain’t that the truth! I was lying on the beach in Mexico last December, doing the typical people watching. Oddly, the beach was mostly women and I was one of the youngest- even then, everyone looked great (what struck me was that I’d never seen so many women on a beach that seemed so damn comfortable with themselves. There was no cowering or running to grab a towel, etc.).
I digress. There was one woman to my left that caught my attention. She seemed to be well into her 50s- as was evidenced by her spotted skin and general sagginess in the face and body. That said, she looked amazing! I’ve never seen someone (other than celebrities) that age that was in that good of shape; she was wearing a string bikini and - other than that little bit of extra skin (from age) hanging over the edge just a bit- she looked just as good as the other 20 year old down the beach. But then I looked up.
This woman had the most obvious boob job that I’ve ever seen. Oddly, her breasts were both ROUND (like grapefruits) and really, really perky. The most telling sign, though? Her breasts were the only place on her body where the skin was totally tight-- not a single wrinkle. It looked freaky and totally ruined what natural, well aged beauty she had.
Who knows: maybe they were new and hadn’t dropped or maybe she had cancer and treated herself once she recovered (thus making me a raging bitch :D). But yea, your post made me think of that woman on the beach— the most out of place boob job that I’d ever seen.
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/85 "2006-07-13T16:04:50Z")
> [@vaderspal](#):
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> 😕 How can you tell Christina’s are bolt-ons? Some very petite women have naturally large breasts. I don’t have a huge amount of experience looking at boobs, er, tits, whatever, but these look pretty real to me. Of course there’s no way of knowing how much the photo has been monkeyed with by GQ’s graphic-design department.
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> Now, gals, do any of you find yourselves copping a self-feel as you read this thread? Come on, fess up! Maybe it is all the references to droopiness. I grab on to the girls and think “Yep, still firm and perky!” (and I’m 36!)
Christina has been quite open about her surgery.
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### Author:  [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/86 "2006-07-13T16:36:12Z")
> [@Tully Mars](#):
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> As I get older, I find myself surprised at the ages of women I find attractive. I’m in my 40’s now and I will occasionally see a woman that’s 50-60 and think she’s appealling.
Wow! I am flattered beyond words that a man in his forties might find someone in my age group occasionally appealling. Funny how different it is when the man is in his 50s and the woman is in her 40s. But then I never thought I’d find men in their 60s attractive and now I sometimes do. If they’re not fogies.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/87 "2006-07-13T17:18:47Z")
> [@Poysyn](#):
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> Christina has been quite open about her surgery.
Where? I haven’t seen anything where she’s admitted to it. As far as I knew, she just refused to talk about it. In fact, she wanted to pose naked for Playboy to prove to the world that they are real, but her husband, “Wouldn’t let her.”
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### Author:  [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/88 "2006-07-13T18:16:48Z")
I don’t know how anyone can think Xtina’s are anything but fake:
[http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html)
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### Author:  [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/89 "2006-07-13T18:23:45Z")
While Christina’s boobs are definitely fake, the Awful Plastic Surgery people really grasp at straws. _Look!!! This person doesn’t look completely identical in these two pictures taken three years apart!!! PLASTIC SURGERY!!!_
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/90 "2006-07-13T18:24:52Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> SmithWife and I attended the birthday party of one of my daughter’s playmates this past Sunday. One of the other mothers there was sporting boobs that would make _any_ stripper proud. Thing is, she didn’t have 'em last time we saw her. 🙂 I’m guessing her husband, a lawyer, had a good year…
They make them out of tires?
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/91 "2006-07-13T18:37:44Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> I don’t know how anyone can think Xtina’s are anything but fake:
> [http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html)
I would say that, that picture is probably the weakest evidence of her fake boobs. I mean, mine look like that if I squish 'em up right.
I’d say the undeniable proof lies within the braless tshirt pictures.
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### Author:  [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/92 "2006-07-13T18:48:13Z")
> [@Tully Mars](#):
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> As I get older, I find myself surprised at the ages of women I find attractive. I’m in my 40’s now and I will occasionally see a woman that’s 50-60 and think she’s appealling. Then I wonder if that means that when I’m 50-60, I see women that are 60-70 and find myself looking twice.
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> God, I hope so.
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> Another random thought from a twisted mind.
I think I could fall for a guy like you (especially with that user name 🙂 ) - if only I could find one in his 30’s…(jus’ kiddin’, I’m married).
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### Author:  [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/93 "2006-07-13T19:55:33Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> I would say that, that picture is probably the weakest evidence of her fake boobs. I mean, mine look like that if I squish 'em up right.
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> I’d say the undeniable proof lies within the braless tshirt pictures.
I guess I’ve seen so many boob jobs I can spot them a mile away. 😃
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/94 "2006-07-13T20:23:27Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Where? I haven’t seen anything where she’s admitted to it. As far as I knew, she just refused to talk about it. In fact, she wanted to pose naked for Playboy to prove to the world that they are real, but her husband, “Wouldn’t let her.”
See that, and I can’t find anything that says she has had them done. I apologize, I guess I imagined it. I was pretty sure, but why would she now go back and say the excact opposite if so?
Sorry DiosaBellissima!
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/95 "2006-07-13T20:31:18Z")
> [@DianaG](#):
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> Heh. I’m 35, and frequently refer to myself as “middle-aged”, albeit jokingly, and to remind myself that it’s \*wrong \* to flirt with college students. My last boss (who was 60ish) referred to himself as middle-aged once, and I asked him exactly how long he planned on living. 😃
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> And to stay on topic, at 35, the Ds are still looking pretty good. I might consider having a lift done at some point, if I felt that they needed a hand, provided that everything else was still looking good, and it was a matter of making them match the rest of my body. I recently saw a woman with such an obvious boob job that it was just silly. If the backs of your arms are hanging over your elbows, your boobs shouldn’t be pointed skyward.
So, how you doin? (says the studly 25 year old)
😃
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/96 "2006-07-13T20:34:01Z")
> [@JillGat](#):
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> Wow! I am flattered beyond words that a man in his forties might find someone in my age group occasionally appealling. Funny how different it is when the man is in his 50s and the woman is in her 40s. But then I never thought I’d find men in their 60s attractive and now I sometimes do. If they’re not fogies.
Pshaw. One of the sexiest things imaginable is a woman that ages well…and gracefully. I think it’s just the confidence in herself that shines through and gives me a mental boner.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/97 "2006-07-13T20:36:34Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> I would say that, that picture is probably the weakest evidence of her fake boobs. I mean, mine look like that if I squish 'em up right.
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> I’d say the undeniable proof lies within the braless tshirt pictures.
Ahem. Proof. Cite. Now!
please?
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### Author:  [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/98 "2006-07-13T20:46:49Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Pshaw. One of the sexiest things imaginable is a woman that ages well…and gracefully. I think it’s just the confidence in herself that shines through and gives me a mental boner.
Methinks thou hast misread the tone of yon post.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/99 "2006-07-13T21:34:28Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> I guess I’ve seen so many boob jobs I can spot them a mile away. 😃
Agreed. Teaching my male friends the subtleties (I probably didn’t spell that right and I’m entirely too lazy to spell check. Even though me typing this was probably more work) of fake titties is one of my favorite games. Spotting fake boobs is easier than spotting fake Louis Vuittons.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/100 "2006-07-13T22:16:08Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> I mean, mine look like that if I squish 'em up right.
Yah - me too. Are there other “Christina fake boob” pics somewhere, 'cus those ones aint selling me.
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