# Famous Hollywood Brunettes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 27, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508 "2004-10-27T18:22:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/1 "2004-10-27T18:22:17Z")

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Here’s the list as originally done:

Ava Gardner  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Vivien Leigh  
Greta Garbo  
Joan Crawford  
Natalie Wood  
Rosalind Russell  
Ingrid Bergman  
Sophia Loren  
Lillian Gish  
Dorothy Lamour

Ingrid Bergman? :dubious: She definitely comes off the list – and I’m not sure Lillian Gish is a good choice either.

Who would you add?

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**Author:** ![ElectricZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58f4c7/32.png) [@ElectricZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElectricZ)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/2 "2004-10-27T20:43:00Z")

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Rita Hayworth.

/swoon!

EZ

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/3 "2004-10-27T20:50:43Z")

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She wasn’t a redhead?

All I’m coming up with is Judy Garland and Deanna Durbin – neither one exactly a femme fatale…

(And Annette Funicello, but she’s a little later.)

Oh I know! Raquel Welsh!

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/4 "2004-10-27T21:16:43Z")

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That’s WelCh.

I’d add Jane Russell, for starters.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/5 "2004-10-27T21:20:32Z")

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> [@pseudotriton ruber ruber](#):
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> That’s WelCh.

:smack:

I knew that – I was on IM with a friend surnamed Welsh at the same time. No, really.

And Jane Russell is a good one. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/6 "2004-10-28T04:54:21Z")

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Audrey Hepburn  
Betty Paige (Did I butcher that spelling?)  
Clara Bow

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/7 "2004-10-28T05:00:45Z")

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> Betty Paige (Did I butcher that spelling?)

Do you mean Bettie Page? She appeared in several movies but most of them were only eight minutes long.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/8 "2004-10-28T05:07:17Z")

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I taught in the high school that Bettie Paige graduated from. (No! I was not _there_ at the time!)

I would add Hedy Lamarr and Gene Tierney.

Rita Hayworth had a Spanish background, I think. She was definitely a natural brunette and her natural hairline was much lower and shaped differently. She looked terrific either way.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/9 "2004-10-28T13:40:26Z")

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excuse the lower-case, i’m typing with one hand in a brace – if we’re talking glamour girls/sex symbols –

theda bara  
nita naldi  
colleen moore  
kay francis  
gene tierney  
hedy lamarr  
barbara la marr  
norma talmadge  
carmen miranda  
dorothy dandridge  
olive thomas  
cyd charisse

lillian gish was a blonde; clara bow and rita hayworth were redheads – well, during their careers, anyway –

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/10 "2004-10-28T13:52:24Z")

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Thanks, **eve** – I didn’t dare hope you’d come off the disabled list to straighten me out on this!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/11 "2004-10-28T15:10:25Z")

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What are the criteria? It seems one needs to be, um, of a certain age, to make the list. Are current celebs ineligible?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/12 "2004-10-28T15:24:38Z")

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I went with “certain age,” and also tossed Sophia Loren as not of the right era. The final list looked like this:

Ava Gardner  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Vivien Leigh  
Greta Garbo  
Joan Crawford  
Natalie Wood  
Jane Russell  
Dorothy Lamour  
Hedy Lamarr  
Gene Tierney  
Norma Talmadge

(It’s for a puzzle – it will appear with Ava Gardner as the example and the other ten as an encoded list, so I liked the Lamour/Lamarr thing. That’ll give 'em something to think about!)

Who would you add if we wanted to go contemporary? Julia Roberts? Neither Christina Ricci nor Janeane Garofolo is exactly va-va-voom material…

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/13 "2004-10-28T15:26:51Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Neither Christina Ricci nor Janeane Garofolo is exactly va-va-voom material…

I think some people would strenuously object to the first half of that statement.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/14 "2004-10-28T15:32:24Z")

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“That’s Hedley!”

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/15 "2004-10-28T15:43:49Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Who would you add if we wanted to go contemporary? Julia Roberts? Neither Christina Ricci nor Janeane Garofolo is exactly va-va-voom material…

Halle Berry? Selma Hayek? Lucy Liu? Kate Beckinsale? Gong Li? Juliette Binoche? Liv Tyler? I have a bit of a thing for brunettes, so I could go on for a long time.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/16 "2004-10-28T15:58:13Z")

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[Greta Garbo](http://home.hiwaay.net/~oliver/garbointro.htm) wasn’t dark haired. A few [magazine covers](http://home.hiwaay.net/~oliver/garbomag.htm) can show you that.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/17 "2004-10-28T16:01:19Z")

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Dammit! I thought about that, but figured **eve** would have corrected me.

Thanks, **Walloon**! Another embarrassing blooper caught before it made it into print!

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/18 "2004-10-28T16:03:34Z")

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How about Jennifer Connelly? Most definitely va va voom material, IMO.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/19 "2004-10-28T16:32:30Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> I went with “certain age,” and also tossed Sophia Loren as not of the right era. The final list looked like this:
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> Ava Gardner  
> Elizabeth Taylor  
> Vivien Leigh  
> Greta Garbo  
> Joan Crawford  
> Natalie Wood  
> Jane Russell  
> Dorothy Lamour  
> Hedy Lamarr  
> Gene Tierney  
> Norma Talmadge

odd list, then – why only one silent star – everyone else is 30s - 50s.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-hollywood-brunettes/271508/20 "2004-10-28T16:37:02Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> odd list, then – why only one silent star – everyone else is 30s - 50s.

Oops – let’s dump Norma Talmadge then. (Who was I thinking of?)

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