# Fake Money doesn't fool Tennessee Strippers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077 "2007-08-27T12:49:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/1 "2007-08-27T12:49:35Z")
[http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070826/D8R8HNA80.html](http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070826/D8R8HNA80.html) [Homer Simpson] But they’re Fake Boobs![/Homer Simpson] If you’re going to get arrested for counterfeiting, this is a partcularly bad way to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/2 "2007-08-27T15:09:51Z")
They’re just like secret service agents in g-strings and stilettos! ---
**Author:** ![Micro\_Dot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Micro\_Dot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Micro_Dot)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/3 "2007-08-27T20:21:51Z")
I once made some money, plain paper black and white, with my own picture photoshopped in. Of course I remembered to blank out the signatures and put “Play Money” in the margin. But even with that, a couple of friends reacted like I was showing them bricks of heroin, so I quickly decided to tear them up. Now I make legal stamps with my photo. Not the same, but at least there’s nobody going to panic. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/4 "2007-08-27T20:37:42Z")
[QUOTE=Synthetically Organic] They’re just like secret service agents in g-strings and stilettos! [/QUOTE] Sounds like the catch phrase for a new hit Hollywood movie. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/5 "2007-08-27T20:45:34Z")
Most people who handle money at work, can tell just by sense of touch a real bill from a fake one. If you have had real money stuck in your undies a few thousand times, there is very little chance of getting away with putting a fake one there. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/6 "2007-08-27T21:16:11Z")
Well, _I’ve_ certainly noticed that a fake $100 bill just doesn’t _feel_ the same against my naked skin. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/7 "2007-08-27T21:26:08Z")
He got six lap dances for free. Maybe prison will be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-money-doesnt-fool-tennessee-strippers/417077/8 "2007-08-28T00:51:13Z")
[QUOTE=Synthetically Organic] They’re just like secret service agents in g-strings and stilettos! [/QUOTE] I feel there is a J. Edgar Hoover joke in there somewhere, but I just can’t seem to find it.