# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/101 "2017-10-08T11:55:27Z")
\*\*NOW I remember why I don’t wear these pants: Workplace wardrobe malfunctions I shaved my balls for this? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/102 "2017-10-08T13:57:06Z")
Never did the “separated by one” thing, but: **What do you want as your epitaph?** and \*\* Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?\*\* really belong together. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/103 "2017-10-08T18:33:51Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Never did the “separated by one” thing, but: > > **What do you want as your epitaph?** > > and > > \*\* Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?\*\* > > really belong together. They’re sequential now – I came in to post them ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/104 "2017-10-08T18:51:49Z")
\*\*I used to think all apples tasted the same. And then I discovered… “Morty! McDonald’s is bringing back szechuan sauce for one day only! ONE DAY ONLY MORTY!” \*\* Mmmm, apples with szechuan sauce… ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/105 "2017-10-09T02:28:54Z")
Buying Used Car and Seeking Negotiating Tips Choosing a new cat: is it possible to predict personality? From the “Misread Titles” category. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/106 "2017-10-09T12:22:26Z")
\*\* What do you want as your epitaph? Lousy Lower Lip problem\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/107 "2017-10-09T17:43:24Z")
\*\*So How are you celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day today? I shaved my balls for this? \*\* The Native Americans are well known for their “manscaping” customs. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/108 "2017-10-09T18:04:09Z")
\*\*What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster? Another brick _from_ the wall \*\* Like a bug’s rear end, eh? **Clothing Optional Question How bad is the pink for October in your area?** It’s been cloudy around here this week, but I’d still recommend sunscreen. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/109 "2017-10-09T18:05:13Z")
\*\* If you could rename any band, what would be a better name? Real Parmesan cheese \*\* It’s better than Hoobastank. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/110 "2017-10-09T18:23:15Z")
\*\* What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster? Ignoring doctor’s orders\*\* Well, _I_ don’t see why I needed to wear the neck brace, and **Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!** **What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over? Should we crack down on psychiatric meds?** “You-don’t-need-the-Zoloft.” “Hey!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/111 "2017-10-09T18:31:40Z")
\*\* You think it’s okay to take a 6 year old to a P!nk concert? How bad is the pink for October in your area?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/112 "2017-10-09T19:11:46Z")
\*\* Women, how bad is it when a man approaches you? For your single friends, do you know their next of kin?\*\* That bad, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/113 "2017-10-09T21:47:44Z")
Unfortunately these are in the wrong fora to ever be close together but applying imagination we could have: \*\*Going to Greece, any tips? “Bend Over for the Trojan” - The 0-16 NFL Season Thread (2017 ed.) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/114 "2017-10-09T22:42:12Z")
\*\*What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster? Future of AI \*\* “The _TerrorTrack!_ 9000 is the most reliable hypercoaster ever made. No _TerrorTrack!_ 9000 has ever made a mistake or jumped the track. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/115 "2017-10-10T13:30:33Z")
\*\*Who rides in front when an elderly relative is a passenger? The slowest car in the World \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/116 "2017-10-10T14:44:40Z")
**Putting parents in a nursing home. How did you approach it? camping entertainment in South East Minnesota** Shady Pines sounds like a lovely campground, right gramps? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/117 "2017-10-10T15:39:37Z")
\*\* Moment of mammalian birth. First breath How do I turn my income into capital gains?\*\* Those Koch children are sure precocious. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/118 "2017-10-10T18:27:02Z")
**How unhealthy is the United States really? I really don’t want to die here.** Eh, quit whining and finish your cheeseburger omelette. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/119 "2017-10-10T18:44:38Z")
\*\*Let’s create Urban Legends! Child organ trafficking in Europe? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/120 "2017-10-10T23:13:30Z")
\*\*What is Donald Trump’s IQ? How far is that from me? \*\* Assuming that you’re smarter than a turnip, quite far indeed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631.md?page=7)