# Family Guy 9/18 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 19, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295 "2005-09-19T00:58:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/1 "2005-09-19T00:58:01Z")
“Bobcat or Bjork” - I was thinking the “Bobcat” would be the animal. I’d buy a copy of Peter’s Christmas album. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/2 "2005-09-19T01:01:55Z")
The game of I’ve Never was great. ‘I’ve never given a reacharound to a spidermonkey while reciting the pledge of alliegence.’ ‘Oh, god…’ _drinks_ ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/3 "2005-09-19T01:12:56Z")
“There’s nothing good about you or anything that you do.” _Damn_. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/4 "2005-09-19T01:20:18Z")
For some reason I never thought they would push the bestiality thing beyond innuendo, but apparently I was very, very wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/5 "2005-09-19T01:27:19Z")
“What do you think???” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/6 "2005-09-19T01:31:14Z")
“Fanny bandits” “oooh bitch, you got jacked bitch” Farting contest with Michael Moore to me sounded like Disney’s Main Street Electrical Parade towards the end of that scene. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/7 "2005-09-19T01:39:40Z")
> [@SlickRoenick](#): > > Farting contest with Michael Moore to me sounded like Disney’s Main Street Electrical Parade towards the end of that scene. “Dueling Banjos,” wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/8 "2005-09-19T01:41:38Z")
I was laughing too hard to get a good earful of the actual tune ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/9 "2005-09-19T01:47:16Z")
It was “Dueling Banjos.” ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/10 "2005-09-19T01:49:51Z")
That is the first time I have found a fart joke to be actually funny in as long as I can remember. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/11 "2005-09-19T01:51:56Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > That is the first time I have found a fart joke to be actually funny in as long as I can remember. I was thinking the same thing. I rarely find fart humor to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/12 "2005-09-19T05:27:27Z")
Ah, but when Michael Moore is involved, it Is funny. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/13 "2005-09-19T13:42:01Z")
The first half of the episode was kida “eh”, but the second half had me in tears. Shooting Skeet. I’ve Never. Eating Joe’s Legs. Black or Cripple. The Orgy/Fanny bandits. Lois With the Saddle! Grrrrr… Stewie’s Real World Tape. The Old Man and the Ice Cream Truck. Joe’s Leg Transplant. “No. That wouldn’t help YOU!” Classic episode. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/14 "2005-09-19T13:50:02Z")
You know, with lines like: “This is just like that sitcom with the two dads, only nobody is laughing. Okay, it is just like it.” and Seth Green’s delivery of them, he should really have more than just one or two a week. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/15 "2005-09-19T14:03:48Z")
“I know you’re upset, Chris honey, but you’re making a scene. Our friends are here.” A very funny ep, though I thought American Dad was funnier. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/16 "2005-09-19T14:37:16Z")
Peter putting down his crewmen. “I just got my hair the way I like it!” This is one of those episodes that gets better the more you think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/17 "2005-09-19T14:44:38Z")
Holy crap, I can’t believe I forgot: “What’s this, Brian? What’s this? Is this a ball?” “Yes, yes that’s a ball.” “'Zis a ball?” “Yes, that’s a ball.” “You want the ball, Brian?” “Yes, I would like ball?” “Want the ball?” “Yes, I would like—” “\*You wanna get the ball Brian?!” “ **Yes!** I would very much like the ball!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/18 "2005-09-19T14:48:01Z")
Last night when I was watching the show I had a moment. And in that moment I realized that I had not once during the entire episode thought “It’s funny, but not as good as the old ones.” I think the show is back on track. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/19 "2005-09-19T15:25:15Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > Holy crap, I can’t believe I forgot: > > “What’s this, Brian? What’s this? Is this a ball?” > “Yes, yes that’s a ball.” > “'Zis a ball?” > “Yes, that’s a ball.” > “You want the ball, Brian?” > “Yes, I would like ball?” > “Want the ball?” > “Yes, I would like—” > “\*You wanna get the ball Brian?!” > “ **Yes!** I would very much like the ball!” You forgot: (Lois pretends to throw tha ball, Brian comes back) Brian: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you threw the ball, but apparantly you held on to it. Lois: You want da ball? Brian: Yes, I would still like the ball. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-9-18/322295/20 "2005-09-19T17:51:43Z")
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