# Family Feud: The Avis Edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 13, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366 "2008-01-13T05:59:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/41 "2008-01-14T07:17:18Z")

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1. Maple
2. Midway
3. Eric Idle
4. Condoleeza Rice
5. Rice
6. Titanic
7. Nosferatu
8. Battlestar Galactica
9. Leopard
10. Eight

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/42 "2008-01-14T08:58:42Z")

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Cool idea!

1. fir
2. Midway
3. Eric Idle
4. Donald Rumsfeld
5. bishop
6. Crash
7. Nosferatu
8. V
9. jaguar
10. nine

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/43 "2008-01-14T12:14:52Z")

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1. Oak
2. Normandy
3. John Cleese
4. Condoleeza Rice
5. Rook
6. Shindler’s List
7. Dracula
8. Outer Limits
9. Tiger
10. Seven

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/44 "2008-01-14T12:24:43Z")

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1. Name a kind of tree  
**Ash**
2. Name a battle in World War II  
**Iwo Jima**
3. Name a member of Monty Python  
**Michael Palin**
4. Name a current or former member of George W. Bush’s cabinet  
**Condoleeza Rice**
5. Name a chess piece  
**Pawn**
6. Name a movie that won the best picture Oscar  
**Casablanca**
7. Name a vampire  
**Dracula**
8. Name a science fiction television series  
**Firefly**
9. Name a species of big cat  
**Jaguar**
10. Pick a number between one and ten, inclusive.  
**Seven**

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/45 "2008-01-14T12:55:30Z")

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1. Oak
2. Iwo Jima
3. John Cleese
4. Colin Powell
5. King
6. Crash
7. Dracula
8. Star Trek
9. Lion
10. 8

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/46 "2008-01-14T13:41:22Z")

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I can’t believe no one else has mentioned Count Chocula. ☹

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/47 "2008-01-14T14:07:18Z")

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1. Name a kind of tree

Elm

1. Name a battle in World War II

Iwo Jima  
3. Name a member of Monty Python

John Cleese

1. Name a current or former member of George W. Bush’s cabinet

Condoleeza Rice

1. Name a chess piece

Pawn

1. Name a movie that won the best picture Oscar

Titanic

1. Name a vampire

Lestat

1. Name a science fiction television series

Battlestar Galactica

1. Name a species of big cat

Panther

1. Pick a number between one and ten, inclusive.

Seven

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**Author:** ![Purgatory\_Creek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/48 "2008-01-14T14:09:37Z")

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1. Maple.
2. Midway
3. Eric Idle
4. Colin Powell
5. Rook
6. Gone With the Wind
7. Lestat
8. Twilight Zone
9. Leopard
10. 6

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/49 "2008-01-14T17:22:59Z")

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We’ve got forty five responses so far. Only five more to go. I expect to have this wrapped up tonight.

The current numbers are:

Oak = 11  
Maple = 10  
Elm = 8  
Apple = 2  
Ash = 2  
Beech = 2  
Pine = 2  
Larch = 2  
Palm  
Birch  
Fir  
Sequoia  
Mahogany  
Poplar

Down to the wire on this one. Oak, maple, and elm are all so close that any of them could end up scoreless in the top spot or a tie. The other entries are all looking to be one pointers at best.

Midway = 11  
Battle of the Bulge = 9  
Iwo Jima = 8  
Normandy = 7  
Stalingrad = 2  
Battle of Britain = 2  
Kursk = 2  
Bataan  
Verdun  
Dunkirk  
Okinawa

Pretty much the same situation as the tress with four answers fighting for the top spot.

Eric Idle = 18  
John Cleese = 11  
Terry Jones = 5  
Michael Palin = 4  
Graham Chapman = 3  
Terry Gilliam = 3  
The dead parrot

Eric Idle has a lock on the scoreless top place now so John Cleese will be the big scorer here. The big question here is whether LilyoftheValley will be allowed to remain a member on this board if she doesn’t know any members of Monty Python.

Condoleezza Rice = 15  
Colin Powell = 12  
Donald Rumsfeld = 7  
Dick Cheney  
Michael Mukasey  
Michael Brown  
Alberto Gonzales  
Karl Rove  
Paul O’Neill  
George W Bush  
Robert M. Gates  
Henry Paulson  
John Ashcroft  
Margaret Spellings

A tip for people running future Family Feuds: a good question would be “Pick a way to misspell Secretary of State Rice’s first name.”

Bishop = 13  
Rook = 13  
Pawn = 7  
Queen = 5  
King = 4  
Knight = 2  
Rice?

Bishop and Rook have been neck and neck all game. We’ll have to see if Darth Sensitive’s bold move in guessing “rice” pays off.

