# Fake CNN page generator Cheney shoots you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753 "2006-02-16T05:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Baine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Baine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baine)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/41 "2006-02-19T01:00:07Z")
[I think we’re all forgetting the real victim here.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Bobwhite&lastname=Quail&age=78&occupation=quail&hometown=Texas&game=Harry+Whittington&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dnr.state.oh.us%2Fwildlife%2FImages%2Fdiversity%2Fsongbirds%2Fquail.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/42 "2006-02-19T01:42:25Z")
[Heard he had a son.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Thomas&lastname=Wayne&age=39&occupation=physician+and+humanitarian&hometown=Gotham+City&game=Penguins&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcinema%2Fnews%2Fbatman_begins%2Fthomas_wayne.jpg&Submit=Submit) But I’m sure the kid’ll get over it. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/43 "2006-02-19T02:04:01Z")
[Cheney is such a heartless bastard.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Bambi&lastname=Bambi&age=1&occupation=innocent+little+dear+who+never+hurt+anyone+or+meant+anone+any+harm&hometown=the+forest&game=world+peace&pronoun1=she&pronoun2=her&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.amazon.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FB0002YLCOM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/44 "2006-02-19T02:06:09Z")
[My tribute to a SDMB meme.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Jon&lastname=Arbuckle&age=38&occupation=cartoonist&hometown=Muncie%2C+Indiana&game=fido+jizz&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjeroen.wierts.net%2Fgarfield%2Fpics%2Fcharacter%2Fjon01.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/45 "2006-02-19T02:14:51Z")
[For this, Cheney must pay](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Laddie&lastname=The+Puppy&age=one+half&occupation=four-legged+bundle+of+sweetness+and+fluffiness&hometown=your+childhood&game=for+sticks&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmfrost.typepad.com%2Fcute_overload%2Fimages%2F119_1997_1.JPG&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/46 "2006-02-19T04:23:21Z")
[(I, too, am looking for comedy in the Muslim World.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=The+Prophet+&lastname=Mohammad+%28Not+Pictured%2C+Glory+Be+To+Allah%29&age=57-ish&occupation=Former+Last+Messenger+of+Allah+and+Despoiler+of+many%2C+many%2C+many%2C+virgins&hometown=Washington%2C+DC+%28where+Cindy+Sheenan+sent+him+a+new+friut+basket+welcoming+him+to+America%29&game=dove&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpottercountyedcouncil.org%2Fnew%2Fpix%2520used%2FPicture%2520Not%2520Available%2520copy.jpg&Submit=Submit) Otherwise I’m in for a fatwa. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/47 "2006-02-20T01:21:06Z")
Wasn’t sure if this was worthy of a new thread so I’ll just tack it here. Cheney’s victim is an [Elvis impersonator.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-hipp/cheneys-victim-sings_b_15948.html) ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/48 "2006-02-20T03:41:18Z")
Ah, finally, a [working strategy.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Osama&lastname=bin+Laden&age=49&occupation=terrorist+leader&hometown=Riyadh&game=American&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biografiasyvidas.com%2Freportaje%2Fbin_laden%2Ffotos%2Fbin_laden_1.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/49 "2006-02-20T11:41:28Z")
[Sam will kill him if he tries anything](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Frodo&lastname=Baggins&age=22&occupation=ringbearer&hometown=Hobbiton&game=oliphaunt&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.gleeson.us%2Fb2%2F0504%2Ffrodo.jpg&Submit=Submit) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753/50 "2006-02-20T18:05:26Z")
> [@Menocchio](#): > > [Heard he had a son.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Thomas&lastname=Wayne&age=39&occupation=physician+and+humanitarian&hometown=Gotham+City&game=Penguins&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcinema%2Fnews%2Fbatman_begins%2Fthomas_wayne.jpg&Submit=Submit) > > But I’m sure the kid’ll get over it. Cheney probably shouldn’t have shot [this guy](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Diego&lastname=Montoya&age=35&occupation=master+swordsmith&hometown=Spain&game=six-fingered+man&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbjsmusic.com%2FYentl15%2Favigdor.jpg&Submit=Submit) either. > [@JimSox5](#): > > Ah, finally, a [working strategy.](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Osama&lastname=bin+Laden&age=49&occupation=terrorist+leader&hometown=Riyadh&game=American&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biografiasyvidas.com%2Freportaje%2Fbin_laden%2Ffotos%2Fbin_laden_1.jpg&Submit=Submit) I’m not trying to make this political, but so help me, when I read that post, I thought [this was going to be your story]([http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Donald&lastname=Rumsfeld&age=73&occupation=Secretary+of+Defense&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F87%2FDonald\_Rumsfeld\_Defenselink.jpg&Submit=Submit](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Donald&lastname=Rumsfeld&age=73&occupation=Secretary+of+Defense&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F87%2FDonald_Rumsfeld_Defenselink.jpg&Submit=Submit) [http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Donald&lastname=Rumsfeld&age=73&occupation=Secretary+of+Defense&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F87%2FDonald\_Rumsfeld\_Defenselink.jpg&Submit=Submit](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Donald&lastname=Rumsfeld&age=73&occupation=Secretary+of+Defense&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F87%2FDonald_Rumsfeld_Defenselink.jpg&Submit=Submit)). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-cnn-page-generator-cheney-shoots-you/344753.md?page=2)