# Falcon's 1000th post party......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 30, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284 "2000-01-30T22:43:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/1 "2000-01-30T22:43:00Z")

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Woohoo!!! 1000 posts in 8 months. Not TOO bad…

So let’s see…I’ve got the beer, the open bar, the munchies, and the game’s on. _kicking back_ Yep, life is good.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/2 "2000-01-30T22:49:00Z")

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Falcon! YAYYYYY!!! lets try to get 1,000 again in Less than 8 months. Why I did it in 3!I love ya!

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/3 "2000-01-30T22:50:00Z")

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Go, Falcon! Congratulations!

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/4 "2000-01-30T22:53:00Z")

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congratulations!

and here I am puttering away at 400 - I obviously don’t have your discipline.

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and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/5 "2000-01-30T22:53:00Z")

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Zette is doing the hamsterdance! Everybody join! [http://www.hamsterdance.com](http://www.hamsterdance.com)

Congrats, falc!

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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
[Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/6 "2000-01-30T22:54:00Z")

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Love your stuff, Falcon.

Keep 'em coming!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/7 "2000-01-30T23:00:00Z")

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Cristi the Communist checking in, wishing you a Happy 1000th Post!

(you & Wally called those of us not watching the Super Bowl Communists, remember? ;))

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“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/8 "2000-01-30T23:03:00Z")

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Woo-Hoo! I’ll bring the torches, er, candles that is.

Congrats.

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Still trying to think of something witty to say here

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/9 "2000-01-30T23:08:00Z")

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Cristi, you know I love ya, but every time I see your sig, I blink 3 times, twitch my leg twice, and put a nitro pill under my tongue.

I wonder why that is? 😉

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/10 "2000-01-30T23:14:00Z")

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Yipes. Sorry, Wally. Perhaps I should change my sig for the duration of your…your…confinement?

Then again, maybe it has nothing to do with your heart…hehehehehe…

Oops. Sorry. Back to the 1000th post celebration!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/11 "2000-01-30T23:36:00Z")

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I brought oooonniioooon diiiiiiiippp…

Where should I put it?

Crashers _are_ allowed, right?

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/12 "2000-01-30T23:51:00Z")

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Congrats! I wish I was more like you. Also you can play the football game interactively at [nfl.com](http://nfl.com)

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/13 "2000-01-30T23:52:00Z")

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Yeah Joph, yer allowed. But NO JvO comments, or the bouncers are throwing you out. This is a JvO-free zone. 🙂

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/14 "2000-01-30T23:53:00Z")

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Oooooohh, a disco globe!!

Congrats, Falc!!!

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Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.  
-William Blake

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**Author:** ![Edlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8797f3/32.png) [@Edlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edlyn)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/15 "2000-01-31T00:00:00Z")

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**Falcon**

If you were paid a penny for your thoughts, your net worth would be… uh, ten bucks? 🙂

Congrats!

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You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. -Harriet Woods-

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/16 "2000-01-31T00:05:00Z")

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Sorry, Jenna. You’ll have to wait in the car.

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/17 "2000-01-31T00:14:00Z")

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Thanks Joph…you’re a peach. _smooch_

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/18 "2000-01-31T02:29:00Z")

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Congrats Falcon!!!

Ummm… where is the gift table??

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/19 "2000-01-31T03:08:00Z")

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Bartender, a glass of your finest chardonnay!

I’m gonna get drunk tonight, with class! Woohoo!

Oh, and Congrats, Falcon. 🙂

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_SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/)  
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

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**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/falcons-1000th-post-party/13284/20 "2000-01-31T03:36:00Z")

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Mazel tov.

Studi

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Don’t _speak_ ill of your enemies; plot it.

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