# Famous Last Words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 31, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409 "2015-01-31T06:00:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/21 "2015-01-31T15:48:44Z")

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“Be careful! Don’t hit the girl!”

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/22 "2015-01-31T16:24:00Z")

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“Over the top, boys. Charge!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/23 "2015-01-31T16:27:23Z")

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GAME OVER, MAN!

Yeah, TOO quiet…

Where? Behind that rabbit?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/24 "2015-01-31T16:29:22Z")

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May The Force be with you. (Depends on how strong The Force is with that one.)

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/25 "2015-01-31T18:29:29Z")

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“What? Do you want to live forever?”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/26 "2015-01-31T18:38:38Z")

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_He’s on your tail! I’ve got him …_

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/27 "2015-01-31T18:40:57Z")

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\<ear-shattering scream\>

That’s a word, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/28 "2015-01-31T18:42:27Z")

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One from real life:

[John Sedgwick](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick): “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”

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**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/29 "2015-01-31T19:39:09Z")

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Geronimo!

Look out below!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/30 "2015-01-31T19:49:52Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Watch the teaser and guess who’s going to be shot right after the opening credits:
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_cAFqWwJ7gs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cAFqWwJ7gs)😃

That was obvious. The one who wasn’t a regular or a Special Guest Star.

Replacements: The Redshirts of _COMBAT!_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/31 "2015-01-31T19:59:52Z")

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“It’s a dud.”

Similarly

“Stop worrying, none of this stuff works anymore.”

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/32 "2015-01-31T23:13:26Z")

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“What could possibly go wrong?”

In old war films: “Here’s a photo of my girl back home.”

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/33 "2015-01-31T23:34:24Z")

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“I got a real bad feeling about this.”

“You haven’t got the guts to pull that trigger.”

::knocks on door of creepy old house and enters:: “Hello? Anybody home?”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/34 "2015-01-31T23:45:54Z")

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“This wallpaper is killing me, either it goes or I go.”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/35 "2015-02-01T00:04:31Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Replacements: The Redshirts of _COMBAT!_

Wanting to “write that letter home” would get you killed faster than just about anything else!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/36 "2015-02-01T00:07:45Z")

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Captain? There’s something over here, sir!

That’s funny. Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this before…

_Kowznofski! **Get down!!!** _

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/37 "2015-02-02T18:55:51Z")

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“I don’t believe in Ghosts/Demons/Spirits/Supernatural Beings”

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/38 "2015-02-02T19:01:24Z")

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“I’ll check the basement.”

“I’ll take point, sir.”

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/39 "2015-02-02T19:04:37Z")

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“Don’t worry, I got this.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/40 "2015-02-02T19:22:27Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> One from real life:
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> [John Sedgwick](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick): “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”

Trope namer!: [Sedgwick Speech - TV Tropes](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SedgwickSpeech)

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