I was thinking the same thing until I posted and read everyone else’s answers. (And I still don’t know the answer to 2. or 4.)
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic. - Aspirin.
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary? - Uhm…Roses?
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title. - The Great Escape
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles? 50 ft?
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports. - OJ Simpson.
6). Name a popular comic strip. - Garfield.
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water. - Whale.
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments? A sub.
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme? - Little Bopeep.
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic - Coke
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary? - Paper?
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title. - The Great Escape
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles? - 100
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports. - OJ Simpson
6). Name a popular comic strip. - Dilbert
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water. - Whale
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments? - Sub
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme? - Jack and Jill
- Levi
- China?
- Escape from Alcatraz
- 100 ft?
- OJ Simpson
- Peanuts
- Whale
- a sandwich
- Jack and Jill
- Kleenex
- something shiny
- Escape from alcatraz
- 20
- O.J. Simpson
- Family Circus
- Dolphin
- Sub
- Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Kleenex
- WTF? Who knows this? Uhmmm. Footwear.
- The Great Escape
- 50
- Jesse Ventura
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Dolphin
- Submarine sandwich
- Ring around the rosie.
- Kleenex
- copper and wool
- Escape from New York
- 30
- John Madden (if becoming a commentator leaving pro sports)
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Dolphin
- Sub sandwich
- Little bo peep
- Kleenex
- Paper?
- Escape From Alcatraz
- 100 ft
- Gary Hogeboom
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Whale
- Submarine
- Hey Diddle Diddle
1). Kleenex
2). No idea - back scratcher?
3). Escape from New York
4). 100
5). Magic Johnson
6). Peanuts
7). Manatee
8). Hoagie
9). Ring around the rosie
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic Nexxus (seen in WalMart! :eek: )
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary? Pottery?
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title. Escape from New York
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles? 100 Feet
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after
leaving pro sports. OJ Simpson
6). Name a popular comic strip. Garfield
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water. sea otter
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments? Sub
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty
- Kleenex
- Lace (?)
- The Great Escape
- 100 feet
- George Foreman
- Peanuts
- Dolphin
- Sub
- Hickory Dickory Dock
- Coke
- Umm… jewelery?
- Escape from New York
- 50 feet
- O.J. Simpson
- Peanuts
- Dolphin
- Sub
- Jack and Jill
- Kleenex
- Do it yourself divorce kit, 7 yr itch edition?
- Escape From NY
- 150 feet
- OJ
- Peanuts
- Manatee
- Sub
- Jack and Jill
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic XEROX
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary? NECKLACE
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title. ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles? 100 FEET
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports.
6). Name a popular comic strip. CALVIN & HOBBES
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water. DOLPHIN
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments? SUB
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme? MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic? Kleenex
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary? Jewelry
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title. The Great Escape
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles? 50 feet
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports. O.J. Simpson
6). Name a popular comic strip. Garfield
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water. Whale
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments? Sub
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme? Mary Had a little Lamb (I can’t believe how much trouble I had coming up with ONE nursary rhyme?!?)
- Kleenex
- Bracelet?
- Escape From Alcatraz
- 150ft.
- O.J. Simpson
- Peanuts
- Whale
- Sub
- Jack and Jill went up the hill
Do you still want me to tabulate? 
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic
Scotch Tape
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary?
Waterford Crystal
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title.
The Great Escape
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles?
20 meters
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports.
Sir Roger Bannister
6). Name a popular comic strip.
Andy Capp
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water.
Sowerby’s Beaked Whale
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments?
A Bap
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dupty
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary?
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title.
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles?
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports.
6). Name a popular comic strip.
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water.
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments?
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme?
QUOTE]
- Jello
- Rose?
- The Great Escape
- 500
- OJ
- Peanuts
- whale
- hoagie
- Humpty Dumpty
1). Identify a brand name that has become generic
Xerox
2). What gift is traditional on the seventh anniversary?
Flowers 
3). Name a popular motion picture with “Escape” in the title.
The Great
4). How far apart, in feet are telephone poles?
One hundred feet
5). Identify a former professional athelete who became better known after leaving pro sports.
EA Sports Madden NFL (I’m pretty sure he’s just a computer program now)
6). Name a popular comic strip.
Calvin and Hobbes
7). Name a mammal that lives in the water.
Dolphin
8). What do you call a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese, tomato, onion, lettuce and condiments?
Hoagie
9). What is a popular childrens nursery rhyme?
Ring around the rosie (Aliter, a nursery rhyme which many children enjoy.
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