# Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631 "2017-09-18T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/141 "2017-10-15T16:07:16Z")
**Laundry advice I got: is it good? Happy National I Love Lucy Day!** [This will not end well.](http://s2.dmcdn.net/CdsCa/1280x720-35w.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/142 "2017-10-15T23:40:45Z")
**Sammy Hagar Is 70!!! Look! I found a fossil!** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/143 "2017-10-16T01:13:36Z")
**Going to Greece, any tips? quit smoking cold turkey** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/144 "2017-10-16T01:45:05Z")
\*\*dating women Harvey Weinstein question, sort of \*\* I predict trouble… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/145 "2017-10-16T07:45:46Z")
\*\*When you go to prison for a heinous crime… How do I turn my income into capital gains? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/146 "2017-10-16T10:34:07Z")
**Need colonoscopy jokes!! I’m a Lucky Bastard Tonight!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/147 "2017-10-16T12:32:40Z")
**Apparently, we can now grow rice in salty water Prepper type advice on looming war with N Korea sought** Might be a tough go in coastal Maine. Have you thought of raising a herd of goats in your basement? > [@Ludovic](#): > > **Sammy Hagar Is 70!!! > Look! I found a fossil!** Nice. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/148 "2017-10-16T12:43:08Z")
\*\* There’s a hurricane headed for Ireland and Great Britain How did you get here? \*\* Ophelia: I just followed the Gulf Stream Express. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/149 "2017-10-16T15:21:26Z")
**Moral question about a divine hypothetical Making Congress Do Stuff** I fight your hypothetical that a divine being could do that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/150 "2017-10-16T17:19:58Z")
\*\* 1 average guy vs 3 ballerinas who would win? Harvey Weinstein question, sort of \*\* Harvey vs. 3 ballerinas? Yeah, I might pay to see that. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/151 "2017-10-16T18:44:46Z")
\*\* Non-nightmare dreams that wake you up No sleep in the MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/152 "2017-10-16T23:57:20Z")
\*\* The Yorkshire pudding wrap Any takers on what killed Tom Petty?\*\* My money’s on the spotted dog. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/153 "2017-10-17T10:56:20Z")
\*\*Toilet is not flushing properly, any idea why Where do you keep your toothbrush? \*\* 'Cause if you keep your toothbrush in the toilet (_ew!_) it’s probably what’s stopping up the works. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/154 "2017-10-17T13:16:36Z")
\*\* I must share! Accidentally on purpose farting on my Friends head! Need colonoscopy jokes!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/155 "2017-10-17T15:06:00Z")
\*\* I must share! Accidentally on purpose farting on my Friends head! These sequential threads TRUMP everything!\*\* …for various meanings of “trump”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/156 "2017-10-17T22:36:51Z")
\*\* I’m a Lucky Bastard Tonight! My Kindle Has Died \*\* God, I’m so jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/157 "2017-10-17T23:39:13Z")
\*\*Crashing Suns! Very Vaguely Creepy Rides Again \*\* Well, yeah, we are talkin’ ‘bout gravity waves and time and space shakin’ like gelatin and all. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/158 "2017-10-18T11:51:07Z")
\*\* How did you get here? I had an abnormal screening mammogram. \*\* Figures. They send all the weird medical cases here. \*\* What NOT To Do When You’re In The Middle Of A Heart Attack So, I got a Maine Coon kitten \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/159 "2017-10-18T14:06:29Z")
\*\* What NOT To Do When You’re In The Middle Of A Heart Attack Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII\*\* “Tell the ambulance to wait, this one’s too good not to post…arrgghhh…” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads-part-mxlvii/796631/160 "2017-10-18T17:36:10Z")
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