# Family Guy 9/11/2005

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 12, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170 "2005-09-12T01:07:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/21 "2005-09-12T04:11:32Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> Also liked the funny comeback Brian gave to Peter,I forget it completely,something about she couldn’t open her mouth or some such.

Brian said he dropped James Woods because he was bad at catching things in his mouth and asks why Brian dropped the teacher. Brian says “same reason” or something similar.

It’s an oral sex joke.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/22 "2005-09-12T04:24:10Z")

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Oh, I got that, I had just forgotten the words to the joke. I found this episode to be quite good.

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**Author:** ![Wallet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e99b99/32.png) [@Wallet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallet)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/23 "2005-09-12T04:40:23Z")

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What did the ending refer to? James Woods is put into a box, and wheeled into a large warehouse containing hundreds of other crates.  
Was this from a movie he did?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/24 "2005-09-12T04:44:37Z")

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It’s from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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**Author:** ![Wallet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e99b99/32.png) [@Wallet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallet)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/25 "2005-09-12T05:50:20Z")

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> [@Captain Amazing](#):
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> It’s from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/26 "2005-09-12T05:59:22Z")

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By the way, is Adult Swim still going to be showing the new FGs and ADs shortly after the original airing? I was supposed to tape these for my friends and had something else to tape instead, and I feel bad that I was able to tape the shitty Simpsons episode and neither of the actually entertaining shows. And the thing I taped wasn’t even any good, so I feel even worse.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/27 "2005-09-12T12:06:10Z")

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Damn – I have got to start watching this show. Haven’t seen it in years.

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**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/28 "2005-09-12T12:10:54Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> By the way, is Adult Swim still going to be showing the new FGs and ADs shortly after the original airing? I was supposed to tape these for my friends and had something else to tape instead, and I feel bad that I was able to tape the shitty Simpsons episode and neither of the actually entertaining shows. And the thing I taped wasn’t even any good, so I feel even worse.

What? There was a new AD? I watched that semi-stupid other show between Simpsons and FG, and decided that 1.5 hours of TV was plenty and stopped! Crap!  
Also, I’d doubt they’d show the new season of FG on Adult Swim. Maybe after the season is over I guess.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/29 "2005-09-12T12:14:41Z")

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> [@audiobottle](#):
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> What? There was a new AD?

Not for another week, next Monday. Will Desperate Housewives be on in its usual time slot because I need to record either it or Family Guy if it is?

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/30 "2005-09-12T12:23:01Z")

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> [@audiobottle](#):
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> What? There was a new AD? I watched that semi-stupid other show between Simpsons and FG, and decided that 1.5 hours of TV was plenty and stopped! Crap!  
> Also, I’d doubt they’d show the new season of FG on Adult Swim. Maybe after the season is over I guess.

There was a new American Dad, but Arrested Development has been moved to another night, mondays, I believe.

Family Guy will be on Cartoon Network shortly. In fact, they’re paying to make the episodes. But not immediately, as Fox screwed CN over and agve USA first dibs on the reruns.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/31 "2005-09-12T12:24:29Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> Not for another week, next Monday. Will Desperate Housewives be on in its usual time slot because I need to record either it or Family Guy if it is?

No, AD was new last night. And I think Adult Swim will rerun this Sunday’s episodes of FG and AD a week from Thursday night, if they go with the schedule they had before.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/32 "2005-09-12T12:36:57Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Didn’t they already use this one, though. I could have sworn I’ve already seen the “playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller” gag before, albeit not drawn out as long. Where did I see this before? I know it was recent. (And definitely a Helen Keller bit).

FG did a Hellen Keller bit before (something about communicating in binary), but it wasn’t a Marco Polo sketch. (They did, however, do a “world’s worst despots” Marco Polo sketch.)

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/33 "2005-09-12T12:44:50Z")

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> [@audiobottle](#):
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> I watched that semi-stupid other show between Simpsons and FG

I watched the first couple of minutes of that, and it was enough to convince me I never, ever want to see it again.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/34 "2005-09-12T12:46:44Z")

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Oh, and lest we forget:

**"I’m not a dog, you fat bastard!"**

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/35 "2005-09-12T14:08:21Z")

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"I don’t like the creamed corn in this theater…

…it’s too crunchy"

Heh, nobody messes with Adam We, nice to see a TV star with a sense of humor about themselves…

off topic, anyone ever see Adam We in the horrible MST3K experiment “Zombie Nightmare”, plays a corrupt town police chief

"what do you expect from that _Batty_ old woman?\*

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/36 "2005-09-12T14:14:57Z")

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> [@Thudlow Boink](#):
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> I watched the first couple of minutes of that, and it was enough to convince me I never, ever want to see it again.

Oh good God was that a horrible piece of filth. I was too lazy to bother to find something else to watch between Simpsons and FG, so I kept it on Fox as I did soem stuff online. I really wish I could scrub my brain to rid myself of the memories of that show. It’s like every bad cliche from every sitcom ever! The even did the “white parents suprised by white daughter dating a black man.” It was RELLY edgy in the 60’s, still edgy in the 70’s, maybe a tad edgy in the 80’s, and the 90’s pretty much gave up on it being edgy…so why is it back?!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/37 "2005-09-12T14:18:26Z")

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(continuing War at Home hijack)

The one thing I thoguht WAS actually a bit edgy, and a little funny, was when the daughter proclaimed to be a technical verigin. :eek:

Now, everyone I have ever known and talked to about this (which is a suprisingly high number of people) agrees that technical virgin is when a girl has had anal sex, but not vaginal. And possibly oral as well. I don’t think I ever recall it being used in the sense of “all the way to third base,” or “just oral.” It’s always been _maybe_ those two, but always anal sex, too.

And anal sex on primetime TV is a little edgy. It’s the new…um…black guy dating the white daughter. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/38 "2005-09-12T14:20:41Z")

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> [@Nonsuch](#):
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> FG did a Hellen Keller bit before (something about communicating in binary), but it wasn’t a Marco Polo sketch. (They did, however, do a “world’s worst despots” Marco Polo sketch.)

Yeah, I remember that they did a Helen Keller thing long ago, but a totally different gag. But I was thinking of something a lot more recent – it might have been another show, though. It was something really similar, because this one struck a real “deja vu” note, and I remember watching a similar scene with a friend and saying out loud at the time something like, “we’re bad people for laughing at that, aren’t we?”

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/39 "2005-09-12T17:41:59Z")

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I know what you are talking about with the deja vu Helen Keller bit. They showed that clip about 2 months ago as a preview for an upcoming episode. Figures it had to be the episode that i forget to watch. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-11-2005/321170/40 "2005-09-12T18:01:52Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> No, AD was new last night. And I think Adult Swim will rerun this Sunday’s episodes of FG and AD a week from Thursday night, if they go with the schedule they had before.

Ohhhhh. AD= Am. Dad. AD !=Arrested Development. :smack:

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