# Fake CNN page generator Cheney shoots you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753 "2006-02-16T05:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/21 "2006-02-17T03:25:06Z")
[Please God no - not Julie Andrews!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Maria&lastname=von+Trapp&age=24&occupation=flibbertijibbet%2C+will-o-the+wisp%2C+and+clown&hometown=Salzburg&game=dreams&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2F212.84.179.117%2Fi%2FJulie%2520Andrews.jpg&Submit=Submit) Damn, I’m good! ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/22 "2006-02-17T04:36:06Z")
Poor guy never had [any luck.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Al&lastname=Bundy&age=51&occupation=shoe+salesman&hometown=Chicago&game=fat+woman&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bundyology.com%2Fsfg%2F508a.html&Submit=Submit) PS–Can everybody see the pic? Not sure the link is good… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/23 "2006-02-17T04:42:14Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > [How very existential.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Dick&lastname=Cheney&age=65&occupation=Vice+President+of+the+United+States+of+America&hometown=Lincoln%2C+Nebraska&game=Vice+President&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fchervokas.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fcheney.jpeg&Submit=Submit) Er…waitaminute… No pic there, **Mehitabel**. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/24 "2006-02-17T04:48:17Z")
[Even dead he gets no respect!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Rodney&lastname=Dangerfield&age=82&occupation=actor&hometown=Los+Angeles&game=some+respect&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jimpoz.com%2Fquotes%2Fimages%2Fspeakers%2Fdangerfield.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/25 "2006-02-17T05:25:42Z")
[It’s not easy being green.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Kermit&lastname=the+Frog&age=50&occupation=sock+puppet&hometown=a+putrid+Mississippi+swamp&game=jackalope&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exclaim.ca%2Fimages%2Fup-question_kermit_1.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/26 "2006-02-17T06:32:42Z")
[The sad thing is, he wasn’t even supposed to be there that day.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Dante&lastname=Hicks&age=22&occupation=Convience+Store+Clerk&hometown=Leonardo%2C+New+Jersey&game=a+satisfying+job&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F5%2F57%2FDante.gif&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/27 "2006-02-17T07:52:37Z")
[I can’'t believe I’m the first one](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=J.R.&lastname=Ewing&age=55&occupation=Oil+Tycoon&hometown=Dallas&game=prairie+dogs&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theage.com.au%2Fffximage%2F2005%2F03%2F24%2Fpt_25JR_ent-lead__200x155.jpg&Submit=Submit). And [this](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=C.M.&lastname=Burns&age=115&occupation=evil+businessman&hometown=Springfield&game=prairie+dogs&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgfx.dagbladet.no%2Fpub%2Fartikkel%2F4%2F41%2F417%2F417850%2Fsimpsons_cmb.jpg&Submit=Submit). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/28 "2006-02-17T18:50:04Z")
[hee hee](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=The+U.S.+Congress&lastname=&age=219&occupation=bickerer&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=freedom&pronoun1=it&pronoun2=it&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brighamscully.com%2Fphotos%2Fde%2FTT210%2520US%2520Capitol%2520Spring.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/29 "2006-02-17T18:55:47Z")
[Dick had better go back into hiding.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Suge&lastname=Knight&age=41&occupation=very+scary+man&hometown=Compton&game=ho&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F8%2F87%2FSuge.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/30 "2006-02-17T19:01:32Z")
[I thought it couldn’t be done…](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Superman&lastname=&age=10000&occupation=Superhero&hometown=Krypton&game=Evildoers&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdonaghe.tripod.com%2Fimages%2F0-superman-1960-t.gif&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/31 "2006-02-17T22:57:17Z")
[D’oh!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Homer&lastname=Simpson&age=38&occupation=nuclear+power+plant+safety+inspector&hometown=Springfield+%28no+state+given%29&game=donuts&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fe%2Feb%2FC-homer.png&Submit=Submit) This one makes no dang sense: [Not again!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=John&lastname=Kennedy&age=88&occupation=presidential+zombie+corpse&hometown=Arlington%2C+Virginia&game=Zombie+Richard+Nixon&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F0%2F00%2FJFKofficial.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/32 "2006-02-17T23:00:54Z")
