# Family Feud!!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 6, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517 "2008-02-06T14:45:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/61 "2008-02-07T13:01:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Kyla]  
2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

**Donder**  
[/QUOTE]  
(emphasis mine) a ha!

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/62 "2008-02-07T14:30:09Z")

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y **Doc**

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. **Cupid**

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. **Helsinki**

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. **Houston**

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? **1.25 cord/day for softwoods, 0.53 cord/day for hardwoods**

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? **Elvis!**

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. **Treaty of Paris** (Now, how many wars were ended with a treaty there?)

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. **Theme Song from “Bridge Over the River Kwai,” aka "Colonel Bogey’s March"**

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? **Male**

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job? **The same as any other chandler- he’s in the business of supplying dry goods, line and tackle to ships.**

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/63 "2008-02-07T14:39:15Z")

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**robardin** , and here I thought I was being clever alluding to the number of wars ended by a Treaty of Paris. 😉

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/64 "2008-02-07T15:33:07Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. **Houston**  
[/QUOTE]

Come on down - I’ll show you around! It’s not _that_ bad. Want some barbecue? 🙂

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/65 "2008-02-07T15:34:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
Come on down - I’ll show you around! It’s not _that_ bad. Want some barbecue? 🙂  
[/QUOTE]

I didn’t say I thought it was _bad_. It’s just too warm for my tastes, AIUI.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/66 "2008-02-07T19:17:37Z")

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Results!  
47 players accepted the challenge

Taber 350  
Frosted Glass 330  
Bayard 324  
ShibbOleth 324  
Wargamer 314  
TheMerchandise 312  
Dolores Reborn 298  
anyrose 298  
labtrash 298  
Wallflower 294  
bufftaby 290  
mmouse9799 290  
El Kabong 286  
SSG Schwartz 286  
jali 282  
Mullinator 279  
IvoryTowerDenizen 278  
Pbbth 266  
Scarlett67 266  
twickster 264  
Beadalin 262  
SmartAleq 256  
lavenderBlue 254  
cmkeller 252  
garygnu 248  
Astroboy14 246  
Meyer6 242  
CatInASuit 234  
Spoons 232  
Eginerd 230  
Sean Factotum 224  
robardin 224  
Asimovian 220  
Dotty Gumdrop 218  
Sternvogel 214  
freckafree 204  
Ganster Octopus 198  
Drain Bead 198  
5 time champ 190  
Robot Arm 188  
Hawkeyeop 184  
tesseract 182  
Justin Credible 163  
Otakuloki 154  
Kyla 146  
Hockey Monkey 140  
Cluricaun 132  
I’ll put up the by catagory in a second

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/67 "2008-02-07T19:24:05Z")

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Yay! I beat **sternvogel**!

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/68 "2008-02-07T19:25:04Z")

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All I know is I better have gotten those bonus points for laughter.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/69 "2008-02-07T19:33:07Z")

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**1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y**

OK Doc was number one with 43 responses well 44 since I went ahead and counted the reply “Dock” as Doc. Only 2 people said Bashful and 2 people did not respond

**2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.**

Number one was Rudolph, who wasn’t one of Santa’s eight but wrong replies count.  
Comet and Cupid both got 11 Dasher got 5 Donder/Donnor got 4 and Blitzen, which rhymes with Vixen, got 2.

**3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.**

Paris in a landslide with 21. London got 8 Amsterdam got 4 Prague and Rome got two.

**4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.**  
Detroit got 19 and then Gary Indiana got 4. (what’s up with that?) Atlanta got 3 and Dallas got 2.  
**5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?**

A rather silly question but the correct response ‘as much wood as a woodchuck could etc’ got 7 responses. “A Cord” and “42” got 3, and 3 cords got 2

**6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?**  
Steve Buscemi got 3, (which was the correct response by the way) Tom Hanks, Robert DiNero and Kevin Bacon each got two.

