# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/261 "2017-11-06T23:04:33Z")

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**Are there any shared national values?  
Why the venom for Hillary?**

It would have been a lot better as:  
**Are there any shared national values?  
Why, the venom for Hillary!**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/262 "2017-11-07T14:31:45Z")

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\*\* Is my boyfriend still using  
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?\*\*

If he isn’t using them now, he will be soon.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/263 "2017-11-07T14:36:04Z")

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\*\* Is my boyfriend still using  
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?\*\*

If he isn’t using them now, he will be soon.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/264 "2017-11-07T16:47:21Z")

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\*\* Canned salmon from with best by date in 2008 - safe?  
Is my boyfriend still using\*\*

I wouldn’t worry, unless he’s also getting high on expired crabmeat.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/265 "2017-11-07T19:27:52Z")

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**Is my boyfriend still using  
Have you ever used a fire extinguisher?**

I’m told it gets you quite blazed.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/266 "2017-11-07T21:08:59Z")

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**Dog training dilemma  
What equipment do they use in audio recording studios?**

“ **SIT** and **STAY** , Bandit! Remember, the volume on that monitor goes to 11.” (whine)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/267 "2017-11-08T12:23:06Z")

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\*\* Can anyone identify this classical music please?

Children’s songs your mom didn’t let you sing

Supergirl Season 3

The Flash Season 4

Hollywood Scandal

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/268 "2017-11-09T04:16:14Z")

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\*\* Have you ever fainted? What was the experience like?  
Were you a victim of Phonics?\*\*

“Matt saw a cat with a rat.” “Auggghhh!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/269 "2017-11-09T16:40:28Z")

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\*\* So I ran for city council…  
I got my DNA test back \*\*

Sorry, you need to have at least 38 chromosomes to be on the city council.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/270 "2017-11-10T12:25:49Z")

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\*\* I heard my first Christmas jingle radio ads today

No, No, No! (November rantings)

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Ain’t it the truth. I already saw houses decorated for Christmas a couple of nights ago (no joke) It was only a week since Halloween.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/271 "2017-11-10T18:19:09Z")

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**Which is the loveliest rabbit?  
Nostalgic, evocative scents**

[Nothing’s as loving…](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QN3f-oCT4QM/Tb2NleT5-8I/AAAAAAAABf8/N1MAbcV3mSc/s1600/photo%25287%2529.JPG)

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/272 "2017-11-11T03:05:18Z")

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\*\*Nostalgic, evocative scents  
How bad, really, is pollution in Beijing? \*\*

“Residents of Beijing were urged to curtail outdoor activities for the seventh straight day as dense clouds of freshly baked bread, new-mown hay, and baby powder continue to drift over the Chinese capital.”

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/273 "2017-11-11T14:48:35Z")

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**"White people don’t use washcloths."  
Most absurd lies you use to tease your kids**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/274 "2017-11-11T16:41:16Z")

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\*\* Most absurd lies you use to tease your kids  
Ice pick headache\*\*

“Daddy, are you coming to hear our school assembly program of holiday songs from all over the world?”  
“AAARGH! My head!! It feels like knives!!!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/275 "2017-11-11T17:21:53Z")

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\*\* Ring the Church Bells 29 times…  
In Flanders Fields \*\*

It is Veteran’s Day

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/276 "2017-11-13T00:58:56Z")

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A spammer but too good to resist:

**Strea dopa are vbes kowse ksiw  
Do they teach thumb typing in schools now?**

…cause man, those iPhone-posting skills could use some work!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/277 "2017-11-13T14:31:09Z")

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Cut off on the home page:

**South Africa going the way of…  
Pajamas**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/278 "2017-11-13T15:26:14Z")

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\*\* Is there a problem with being an online dating addict?  
How Many Communist Countries Have You Visited?\*\*

No need, what with all them hot Russki women websites.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/279 "2017-11-13T20:38:20Z")

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\*\* Pajamas  
Nazi Bagpiper \*\*

“Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles” is a bit unnerving on bagpipes, but the footy pajamas with swastikas add a nifty touch.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/280 "2017-11-15T14:36:01Z")

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\*\*I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.  
Four letter words–Change 0 to 1 letter to make a new word \*\*

Repeat: Change 0 to 1 letter, not two.

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