Titanic = 9  
Ben Hur = 3  
The Godfather = 3  
Braveheart = 2  
Casablanca = 2  
Crash = 2  
Gone With The Wind = 2  
Shakespeare in Love = 2  
Unforgiven = 2  
Amadeus  
American Beauty  
Brokeback Moutain  
Chicago  
The Departed  
Forrest Gump  
Gandhi  
Lawrence of Arabia  
Million Dollar Baby  
On Golden Pond  
Philadelphia  
Platoon  
The Return of the King  
Rocky  
Schindler’s List  
Silence of the Lambs  
The Sting  
Pass

Nobody’s getting a lot of points here. Titanic will be scoreless and there’s a whole bunch of singletons. Even the winners are looking to all be one or two pointers.

Lestat = 18  
Dracula = 12  
Nosferatu = 8  
Angel = 2  
Spike = 2  
Barnabas Collins  
Blacula  
Count Chocula

Lestat will be the scoreless one here with Dracula looking like the big winner.

Star Trek = 7  
Firefly = 6  
Battlestar Galactica = 5  
Doctor Who = 5  
Stargate SG-1 = 4  
The X-Files = 4  
Babylon 5 = 2  
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century = 2  
Outer Limits = 2  
Space: 1999 = 2  
V = 2  
Journeyman  
Mystery Science Theater 3000  
Time Tunnel  
Twilight Zone

A very tight race that’s too close to call.

Tiger = 12  
Leopard = 9  
Lion = 6  
Jaguar = 5  
Panther = 4  
Cheetah = 3  
Mountain Lion = 2  
Cougar = 2  
Puma = 2

I had to make a decision here to just go ahead and score by names rather than try to figure out species. So as far as scoring is concerned a leopard and a panther and a jaguar and a cougar are all different animals.

Seven = 11  
Six = 10  
Eight = 8  
Four = 5  
Ten = 4  
Three = 4  
Nine = 3

A very surprising outcome. Six, seven, and eight are way out ahead of the others and one, two, and five haven’t been picked at all.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/50 "2008-01-14T17:40:23Z")

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1. Ash
2. Caretan
3. Eric Idle
4. John Ashcroft
5. Rook
6. Shakespeare in Love
7. Nosferatu
8. Babylon 5
9. Puma
10. 8

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/51 "2008-01-14T17:44:56Z")

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I so didn’t read the rules to this one (throwing out the top answer? crazy!), but I may do very well since I picked almost all of the second place answers.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/52 "2008-01-14T17:51:26Z")

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I seem to pick answer #2 naturally in all these threads, so maybe I’ll be super-good at this.

1. Name a kind of tree  
**Oak**
2. Name a battle in World War II  
**Jutland**
3. Name a member of Monty Python  
**Michael Palin**
4. Name a current or former member of George W. Bush’s cabinet  
**Condoleeza Rice**
5. Name a chess piece  
**Pawn**
6. Name a movie that won the best picture Oscar  
**Titanic**
7. Name a vampire  
**er… Angel? (okay, on that one I tried to get answer #2.)**
8. Name a science fiction television series  
**Star Trek: TNG**
9. Name a species of big cat  
**Leopard**
10. Pick a number between one and ten, inclusive.  
**eight.**

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/53 "2008-01-14T18:11:32Z")

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1. Name a kind of tree  
Pine

2. Name a battle in World War II  
Battle of Somme

3. Name a member of Monty Python  
Michael Palin

4. Name a current or former member of George W. Bush’s cabinet  
Condoleezza Rice

5. Name a chess piece  
Rook

6. Name a movie that won the best picture Oscar  
Crash

7. Name a vampire  
Nosferatu

8. Name a science fiction television series  
Dr. Who

9. Name a species of big cat  
Tiger

10. Pick a number between one and ten, inclusive.  
5

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/54 "2008-01-14T18:15:47Z")

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1. Name a kind of tree **Beech**
2. Name a battle in World War II **Midway**
3. Name a member of Monty Python **John Cleese**
4. Name a current or former member of George W. Bush’s cabinet **John Ashcroft**
5. Name a chess piece **Bishop**
6. Name a movie that won the best picture Oscar **Titanic**
7. Name a vampire **Spike**
8. Name a science fiction television series **Babylon 5**
9. Name a species of big cat **Leopard**
10. Pick a number between one and ten, inclusive. **seven**

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/55 "2008-01-14T18:19:48Z")

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1. Oak
2. Okinawa
3. Spam Waiter
4. Robert Gates
5. Rook
6. Million Dollar Baby
7. Nosferatu
8. Star Trek
9. Mountain Lion (Puma)
10. 7

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/56 "2008-01-14T19:58:32Z")

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ooof. This isn’t looking so good for me.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/57 "2008-01-14T20:16:50Z")

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Okay. We have fifty entires and the game is closed. Here’s the point tallies.

