# Fake CNN page generator Cheney shoots you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753 "2006-02-16T05:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/1 "2006-02-16T05:02:29Z")
I laughed and lots of people wanted one: [http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/) ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/2 "2006-02-16T05:37:28Z")
[Oh, lordy.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Jesus&lastname=Christ&age=33&occupation=prophet&hometown=Bethlehem&game=sheep&pronoun1=He&pronoun2=Him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webspinners.futura.net%2Fzumaltsp%2FJesus2.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/3 "2006-02-16T05:43:01Z")
I’m going straight to hell. [My ticket.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Cindy+&lastname=Sheehan&age=49&occupation=War+Protester&hometown=California&game=President+Bush&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.villagevoice.com%2Fblogs%2Fbushbeat%2Farchive%2Fimages%2Fcindy-sheehan-mug.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/4 "2006-02-16T13:31:05Z")
[Scooter!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Lewis+%22Scooter%22&lastname=Libby&age=56&occupation=former+Chief+of+Staff&hometown=New+Haven%2C+Connecticut&game=congressional+lobyists&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.goalsforamericans.org%2Fimages%2Forigins_LewisScooterLibby.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/5 "2006-02-16T16:30:07Z")
[How very existential.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Dick&lastname=Cheney&age=65&occupation=Vice+President+of+the+United+States+of+America&hometown=Lincoln%2C+Nebraska&game=Vice+President&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fchervokas.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fcheney.jpeg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/6 "2006-02-16T18:43:09Z")
[“I knew it was you,” says Cheney. “You broke my heart.”](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Fredo&lastname=Corleone&age=46&occupation=Mafioso&hometown=New+York+City&game=pigeons&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spun.com%2Famgcover%2Fdvd%2Ffull%2Ft5%2F76%2Ft57636p4vrp.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/7 "2006-02-16T18:54:36Z")
I just hope I can [cooter hunt](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=swamp&lastname=bear&age=four+and+a+half&occupation=pooper+scooper&hometown=Mudflap%2C+Alabama&game=cooter&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=&Submit=Submit) again. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/8 "2006-02-16T18:56:47Z")
Still in that movie mood: [Cheney was the bravest of them all.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Liberty&lastname=Valance&age=38&occupation=desperado&hometown=Mad+Dog%2C+Texas&game=rabbit&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodusa.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fmarvin.jpg&Submit=Submit) [In a more musical vein…](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=John&lastname=Brown&age=48&occupation=sheriff&hometown=Kingston%2C+Jamaica&game=deputy&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.co.douglas.ne.us%2Fdept%2Fsheriff%2Fabout%2Fmessage%2Fimages%2FDunningClose.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/9 "2006-02-16T19:35:49Z")
Ahh, [if only](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Dubya&lastname=Bush&age=&occupation=puppet-man+%26+patsy+for+big+oil+corporations+&hometown=Texas&game=brewskis&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Fpages%2Ffrontline%2Fshows%2Fchoice2004%2Fart%2Fp_bushmainp.jpg&Submit=Submit). ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/10 "2006-02-16T19:46:35Z")
[Bastard!!!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Kenny&lastname=&age=13&occupation=Student&hometown=South+Park&game=wabbits&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arianamania.de%2Fimages%2F2005-04%2Ffaelschung.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/11 "2006-02-16T19:55:53Z")
[Mmmmm…Sacriligious…](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Jesus&lastname=Christ&age=33&occupation=Messiah&hometown=Bethlehem&game=prophet&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.google.co.uk%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AXgQUTZqCugVpzM%3Amembers.aol.com%2Fabareck%2Fimages%2Fgod%252520jesus%252520christ.jpg&Submit=Submit) > [@](#): > > “The vice president didn’t see him,” she continued. “The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a prophet and was following it and shot. And by God, Jesus was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.” ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/12 "2006-02-16T19:57:21Z")
Blast. It’s been done already. Sorry, KeithT. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/13 "2006-02-16T21:13:45Z")
One that Doug “Greaseman” Tracht would like to see: [http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Howard&lastname=Stern&age=52&occupation=radio+personality&hometown=Old+Westbury%2C+NY&game=duck&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theadvocates.org%2Fcelebrities%2Fimages%2Fhoward-stern.jpg&Submit=Submit](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Howard&lastname=Stern&age=52&occupation=radio+personality&hometown=Old+Westbury%2C+NY&game=duck&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theadvocates.org%2Fcelebrities%2Fimages%2Fhoward-stern.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/14 "2006-02-16T21:26:12Z")
Well, someone was going to do [this one](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Paris&lastname=Hilton&age=&occupation=vacuous+do-nothing+waste+of+space&hometown=New+York+City&game=for+a+brain&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwirelessdigest.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fparis_hilton.jpg&Submit=Submit) eventually. Might as well be me. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/15 "2006-02-16T21:59:33Z")
He shot [Her Majesty!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Queen&lastname=Elizabeth&age=80&occupation=Queen+of+England&hometown=London&game=Corgis&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.answers.com%2Fmain%2Fcontent%2Fwp%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F7%2F70%2F250px-Ac.thequeen.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/16 "2006-02-16T22:19:49Z")
[Eh, what’s up, Dick?](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Elmer&lastname=Fudd&age=52&occupation=owner+of+a+mansion+and+a+yacht&hometown=Toontown&game=wascally+wabbit&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimagecache2.allposters.com%2Fimages%2FATA%2F24534BP.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/17 "2006-02-16T22:29:58Z")
[In America, Vice President shoots you!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Yakov&lastname=Smirnov&age=55&occupation=Refugee+and+Comedian&hometown=Odessa%2C+Ukraine&game=Bears&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yakov.com%2Fimages%2FbioImg1.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/18 "2006-02-16T22:46:06Z")
I hate myself for this, but [just imagine](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=John&lastname=Lennon&age=40&occupation=musician&hometown=Liverpool%2C+England&game=two+virgins&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fca%2Fthumb%2Fd%2Fd6%2FJohn_Lennon.jpg%2F180px-John_Lennon.jpg&Submit=Submit). ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/19 "2006-02-17T00:31:45Z")
> [@Patty O'Furniture](#): > > [Scooter!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Lewis+%22Scooter%22&lastname=Libby&age=56&occupation=former+Chief+of+Staff&hometown=New+Haven%2C+Connecticut&game=congressional+lobyists&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.goalsforamericans.org%2Fimages%2Forigins_LewisScooterLibby.jpg&Submit=Submit) Not [Scooter](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Scooter&lastname=No+Known+Last+Name&age=29&occupation=Gopher&hometown=Philadelphia&game=frogs&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.andrewjaffe.net%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fscooter.jpg&Submit=Submit)! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/20 "2006-02-17T02:12:44Z")
[I’ve got a bad feeling about this](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Darth&lastname=Sidious&age=69&occupation=Sith+Lord&hometown=Coruscant&game=Jedi&pronoun1=the+Dark+Lord&pronoun2=His+Lordship&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv68%2Flight_sabe_r%2Fsidious.jpg&Submit=Submit) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753.md?page=2)