# FALL IN!  Military Doper Roll-Call

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794 "2000-06-27T23:34:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/81 "2001-03-26T19:32:24Z")

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US Army, 1974-1977, 98G2LKP(Korean linguist),made it up to E-4. Ft Jackson(basic), Presidio of Monterey/Ft. Devens/Goodfellow AFB(AIT), Camp Humphries in Korea, Ft. Lewis, Washington.

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/82 "2001-03-26T21:58:33Z")

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U.S. Army 1987-1990  
MOS95B10V5 Military Police Specialist/Military Police Investigator (MPI, Reach for the sky!)

Ft McClellan, AL  
Baumholder, Germany  
Ft Dix, NJ  
Edmond, OK (OKARNG)  
Grandpa: Capt, USAAF, WWII B-17/B-24/B-29 Instructor Pilot  
Dad: BG, ADA/Ord/JAG/Infantry (It took him a while to find his place), USAR, Retired  
Brother: SPC, MOS13M, U.S. Army, A Btry 1/158 FA (MLRS) OKARNG (Steel Rain!) Desert Storm, Helicopter Mechanic (MOS Unknown), Ft Rucker, AL and Ft Campbell, KY  
Brother-In-Law: USAF enlisted, USAF Academy, U.S. Army Ranger Infantry Officer(figure that career track out!)

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/83 "2001-03-26T23:02:39Z")

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Two pages of doggies, squids and wingnuts… Just one Marine. Normally the odds would still be in favor of the Marine at this point, but Uncle Bill is a Major. And as everyone knows, an officer, even a major, can be an awfully confused and sometimes pathetic looking creature without at least one NCO nearby to cover his ass while giving him someone to order around, so I’m just here to do my job!

USMC '84 - '91

Boot camp in San Diego

Some of the time actually doing my MOS’s, 6367/6357/6317 (F/A-18 IWT, AQ and AT in squid speak) As much time else as possible doing “grunt stuff”.

Most time spent at MCAS El Toro and Camp Pendleton.

VMFA-531, VMFA-323, VMFAT-101.

Waiting for Major Uncle to assign him some rocks to paint 😃

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/84 "2001-03-27T00:05:17Z")

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**U.S. Army,** 02/12/86-11/27/91

_MOS:_ 19K M-1 Abrams Armored Vehicle Crewman  
_Rank:_ SGT/E-5  
_Duties:_ Loader, Driver, Gunner and Commander  
_Postings:_

Ft. Knox, KY, OSUT, 02/86-05/86  
Bamberg, FDR, 6/86-6/88, H Co. 2/2 ACR  
Ft. Hood, Texas, 7/88-10/90, D. Co, 1/5 Cav., 1st Cav. Div.  
Persian Gulf, 10/90-6/91, same  
Ft. Hood, Texas, 6/91-11/91, same

**U.S. Army Reserve,** 11/91-4/94

_MOS:_ 67U Medium Helicopter Repair (CH-47 Chinook)  
_Rank:_ SSG/E-6  
_Duties:_ Helicopter Crew Chief and 67U Section Chief  
_Posting:_

Dallas Naval Air Station, Grand Prairie, Texas  
Co. L, 1/158th Avn. Rgt. (AVIM)

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/85 "2001-03-27T03:28:01Z")

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Am I the first actual army chick to check in?  
Army Radio Operator - Detached to the infantry - four years in the primary reserves - left as a corporal.

1 year left on the supplementary reserve list.

And I got one thing to say - you think guys in uniform get hit on, try being the only chick in the field. There’s a reason why you are armed!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/86 "2001-03-27T03:40:07Z")

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My apologies. I looked at past posts and realized that I didn’t do my record justice. . .

