# Family Guy lyrics?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-lyrics/227723>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 5, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-lyrics/227723 "2004-02-05T21:08:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-lyrics/227723/21 "2004-02-06T19:08:15Z")

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> [@unwashed brain](#):
>
> The OP has been answered, and in as much time as it took you to post your message (and for me to needlessly reply), you could have found them yourself. Remember, Google is your friend.

Yeah, a stupid friend who can’t get his story straight. Some examples from the first page of a google search. . .

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Lois : “It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on T.V.,”  
Peter : “But where are those good o’ fashion values,”  
Family : “On which we use to rely”  
Family : “Wealthy there’s a family guy”  
Family : “Wealthy there’s a man who, positivly can do, all those things to make us”  
Stewie : "Laugh and Cry! "  
Family : “He’s, A, Family, Guuuuuuuuuuuy!”  
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OR how about . . .  
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It seems to me that all you see  
Is violence in movies and sex on TV  
But where are those good ol’-fashion values  
On which we use to rely

Lucky is the family guy who  
Positively can do  
All the things that make you  
Laugh and cry

He’s a family guy  
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How about this one…

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Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence in movies,  
and sex on TV.

Peter: But, Where are those good ol’ fashion values…

All: …That we used to rely?

All: Lucky theres a Family Guy!  
Lucky Theres a man who, possitivly can do,  
all the thing that make us…

Stewie: …Laugh and cry!

All: He’s

Our

Fam-

-ily

Guu~uuy!  
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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/family-guy-lyrics/227723/22 "2004-02-07T00:13:42Z")

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People roll their eyes at the re-record. I don’t think they should. I believe the line, as written, was laugh and cry. Fully, I believe it.

But I am telling you, Stewie said nothing resembling laugh and cry the first time. He forgot the L in laugh, changed the vowel sound, and took the d off of and. That’s the only solution. It sounded nothing like laugh and cry at all. I assume that the voice actor just kinda stumbled on his words. The re-record actually made the line come out correctly.

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