Family Feud XII

[Darth_Sensitive]

Dang it. Goats and sheep are close enough aren’t they?

Hal likes sex with sheep, and felching goats. That works, right?
Why did I think nobody would pick goats?

[twickster]

@Darth Sensitive

Why did I think nobody would pick goats?

I had the exact same reaction as I was putting the list together – my first thought was “goats,” then I thought “Goats! They’re rambunctious! Sheep would be a much better answer.”

[Interrobang]

1. potato
2. Jack
3. Nike
4. Mike Wallace
5. Sympathy for the Devil
6. stripper
7. sheep
8. lotion
9. sky
10. wallet

[anyrose]

@Darth Sensitive

Dang it. Goats and sheep are close enough aren’t they?

Hal likes sex with sheep, and felching goats. That works, right?
Why did I think nobody would pick goats?

I almost typed goats, but my mind went right to “squid”, so I dismissed it. FTR, the only petting zoo I ever attended had a llama.

[Sternvogel]

1. Baked potato

2. Cinderella

3. Nike

4. Mike Wallace

5. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

6. Cabbie

7. Goat

8. Milk

9. Navy blue

10. Wallet

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@twickster

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse.

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale.

3. Name a brand of running shoes.

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present).

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones.

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips.

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo.

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore.

9. Name a shade of blue.

10. Name something you always have with you.

1. Lobster
   2.Cinderella
2. Nike
3. Mike Wallace
4. Satisfaction
5. Hair Dresser
6. Goat
7. Shampoo
8. Aquamarine
9. Cell phone

[MaxTheVool]

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse.
   Beans

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale.
   Cinderella

3. Name a brand of running shoes.
   Nike

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present).
   Mike Wallace (only because Andy Rooney isn’t really a correspondent. I’ll be sad if he’s the #1 answer.)

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones.
   Satisfaction

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips.
   Pizza Delivery Person

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo.
   Goat, juvenile

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore.
   Pain medicine (aspirin/tylenol)

9. Name a shade of blue.
   Navy

10. Name something you always have with you
    I’m quite sure that the “best” answer will be either driver’s license or wallet. But I’m hoping that people will not be sure if women refer to it as a “wallet”, and I will thus go with driver’s license.

[anyrose]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

1. Lobster
   <snip>

Good answer! :clapclapclapclapclapclapclap:
howzzat, garygnu?

[Yeticus_Rex]

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse. Ribs

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale. Snow White

3. Name a brand of running shoes. Nike

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present). Andy Rooney

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones. Satisfaction

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips. Bartender

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo. Goat

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore. Medicine

9. Name a shade of blue. Navy

10. Name something you always have with you. Wallet

[Drain_Bead]

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse.

Baked potato

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale.

Cinderella

3. Name a brand of running shoes.

Nike

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present).

Ed Bradley

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones.

Gimme Shelter

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips.

Pizza delivery

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo.

Goat

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore.

Cold medicine

9. Name a shade of blue.

Royal

10. Name something you always have with you.

Wallet

[Hockey_Monkey]

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse.

Lobster

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale.

Cinderella

3. Name a brand of running shoes.

Nike

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present).

Ed Bradley

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones.

Satisfaction

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips.

Bartender

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo.

Chick

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore.

Shampoo

9. Name a shade of blue.

Carolina

10. Name something you always have with you.

Wallet

[LavenderBlue]

1. baked potatoes

2. Snow White

3. Nike

4. Mike Wallace

5. Satisfaction

6. bartender

7. rabbits

8. shampoo

9. navy

10. purse

[anyrose]

by my count, that’s 36 contestants

[mikemo]

1. Pint of beer.

2. Snow White.

3. Avia.

4. Morley Safer.

5. Brown Sugar.

6. Cab Driver.

7. Goat.

8. Tylenol.

9. Navy.

10. Wallet

[Justin_Bailey]

1. Chicken
2. Snow White
3. New Balance
4. Mike Wallace
5. Satisfaction
6. Bellhop
7. Goat
8. Aspirin
9. Navy
10. Keys

[Fretful_Porpentine]

1. Baked potato

2. Cinderella

3. Adidas

4. Mike Wallace

5. “Paint it Black”

6. Bartender

7. Bunny rabbit

8. Kleenex

9. Azure

10. Keys

[Justin_Bailey]

Dammit! Baked Potato!

I hate Baked Potatoes, so that never even occured to me.

And I love that everyone is saying “Satisfaction” even though I’ve never heard anyone list “Satisfaction” as their favorite Stones song.

[cmkeller]

1. Besides steak, name something you order at a steakhouse. - French Fries

2. Name a human character in a fairy tale. - Little Red Riding Hood

3. Name a brand of running shoes. - Nike

4. Name a correspondent from 60 Minutes (past or present). - Mike Wallace

5. Name a song by the Rolling Stones. - Satisfaction

6. Name a profession, other than waiter/waitress, where you work for tips. - Taxicab driver

7. Name an animal commonly found in a petting zoo. - Lamb

8. Name something you’re equally likely to buy at the supermarket or the drugstore. - Toothpaste

9. Name a shade of blue. - Royal blue

10. Name something you always have with you. - Keys

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@anyrose

Good answer! :clapclapclapclapclapclapclap:
howzzat, garygnu?

[What_Exit]

@Justin_Bailey

Dammit! Baked Potato!

I hate Baked Potatoes, so that never even occured to me.

And I love that everyone is saying “Satisfaction” even though I’ve never heard anyone list “Satisfaction” as their favorite Stones song.

Funny, I started to write a different song, I stoped, backspaced, and said to myself, everyone else is going to list “Satisfaction”.