**Tripler:**

US Air Force 2nd LT  
5th Civil Engineer Squadron, Minot AFB  
Prime BEEF AEF 7 & 8  
AFSC: 32E1E Electrical Engineer  
Currently: 5 CES/CECP Civil Engineer Programmer  
With Prime BEEF, I basically do _ **everything** _. I rebuild runways, set up airfields, make sure your tent has lights, get you running water in your S/S Latrine, etc.

You want _Bob Vila_? You got it. I’m just a hell of a lot more nicer.  
Tripler  
Beer always helps your work order.

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/87 "2001-03-27T03:45:28Z")

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2LT, Inf., and 1LT and CPT, JAGC, U.S. Army, 1967-1972. I was very lucky. Sam wanted me more as a lawyer than as a rifle platoon leader(to which I probably owe my life) and never asked me to serve in a combat zone.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/88 "2001-03-27T04:01:46Z")

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You and me both, Tripler.

Mr. Cynical:

US Air Force Senior Airman, 5 years civilianized

412th Test Squadron, [Edwards AFB, CA](http://www.edwards.af.mil/index-flash.html) “_Ad Inexplorata_”  
31st Fighter Wing, [Aviano AB, Italy](http://www.aviano.af.mil/) “_Return With Honor_”  
AFSCs : 45550A & 2A151 - Tactical/Reconnaissance Photographic & Electronic Real-Time Sensors Systems Maintenance Technician.

[LANTIRN](http://www.f-16.net/reference/armament/lantirn.html) R&D at Edwards AFB  
Operations [Deny Flight](http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/ops/deny_flight.htm) and [Deliberate Force](http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/ops/deliberate_force.htm) over Bosnia & Herzegovina

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**Author:** ![maxxumuser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90db22/32.png) [@maxxumuser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maxxumuser)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/89 "2001-03-27T04:48:01Z")

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SSgt, USAF, 6 June 1983 till 4 April 1990

Started at Lackland AFB, San Antonio, TX just like all other Air Force recruits. Then onto Lowry AFB, Denver, CO for Motion Picture/Television Schools. AFSC started as a 232X0 then was changed in the late 80’s to 231X3 (same job just different numbers). Then onto Goodfellow AFB in San Angelo, TX for 2 years to work in the television productions facility in Secret Square. Then onto Hickam AFB in Honolulu, HI for my last four years. In Hawaii I was a member of the 1363 Audiovisual Squadron and a proud member of the Flying Swine. They eventually changed our name to Air Force Combat Camera about the time that I separated. I went on terminal leave early in March of 1990 and was promoted to Staff Sergeant on what I feel was quite appropriately April Fools Day, and I separated four days later. Going to the field for us in the Aerospace Audiovisual Service was generally called Hilton or Ramada. We didn’t rough it too often. I have been out for a decade and am very happy. But then again I am still wearing blue in my heart. I saw the handwriting on the wall in the late 80’s as they were starting to cut career fields and military members for budget cuts and got out when the getting was good for me. Still miss it.

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**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/90 "2001-03-27T05:11:17Z")

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FREEZIN’S THE REASON GODDAMNIT!

OK now that that is out of my system…

If you’ll look WAAAAAY up on the first page of the thread back in the summer I wrote about being in the air force and having 150 odd days to go. Well, I’M OUT NOW!!! WOOOOOO!

Civillian life is GREAT, by the way! 🙂

Dookie,  
USAF, 11/96 - 11/00

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**Author:** ![hesredbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc348/32.png) [@hesredbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hesredbird)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/91 "2001-03-27T07:51:37Z")

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Sgt-U.S.M.C-2265418-Viet Vet. It was so long ago. I enlisted 34 years ago the 23rd of this month.

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**Author:** ![BF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5ac83/32.png) [@BF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BF)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-in-military-doper-roll-call/23794/92 "2001-03-27T13:17:18Z")

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Six years active duty 688 class fast-attack boat, ship’s diver. Five years active reserve, explosive ordnance disposal assistant. Actually got paid one weekend a month, two weeks a year for diving and blowin’ shit up. Amazing!

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