# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/41 "2017-09-27T03:57:36Z")

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**Ask the conservative asshole  
Ask the Left-Wing Alt-Right Prick**

Now, now, don’t be so hard on yourselves. Give the rest of us a chance.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/42 "2017-09-27T04:15:32Z")

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\*\* Are outhouses universal?

Butt stank that we get.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/43 "2017-09-27T12:15:04Z")

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\*\*Ask the conservative asshole

Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Ask the Left-Wing Alt-Right Prick  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/44 "2017-09-27T12:23:46Z")

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\*\* Do you attend amusement park Halloween events?  
Do you go to commercial haunted houses?  
Need Disney Cruise Advice and Suggestions\*\*

Dressing as the Grim Reaper really spices up a game of shuffleboard.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/45 "2017-09-27T13:14:33Z")

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\*\* Anthony Weiner may be in serious trouble  
Who hires these camera people? \*\*

Hopefully, no cellphone manufacturers. “Apple phones take the best selfies, take it from me, Anthony Weiner!!!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/46 "2017-09-27T13:19:51Z")

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\*\* It’s all in the numbers  
Well it’s one for the money \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/47 "2017-09-27T14:20:43Z")

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\*\* Assume I’ve been in a coma for 15 years.  
What’s the tartest liqueur? \*\*

Yeah, after 15 years in a coma, you need a tart drink.

\*\* Car broken into last night, but didn’t steal anything. Any ideas?  
Saudi Arabia to allow women to drive!\*\*

A protest by an extremely, radical militant Muslim?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/48 "2017-09-27T16:22:15Z")

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\*\*Is this comment disrespectful to gays??

Should I Engage Political Trolls?

\*\*

Only to Gay Political Trolls.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/49 "2017-09-27T17:48:43Z")

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**"Bend Over for the Trojan" - The 0-16 NFL Season Thread (2017 ed.)  
Is this comment disrespectful to gays??**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/50 "2017-09-28T13:43:34Z")

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\*\* What’s the most interesting car you saw today?

the pink thing

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/51 "2017-09-28T17:13:13Z")

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**Speak to me in succinct song lyrics  
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.**

I’ve seen sunny days that I though would never end  
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend.  
But I always thought I’d see you again.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/52 "2017-09-28T18:11:37Z")

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\*\* Are there any racists who admit they are racist?  
I Can’t Shake off the Nagging Feeling…\*\*

…that you’re not wearing those sheets as a ghost outfit for Halloween?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/53 "2017-09-28T18:17:14Z")

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\*\* Is all motor oil created equal  
Why is my car squirrelly?\*\*

I _told_ you not to buy from [this company](http://littleacornoil.com/motorengine-oil/2581587). :mad:

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/54 "2017-09-28T22:42:11Z")

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**I had an abnormal screening mammogram.  
I’m sure they know what they’re doing…**

Are you _really_ sure?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/55 "2017-09-29T01:26:43Z")

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\*\*Car broken into last night, but didn’t steal anything. Any ideas?  
I’m sure they know what they’re doing… \*\*

These guys who steal shit from parked cars are, like, _professionals_, man!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/56 "2017-09-29T12:16:34Z")

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\*\* I Can’t Shake off the Nagging Feeling…

Hugh Hefner has died

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/57 "2017-09-29T12:56:09Z")

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\*\* Male Students & Ladies Observing at Gynecologist  
Does dispelling free will do any good?\*\*

“The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be in to observe your pelvic exam…we thought you’d be happier if we didn’t bother with informed consent.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/58 "2017-09-29T21:31:57Z")

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**Somewhat new member  
Sayings you didn’t realize were obscene**

\*\* I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs  
Who are we having for dinner, honey?\*\*

Mrs. Schultz. And you’ll love the new al dente recipe.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/59 "2017-09-30T00:45:12Z")

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**Work situation: do I have a point or am I overreacting?  
You have to do a 45 minute presentation with no preparation right now.**

I’ve have worse things happen at work, but I see your point.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/60 "2017-09-30T14:18:21Z")

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\*\* National Anthem controversy extending to schools  
What separates successful protest movements from unsuccessful? \*\*

Successful ones spread

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