# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/201 "2017-10-27T14:51:00Z")
\*\*I did not need this… It feels like I have a big booger in my nose, but I don’t So this morning I killed my first mammal… \*\* Did you accidentally snort a mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/202 "2017-10-27T15:41:07Z")
\*\* So, I got a Maine Coon kitten So this morning I killed my first mammal… \*\* What’s up next, a Burmese? \*\* Question regarding capitalization of body parts. Would a person go to jail for this?\*\* Twenty years for blogging about the Vulva seems a bit harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/203 "2017-10-27T20:38:37Z")
At least they didn’t mention Semprini. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/204 "2017-10-28T00:05:26Z")
\*\* When EXACTLY did everyone start staring at their cell phones? Chidope, fall 2017?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/205 "2017-10-28T11:06:07Z")
**When EXACTLY did everyone start staring at their cell phones? Would a person go to jail for this?** If you hit someone while driving, possibly. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/206 "2017-10-28T13:00:08Z")
**Sailors rescued after five months adrift This Could Be The MMP** Why, were they rescued on a Monday morning? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/207 "2017-10-28T14:06:50Z")
**First object from another solar system So this morning I killed my first mammal…** How was I to know it was an Ambassador from an advanced civilization, instead of an armadillo wearing a suit? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/208 "2017-10-28T14:25:00Z")
\*\* Question regarding the cutting of the umbilical cord Why do school bus drivers open the door at railroad tracks?\*\* “C’mon kid, it’s part of growing up. And if you make it across the tracks ahead of the train, you’re in the club!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/209 "2017-10-28T17:08:04Z")
\*\* So this morning I killed my first mammal… Barack Obama, juror \*\* I’m sorry, but it is funny. And he is a mammal. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/210 "2017-10-28T17:47:24Z")
\*\*Creatonotos Gangis Moth First object from another solar system \*\* Yeah, no way is [this thing](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/10/25/this-bug-is-real-and-now-so-are-your-nightmares/?utm_term=.4601648ca989) from Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/211 "2017-10-28T18:05:03Z")
\*\* Does anyone else have a hard accepting republican voters are decent people lately? [Demonic] Possession is 9/10 of the law\*\* C’mon, it’s only 60% of the Ohio Legislature. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/212 "2017-10-30T12:29:43Z")
\*\* What’s the favorite euphemism you’ve heard used to describe DJT’s lying? Collection of Trump Lies, hypocrisy etc. \*\* Subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/213 "2017-10-30T12:57:10Z")
\*\*People who are good at math, can you look at an equation and intuitively understand what it means People who use military (24 hour) time… \*\* I’m good at math, so I intuitively understand what 24 hour time means. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/214 "2017-10-30T16:03:59Z")
\*\* Bikers and ball peen hammers? WTF is up with “Chrest/Chrestians”? \*\* Doesn’t sound like your typical “turn the other cheek” sect. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/215 "2017-10-30T16:11:17Z")
\*\* Cruise diary - my October vacation So this morning I killed my first mammal…\*\* “I had no choice - he was hogging the buffet!!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/216 "2017-10-30T19:33:40Z")
\*\* I had an abnormal screening mammogram. So this morning I killed my first mammal… \*\* Sheesh! Try not to over-react! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/217 "2017-10-30T20:54:16Z")
\*\* Sailors rescued after five months adrift So this morning I killed my first mammal… \*\* And it was FLIPPIN delicious! See what I did there? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/218 "2017-10-30T21:31:26Z")
**So this morning I killed my first mammal… Wow, wasp stings HURT! Misread thread titles** I think you misread that thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/219 "2017-10-30T22:30:28Z")
**HE is gay? Who the hell woulda thunk it… Dracula AD 1972 et. al.** Hey! Just because he sucks doesn’t mean he’s gay, unless you’re a 90s gamer. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/220 "2017-10-30T23:40:22Z")
**IS the phrase “I don’t see color” offensive? scary pre-1970’s movies** Not if you’re watching a pre-1970’s movie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=12)