Oak = 13 - 0 pts  
Maple = 10 - 9 pts  
Elm = 8 - 7 pts  
Ash = 3 - 2 pts  
Beech = 3 - 2 pts  
Pine = 3 - 2 pts  
Apple = 2 - 1 pt  
Larch = 2 - 1 pt  
Birch - 0 pts  
Fir - 0 pts  
Mahogany - 0 pts  
Palm - 0 pts  
Poplar - 0 pts  
Sequoia - 0 pts

Midway = 12 - 0 pts  
Battle of the Bulge = 9 - 8 pts  
Iwo Jima = 8 - 7 pts  
Normandy = 7 - 6 pts  
Battle of Britain = 2 - 1 pt  
Kursk = 2 - 1 pt  
Okinawa = 2 - 1 pt  
Stalingrad = 2 - 1 pt  
Bataan - 0 pts  
Caretan - 0 pts  
Jutland - 0 pts  
The Somme - 0 pts  
Verdun - 0 pts  
Dunkirk - 0 pts

Eric Idle = 19 - 0 pts  
John Cleese = 12 - 11 pts  
Michael Palin = 6 - 5 pts  
Terry Jones = 5 - 4 pts  
Graham Chapman = 3 - 2 pts  
Terry Gilliam = 3 - 2 pts  
The dead parrot - 0 pts  
The Spam waiter - 0 pts

Condoleezza Rice = 17 - 0 pts  
Colin Powell = 12 - 11 pts  
Donald Rumsfeld = 7 - 6 pts  
John Ashcroft = 3 - 2 pts  
Robert Gates = 2 - 1 pt  
Michael Brown - 0 pts  
George W. Bush - 0 pts  
Dick Cheney - 0 pts  
Alberto Gonzales - 0 pts  
Michael Mukasey - 0 pts  
Paul O’Neill - 0 pts  
Henry Paulson - 0 pts  
Karl Rove - 0 pts  
Margaret Spellings - 0 pts

Rook = 16 - 0 pts  
Bishop = 14 - 13 pts  
Pawn = 8 - 7 pts  
Queen = 5 - 4 pts  
King = 4 - 3 pts  
Knight = 2 - 1 pt  
Rice? - 0 pts

Titanic = 11 - 0 pts  
Ben Hur = 3 - 2 pts  
Crash = 3 - 2 pts  
The Godfather = 3 - 2 pts  
Shakespeare in Love = 3 - 2 pts  
Braveheart = 2 - 1 pt  
Casablanca = 2 - 1 pt  
Gone With The Wind = 2 - 1 pt  
Million Dollar Baby = 2 - 1 pt  
Unforgiven = 2 - 1 pt  
Amadeus - 0 pts  
American Beauty - 0 pts  
Brokeback Moutain - 0 pts  
Chicago - 0 pts  
The Departed - 0 pts  
Forrest Gump - 0 pts  
Gandhi - 0 pts  
Lawrence of Arabia - 0 pts  
On Golden Pond - 0 pts  
Philadelphia - 0 pts  
Platoon - 0 pts  
The Return of the King - 0 pts  
Rocky - 0 pts  
Schindler’s List - 0 pts  
Silence of the Lambs - 0 pts  
The Sting - 0 pts  
Pass - 0 pts

Lestat = 18 - 0 pts  
Dracula = 12 - 11 pts  
Nosferatu = 11 - 10 pts  
Angel = 3 - 2 pts  
Spike = 3 - 2 pts  
Barnabas Collins - 0 pts  
Blacula - 0 pts  
Count Chocula - 0 pts

Star Trek = 8 - 0 pts  
Firefly = 6 - 5 pts  
Doctor Who = 6 - 5 pts  
Battlestar Galactica = 5 - 4 pts  
Stargate SG-1 = 4 - 3 pts  
The X-Files = 4 - 3 pts  
Babylon 5 = 4 - 3 pts  
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century = 2 - 1 pt  
Outer Limits = 2 - 1 pt  
Space: 1999 = 2 - 1 pt  
V = 2 - 1 pt  
Journeyman - 0 pts  
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 0 pts  
Star Trek: The Next Generation - 0 pts  
Time Tunnel - 0 pts  
Twilight Zone - 0 pts

Tiger = 13 - 0 pts  
Leopard = 11 - 19 pts  
Lion = 6 - 5 pts  
Jaguar = 5 - 4 pts  
Panther = 4 - 3 pts  
Cheetah = 3 - 2 pts  
Mountain Lion = 3 - 2 pts  
Puma = 3 - 2 pts  
Cougar = 2 - 1 pt

Seven = 13 - 0 pts  
Six = 10 - 9 pts  
Eight = 10 - 9 pts  
Four = 5 - 4 pts  
Ten = 4 - 3 pts  
Three = 4 - 3 pts  
Nine = 3 - 2 pts  
Five - 0 pts

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/58 "2008-01-14T20:31:37Z")

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Okay, by my count I got 36 – middle of the pack, maybe? or below?

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/59 "2008-01-14T20:37:28Z")

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1. Palm
2. Battle of the Buldge
3. Michael Palin
4. Condoleeza Rice
5. Bishop
6. Life Is Beautiful
7. Lestat
8. Battlestar Galactica
9. Cougar
10. 
  1. 

ETA: _sigh_ Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud-the-avis-edition/433366/60 "2008-01-14T21:00:01Z")

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Never before have I picked so many #1 answers :smack: . sigh.

8 points. I got 8 lousy points.

4 zeros for being #1, 3 zeros for being obscure, and 8 points on the last three categories.

Wow.

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