# Family Feud!!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 6, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517 "2008-02-06T14:45:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/1 "2008-02-06T14:45:52Z")

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OK,

Don’t read the responses in the thread before you reply.  
**YOU HAVE 20 Seconds!** You’re supposed to say the first thing that pops into your head.  
All replies count, even incorrect ones.  
If any of your responses make me laugh, you get 5 bonus points.  
IF you reply Music Box Dancer to number 8 you will be disquailfied because I friggin hate that song.  
Each reply is worth one point, the points are doubled. Any reply with only one response is not counted.

Ready?  
Let’s go.  
1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/2 "2008-02-06T14:49:43Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y  
Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.  
Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.  
Dublin

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.  
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
8 lbs

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?  
Tom Selleck

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.  
Treaty of Versilles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.  
Wipeout

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?  
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?  
Monica’s Bitch

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/3 "2008-02-06T14:50:38Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1 metric assload

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Sir Alec Guiness

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Treaty of Versailles (WW I)

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Frankenstein - by one of those Winter Boys…

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Sex? Yes please! (F, I think.)

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

Accountant

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/4 "2008-02-06T14:52:50Z")

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1 Doc

2 Rudolph

3 Rome

4 Detroit

5 A ridiculous amount

6 Christopher Walken

7 Treaty of Versailles

8 Love Is Blue

9 Male

10 Hell if I know. Something in an office.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/5 "2008-02-06T14:55:11Z")

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I can never stay away from these things. I’m gearing up to run one of my own. I figure I owe it to those who have gone before me.

1 Doc  
2 Comet  
3 Paris (again - wonderful place)  
4 Marion, Ill  
5 A Norris Unit  
6 Wallace Shawn  
7 Versailles  
8 Frankenstein  
9 female  
10 Cherry magnate

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**Author:** ![TheMerchandise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b487fb/32.png) [@TheMerchandise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMerchandise)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/6 "2008-02-06T14:57:46Z")

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1 Doc  
2 Donner  
3 Paris  
4 Detroit  
5 10  
6 Steve Buschemi  
7 Versailles  
8 Wipeout.  
9 Male  
10 Accountant

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**Author:** ![CatInASuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@CatInASuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInASuit)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/7 "2008-02-06T14:58:26Z")

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1 Doc  
2 Rudolph  
3 Paris  
4 Denver  
5 As much as it takes to hit Woody Woodpecker  
6 Sullen Bystander #1  
7 Treaty of versailles  
8 Tubular bells  
9 This is a trick question isn’t it?  
10 To be the clever funny one from Friends

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**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/8 "2008-02-06T15:06:03Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y  
Dock

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.  
Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.  
Rome

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.  
Atlanta

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
Woodn’t you like to know.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?  
Uh that wasn’t a guy.

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.  
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.  
pass

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?  
Striped

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?  
To annoy

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/9 "2008-02-06T15:06:59Z")

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At the risk of being whooshed:

1 Doc  
2 Cupid  
3 Paris  
4 Camden, NJ [I’d say E St Louis, IL- but I am less than two miles from that fair city, and pass through occasionally]  
5 a bunch  
6 Robert DeNiro  
7 Treaty of Paris  
8 Theme from a Summer Place  
9 male  
10 candle maker

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/10 "2008-02-06T15:10:05Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

1. Doc
2. Rudolph
3. Ierland
4. St. Louis
5. 5
6. doc Holiday
7. no treaties after the war (tmnt soundtrack)
8. YYZ
9. female
10. tie-wearing guy

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/11 "2008-02-06T15:13:08Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y  
**Doc**  
2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.  
**Cupid**  
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.  
**London**  
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.  
**New Orleans**  
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
**As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood (or, alternately, Because ice cream doesn’t have any bones.)**  
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?  
**William Macy**  
7 Name a treaty that ended a war.  
**Versailles**  
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.  
**Classical Gas**  
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?  
**either, depending on the wind direction**  
10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?  
**Something with numbers and a WEENUS**

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**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/12 "2008-02-06T15:37:55Z")

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1 Doc

2 Dasher

3 Athens

4 Atlanta

5 As much wood as he would chuck, could chuck, should chuck, that woodchuck.

6 Tom Hanks?

7 Versailles

8 Glass Onion

9 Female?

10 Systems Analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst!

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/13 "2008-02-06T15:39:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Zebra]  
OK,

Don’t read the responses in the thread before you reply.  
**YOU HAVE 20 Seconds!** You’re supposed to say the first thing that pops into your head.  
All replies count, even incorrect ones.  
If any of your responses make me laugh, you get 5 bonus points.  
IF you reply Music Box Dancer to number 8 you will be disquailfied because I friggin hate that song.  
Each reply is worth one point, the points are doubled. Any reply with only one response is not counted.

Ready?  
Let’s go.

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?  
[/QUOTE]

1. Doc
2. Rudolph
3. Venice
4. Detroit
5. a cord
6. Vin Diesel
7. Versailles
8. Frankenstein
9. F
10. Chandler who?
11.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/14 "2008-02-06T15:44:36Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y  
Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.  
Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.  
London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.  
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
All of it

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?  
Tracey Walter

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.  
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.  
Tequila!

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?  
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?  
Data processing manager

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/15 "2008-02-06T15:46:12Z")

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1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 London

4 Detroit

5 1 Cord

6 Earl Holliman

7 The Treaty of Versailles

8 Classical Gas

9 Female

10 Transponster

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/16 "2008-02-06T15:47:51Z")

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1 Doc

2 Comet

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 Divide by x, carry the 1…-8!

6 Steve Buscemi

7 Treaty o’Versailles

8 In the Mood

9 male

10 data processor (check out his WENIS!)

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/17 "2008-02-06T15:53:42Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Derry, Maine

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A cord and a half a day, therebouts.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Steve Buscemi

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Do treaties really end wars?

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Silhouette by Kenny G (don’t hurt me because I know that.)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Kinky

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

Data specialist

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/18 "2008-02-06T15:54:36Z")

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1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 A cord

6 That was B-movie all-star Eric Stoltz

7 Versailles

8 “Autobahn” by Kraftwerk

9 Oh crap. Um. Male?

10 Uh… a … a TRANSPONSTER!

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/19 "2008-02-06T15:55:44Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y - Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. - Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. - Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. - Gary, Indiana

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - 6 pounds

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? - Bill Paxton

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. - Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. - Axel F (from Beverly Hills Cop)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? - Male with female stripes

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job? - Actor

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/20 "2008-02-06T15:56:44Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y **Doc**

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. **Cupid**

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. **St. Petersburg**

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. **Dallas**

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? **Yes**

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? **Rory Calhoun**

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. **Treaty of Versailles**

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. **Classical Gas**

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? **September**

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

“Oh, sorry, time is up.”

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