# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/441 "2017-12-23T15:15:07Z")
\*\*Songs about groupies Is “Winter Wonderland” winking subtly at premarital sex? Christmas Carols that really aren’t \*\* Winter Wonderland isn’t about Christmas. It’s about a groupie! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/442 "2017-12-23T16:10:53Z")
**Who killed Batman’s parents? Celebrity Death Pool 2017** Hey, don’t blame me for making the prediction. But watch out for Spiderman’s aunt Bessie in 2018. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/443 "2017-12-23T21:44:57Z")
\*\* Fill outdoor concrete planters with what? Parakeets (Budgies)\*\* Of course! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/444 "2017-12-23T21:53:22Z")
\*\* Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica. Where have all my extension cords gone?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/445 "2017-12-24T21:03:44Z")
\*\*Liberals hanging with Conservatives A skilled swordsman with a Samurai sword vs a charging Kodiak Bear… \*\* Hm… A skilled, thinking human facing off against a mindless beast… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/446 "2017-12-26T21:05:07Z")
\*\* Liberals hanging with Conservatives Turn the heat up, or put on a sweater?\*\* You could just snuggle. On the other hand, blurggh. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/447 "2017-12-26T22:24:27Z")
\*\* My son just came out to us as trans What did Santa bring you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/448 "2017-12-28T14:31:17Z")
**What were your DNA results? Liberals hanging with Conservatives** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/449 "2017-12-28T19:02:37Z")
**Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now? Tablets** Tablets are going to crash, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/450 "2017-12-28T19:07:05Z")
\*\* Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas Does the GOP Tax Law effectively repeal ObamaCare? \*\* No, but you gotta admit it’s lots of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/451 "2017-12-28T20:28:38Z")
**Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas why didnt any Dinosaurs survive?** Those hookers are _fierce!_ And insatiable. The dinosaurs just didn’t have the stamina. Also, sea-sickness. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/452 "2017-12-28T21:37:36Z")
**When and where did civilisstion evolve? Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/453 "2017-12-29T03:16:41Z")
\*\* Anyone else here into hypnosis? Ask an amateur hypnotist anything You Thought Reality Was Terrifying…Here’s Reality Three reindeer walk into a bar… \*\* Man, those hypnotists can make you believe anything… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/454 "2017-12-30T05:47:05Z")
\*\*Humanity lasts for 1-10 million years. Where do you think we’d be? Getting into basic woodworking \*\* “Well, first I explored the Known Universe in my Alcubierre-drive starship, then I uploaded my consciousness into the very fabric of space-time, thus transcending the limitations of mere matter. Then I thought ‘Hey, you know, I always wanted to try basic woodworking’.” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/455 "2017-12-30T06:17:16Z")
**Boy, do I feel like an idiot Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.** Frostbite is a lot worse than sunburn…:smack: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/456 "2017-12-30T12:54:03Z")
\*\*Capabilities of Key West Naval Air Station Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas \*\* “The United States Navy: It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/457 "2017-12-30T14:17:52Z")
\*\* 2017 Mass Killings in the United States Human bones found in back yard Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica. Boy, do I feel like an idiot \*\* We found the bones, and when you get back, you’re under arrest, you idiot! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/458 "2017-12-30T15:15:44Z")
**Does your job require you to do anything you consider unethical / immoral? Mass Killings in the United States Human bones found in back yard Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.** I’d be vacationing in Antarctica too, if I’d been doing that… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/459 "2017-12-30T15:28:10Z")
\*\* Does your job require you to do anything you consider unethical / immoral? 2017 Mass Killings in the United States \*\* Here at AT&T Collections, we take non-payment _seriously_. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/460 "2017-12-30T15:50:38Z")
**Arrest for bad hygiene? Capabilities of Key West Naval Air Station** “Call in a drone strike, Mel didn’t shower today.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=24)