# Fake boobs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060 "2006-07-11T17:16:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/101 "2006-07-13T22:28:48Z")
I dunno, what do you guys think? [Fake or real?](http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/06/weve_written_be.html) (Not particularly safe for work link.) AAAH! MY EYES!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/102 "2006-07-14T00:38:02Z")
Supposedly, that woman’s claim to “fame” is that those are “real”. Real _what_, I’m not entirely sure. Bags of suet, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/103 "2006-07-14T01:10:44Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Yah - me too. Are there other “Christina fake boob” pics somewhere, 'cus those ones aint selling me. Here are some more pics [Xtina](http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/04/10/christina_aguilera_at_the_maxi.html) AH\_HAH No bra! [here](http://popsugar.com/taxonomy/term/88) These are not nude sites, but I don’t know if your boss wants you to look at pics of Christina anyway 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/104 "2006-07-14T04:09:53Z")
**Poysyn** , in your first link in the third picture down, you can actually see the vertical line where her implant ends. That’s the price you pay for 1% body fat, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/105 "2006-07-14T08:30:43Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Agreed. Teaching my male friends the **subtletitties** (I probably didn’t spell that right and I’m entirely too lazy to spell check. Even though me typing this was probably more work) of fake titties is one of my favorite games. Spotting fake boobs is easier than spotting fake Louis Vuittons. Bolding mine. Nuff said. Yeah. I need to get laid _ahem_. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/106 "2006-07-14T12:38:33Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > **Poysyn** , in your first link in the third picture down, you can actually see the vertical line where her implant ends. That’s the price you pay for 1% body fat, I guess. I didn’t want to make any rash calls to judgement, but I did feel the pics were pretty clear. She looks so out of proportion now. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/107 "2006-07-14T16:10:47Z")
I imagine that it just comes down to pref. I think she looks fantastic- well, actually: I think she looked better a while back when she had some more weight on her, but she doesn’t look bad to me now. Also, her tits may be implants, but I think they are some great looking fakes (my theory is that I want them to look so good, that people figure they have to be fake. I don’t want implants that pass as natural, what’s the point? 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/108 "2006-07-14T16:51:43Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I imagine that it just comes down to pref. I think she looks fantastic- well, actually: I think she looked better a while back when she had some more weight on her, but she doesn’t look bad to me now. Also, her tits may be implants, but I think they are some great looking fakes (my theory is that I want them to look so good, that people figure they have to be fake. I don’t want implants that pass as natural, what’s the point? 🙂 ) I think it has to do with where you are right now too, breasts don’t stop growing until you are 25, and pregnancy and nursing has a profound effect. I used to be a big B and thought I would get implants. Now I am a DD and would never consider it. It’s all personal opinion. As with all cosmetic procedures it’s a personal choice. If you want to get implants, then get them. I know many girls that have and they love them. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060/109 "2006-07-14T17:13:57Z")
And then there’s [Britney Spears’s](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99smono.phtml) fake boobs… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-boobs/364060.md?page=5)