# Fake girlfriends **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354 "2004-08-24T22:57:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/21 "2004-08-25T06:18:18Z")
wow… just wow. At least it’s some form of darwinism, those who buy one have to pay real money to make a string of ones and zeros happy. Good for them, they’ll go broke eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/22 "2004-08-25T07:51:04Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > When I was a kid, all the fake girlfriends lived in Canada. Heh heh,. my brother had one of those. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/23 "2004-08-25T09:49:15Z")
Cool, a Pocket Idoru. > [@Antigen](#): > > Is it just me or does that fake girlfriend look like a little kid? To me, she looks like a typical anime character. So yes. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/24 "2004-08-25T14:30:58Z")
> [@Toddly](#): > > At least the women can sleep with their [Boyfriend Pillow](http://www.jdhodges.com/photos/5622). This world is getting wierd. I wish I’d seen that pillow _before_ I bisected my boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/25 "2004-08-25T15:38:45Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > I wish I’d seen that pillow _before_ I bisected my boyfriend. Eh, it’s not like he went to waste, as long as you’ve got one of those big freezers. Or really like jerky. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/26 "2004-08-25T16:03:21Z")
Well, yeah, but have you any idea of the intricacies of extricating gore and bone fragments from a chainsaw? Neither do I, but the guy at Home Depot’s tool rental counter was _not_ amused. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/27 "2004-08-25T16:45:03Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > “Welcome to Raisins, Sweetie!” Best South Park reference EVER!! ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/28 "2004-08-25T17:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, yeah, but have you any idea of the intricacies of extricating gore and bone fragments from a chainsaw? Neither do I, but the guy at Home Depot’s tool rental counter was not amused. hahaha…funniest post I have read in a long while! /salute ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/29 "2004-08-25T17:18:04Z")
The sad thing is, some people will actually PAY! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/30 "2004-08-25T17:33:22Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > I wish I’d seen that pillow _before_ I bisected my boyfriend. “I dreamt I was eating the world’s biggest salami and when I woke up, my boyfriend was gone!” ('cause, y’know, that old joke about the biggest marshmallow and the pillow… not that **I** ever have such dreams, or a boyfriend… not that there’s anything wrong with that) ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354/31 "2004-08-25T18:23:01Z")
I had a fake girlfriend… in seventh grade. And she was free, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-girlfriends/261354.md?page=1)