# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/421 "2017-12-17T03:41:34Z")
**We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back? Opinions on Rolex watches** Ni-ice. Ve-ry ni-ice. Lo-ad 100,000 Ro-lex in the inter-stellar mo-dule, and you will not be destroy-ed. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/422 "2017-12-17T23:35:58Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back? > Opinions on Rolex watches** > > Ni-ice. Ve-ry ni-ice. Lo-ad 100,000 Ro-lex in the inter-stellar mo-dule, and you will not be destroy-ed. We can send them to Bangkok for some cheap knockoffs. Planet saved. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/423 "2017-12-18T02:44:23Z")
Temptation resisted: one strategic post on my part just now would have resulted in this sequential threads combo: **Guys: How often does a lap dance end in orgasm? Ladies: what makes for a good kiss?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/424 "2017-12-18T14:14:54Z")
**Odd or incomprehensible things your parents said to you Chew your food** That was pretty weird, but not as bizarre as “Sit up straight”. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/425 "2017-12-18T17:40:04Z")
\*\*Major Amtrak derailment south of Tacoma Boy, do I feel like an idiot \*\* They _told_ me not to put the penny on the track! :smack: (Too soon?) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/426 "2017-12-19T02:52:49Z")
**Someone is trying to pass your car but won’t make it. What do you do? Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now?** Brake so it will crash at a slower speed. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/427 "2017-12-19T09:57:12Z")
**Best way to fund Trump’s impeachment? Feasibility of establishing a new decentralized cryptocurrency.** Couldn’t we, like, just pass an appropriations bill, or something? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/428 "2017-12-19T14:14:06Z")
\*\* We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back? Liberals hanging with Conservatives \*\* That is creepy ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/429 "2017-12-19T21:52:15Z")
\*\* Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now? Liberals hanging with Conservatives \*\* …Dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/430 "2017-12-19T22:08:40Z")
**How can I have a house given to me? Helping someone out at Christmas** Sometimes that works. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/431 "2017-12-20T12:42:34Z")
\*\* What happens when the startup disc of a Mac is COMPLETELY full? Origin of the Baptism Religion in the South. \*\* It’s the Blue Screen Of Death! Praise Jesus!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/432 "2017-12-20T15:35:28Z")
\*\*The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread Major Amtrak derailment south of Tacoma \*\* ‘Next time, try the plane.’ ([Riff ref](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6a/95/ec/6a95ec0c50de6158c804c07921f90b9b.jpg).) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/433 "2017-12-20T18:20:49Z")
\*\*Odd or incomprehensible things your parents said to you Are you porotecting your family? Why not? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/434 "2017-12-20T20:24:18Z")
\*\* How many people have gotten away with a criminal act in their life time defendants taking “you have the right to remain silent” to the most absolute extreme?\*\* Yeah, I ain’t posting in that thread nohow. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/435 "2017-12-20T22:54:15Z")
**Hello from Vienna The Braggin’ Thread** Yep. Here I am in Vienna! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/436 "2017-12-21T04:53:35Z")
**Getting Nutrition On The Least Amount Of Money Possible What happens if you literally eat shit?** :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/437 "2017-12-21T14:43:07Z")
**Where should I live? How can I have a house given to me?**] If you find a way to have a house given to you, live there ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/438 "2017-12-22T03:56:10Z")
\*\* For no good reason, I"m doing three minutes of open mic stand up in about a month Wrong number lady…30 min later STILL on the call. Boy, do I feel like an idiot\*\* OK, your three minutes are up. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/439 "2017-12-22T16:25:58Z")
**The Braggin’ Thread I have inventoried my clothing** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/440 "2017-12-23T14:53:10Z")
\*\*What’s The Most Evil Ad Medium Ever Devised Ask Donald Trump \*\* Asked and answered [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=23)