[I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Santa&lastname=Claus&age=1%2C000&occupation=toymaker&hometown=the+North+Pole&game=reindeer&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woydt.be%2Ffragen%2Ff80%2Fxmas_santa05alg.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/33 "2006-02-17T23:07:49Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [hee hee](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=The+U.S.+Congress&lastname=&age=219&occupation=bickerer&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=freedom&pronoun1=it&pronoun2=it&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brighamscully.com%2Fphotos%2Fde%2FTT210%2520US%2520Capitol%2520Spring.jpg&Submit=Submit) Ooh, I like this one. I was [inspired](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Lady&lastname=Liberty&age=120&occupation=personification+of+freedom&hometown=New+York+City&game=immigrants&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bergoiata.org%2Ffe%2FDivers05%2FStatue%2520Of%2520Liberty%2520-%25201024x768.jpg&Submit=Submit) to create two [more](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Old&lastname=Glory&age=229&occupation=flag&hometown=Philadelphia&game=infidels&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crwflags.com%2Ffotw%2Fimages%2Fu%2Fus.gif&Submit=Submit) in the same vein. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/34 "2006-02-17T23:10:43Z")
This is addictive. Just one more: [Good grief! He never did have good luck.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Charlie&lastname=Brown&age=56&occupation=blockhead&hometown=the+funny+pages&game=Woodstocks&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg12.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv31%2Fundercoverlover%2FCharlie_Brown.bmp&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/35 "2006-02-17T23:10:58Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > [I can’'t believe I’m the first one](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=J.R.&lastname=Ewing&age=55&occupation=Oil+Tycoon&hometown=Dallas&game=prairie+dogs&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theage.com.au%2Fffximage%2F2005%2F03%2F24%2Fpt_25JR_ent-lead__200x155.jpg&Submit=Submit). I had one all made up a couple of minutes after my Elmer Fudd post - and then decided somebody more familiar with _Dallas_ could do it better. Good work. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/36 "2006-02-17T23:14:32Z")
Okay, okay, just one more: [talk about bad karma!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Earl&lastname=Hickey&age=32&occupation=good+Samaritan&hometown=Camden%2C+New+Jersey&game=good+deeds&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fus.tv1.yimg.com%2Ftv.yahoo.com%2Fimages%2Fhe%2Fphoto%2Ftv_pix%2Fnbc%2Fmy_name_is_earl%2Fjason_lee%2Fearl_yarish2.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/37 "2006-02-18T01:28:05Z")
[What the hell.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Ted&lastname=Nugent&age=54&occupation=Semi+retired+guitar+god&hometown=Detroit&game=meat&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vh1.com%2Fshared%2Fmedia%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fn%2FNugent_Ted%2Fsq-happy_hat_lake_btm-vh1.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/38 "2006-02-18T21:06:28Z")
[Dick Better start running, or MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Jack&lastname=Bauer&age=40&occupation=Psycho+CTU+agent&hometown=Los+Angelos&game=Terrorists&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fd5%2F241001.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/39 "2006-02-18T21:39:34Z")
[Now we’ll never know!](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Lee+Harvey&lastname=Oswald&age=24&occupation=presidential+assassin&hometown=Dallas&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nationmaster.com%2Fwikimir%2Fimages%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F8%2F8c%2FLee_Harvey_Oswald%2C_Jack_Ruby%2C_Jim_A._Leavelle.jpg%2F250px-Lee_Harvey_Oswald%2C_Jack_Ruby%2C_Jim_A._Leavelle.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/40 "2006-02-18T23:28:53Z")
Cheney should just [surrender now.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Brock+&lastname=Samson&age=30%3F&occupation=Death+Machine&hometown=&game=a+Chupacabra&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fffmedia.ign.com%2Ffilmforce%2Fimage%2Fbrock2004812-05_1092303677.jpg&Submit=Submit) No point in running. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753.md?page=3)