**7 Name a treaty that ended a war.**  
Versailles is the place to go to make peace with 39 responses.  
Paris had 5 and Utrect had one.

**8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.**  
dun nu dunt dunt da dunt dunt daaaaa  
Frankenstein got 7, Wipeout was 5 Love is Blue, Classical Gas, and Tequila (which has lyrics) each got 2.

**9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?**  
(Sigh)  
Female 22 replies  
Male 13 replies  
Stripped 3 replies  
(btw I’m a dude)  
**10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?**

Tough one to score so I had to go by keywords.

Weenus 4  
Transponder 2  
Manager 3  
accountant 2

Thanks for playing kids, I hope you had fun.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/70 "2008-02-07T19:34:33Z")

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Oh and in case you were wondering

Taber  
cmkeller  
Spoons  
freckafree  
Ganster Octopus  
Robot Arm  
tesseract  
Otakuloki  
Kyla  
Hockey Monkey  
All got 10 bonus points and Asimovian got 20 bonus points.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/71 "2008-02-07T19:36:39Z")

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I feel better, now. Thanks for the game, **Zebra**!

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/72 "2008-02-07T19:39:59Z")

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Excellent, I feel better knowing I got bonus points.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/73 "2008-02-07T19:44:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Zebra]  
**2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.**

Number one was Rudolph, who wasn’t one of Santa’s eight but wrong replies count.  
Comet and Cupid both got 11 Dasher got 5 Donder/Donnor got 4 and Blitzen, which rhymes with Vixen, got 2.

[/QUOTE]

How many did Rudolph get?

> [@Zebra](#):
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> **9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?**  
> (Sigh)  
> Female 22 replies  
> Male 13 replies  
> Stripped 3 replies  
> (btw I’m a dude)

Since you’re allowed to give extra points – I think you should give extra (double?) points to those of us who got this right. 😃  
ETA – excellent game! many thanks for running it!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/74 "2008-02-07T19:49:59Z")

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Rudolph got 14.

Stupid little undocumented worker coming to take our jobs by working in unsafe conditions where we won’t for less pay.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/75 "2008-02-07T19:53:51Z")

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Thanks for the game, **Zebra**! My second straight top-three finish. Yipee!

Sorry I mistook you for a lady.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/76 "2008-02-07T19:55:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Zebra]  
Rudolph got 14.

Stupid little undocumented worker coming to take our jobs by working in unsafe conditions where we won’t for less pay.  
[/QUOTE]

yeah. screw him. screw him silly

I’ll take tied for 7th.

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**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/77 "2008-02-07T20:16:02Z")

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Okay, I have no idea where my brain got the idea that Glass Onion had no words. That is weird.

And I’m also sorry I thought you were a girl.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/78 "2008-02-07T20:25:04Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
I’ll take tied for 7th.  
[/QUOTE]

Me, too!

I’ll never forget you’re a dude, **Zebra**. Thanks for the game!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/79 "2008-02-07T20:28:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Meyer6]  
Okay, I have no idea where my brain got the idea that Glass Onion had no words. That is weird.

And I’m also sorry I thought you were a girl.  
[/QUOTE]

You might be confusing it with a instrumental number called Green Onions.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-feud/436517/80 "2008-02-07T20:33:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Meyer6]  
Okay, I have no idea where my brain got the idea that Glass Onion had no words. That is weird.  
[/QUOTE]

Maybe you were subconsciously thinking of [_Green Onions_.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Onions) ETA: I see that **Zebra** had the same thought!

I must have learned _A Visit from Saint Nicholas_ from an unusual edition of the poem, as my childhood copy referred to two of the reindeer as Donder and Blitzen, and I remember my mother explaining that the words were German for “thunder” and “lightning”, respectively. Ah, [here’s what the good folks at Snopes have to say on the matter.](http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp) I was born in 1959, so I guess the publishers of my copy kept “Donder” about ten years after the Gene Autry recording had established “Donner” as the default spelling and pronunciation.

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