# Fake vs. real breasts test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 4, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339 "2002-06-04T17:37:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/1 "2002-06-04T17:37:47Z")

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It’s fun AND informative. And there aren’t really any breasts on the first page, so I think this is kosher by SDMB rules.

URL deleted - perhaps only temporarily - see below.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/2 "2002-06-04T17:54:19Z")

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Ah, but the domain alone will get it blocked most places.

Tonight, however… 😃  
Or not.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/3 "2002-06-04T18:40:39Z")

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Or the moderator will delete the link. And not for the first time. At least for now. Lemme go get a ruling on this. Previously, there were large, ample, voluptuous, wonderful bosoms on the linked page. Sadly, I hadda delete that one.

Hold tight. If this thing passes muster, I’ll restore the URL.

And for **everyone’s** information, if when composing a topic or post, the phrase, “I think this is kosher by SDMB rules,” or its functional equivalent, goes through your head, please check with the staff prior to submitting it. It’d be less trouble all the way around. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/4 "2002-06-04T18:45:23Z")

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This seems a bit like a magician telling us the secret.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/5 "2002-06-04T18:51:02Z")

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You mean there were no taut, perky, mouthful-sized, wonderful bosoms on the front page?

On behalf of my itty-bitty titties, I am offended. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/6 "2002-06-04T19:16:40Z")

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Aw, well … never had a URL zapped by the mods before, so I feel like I’ve “become a man” or something.

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fake-vs-real-breasts-test/112339/7 "2002-06-04T19:29:05Z")

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Isn’t this a sort of ‘first date’ question?  
Well if by ‘first date’ you don’t want to have another one with said person.