# Famous Last Words **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409 "2015-01-31T06:00:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/41 "2015-02-02T19:23:43Z")
Wilhelm Scream ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/42 "2015-02-02T19:28:21Z")
Let’s split up. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/43 "2015-02-02T19:31:29Z")
Lets invite Jessica Fletcher to the dinner party! ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/44 "2015-02-02T21:35:41Z")
“You take the gun.” “I’m going to take a shower.” Especially if they are young and female. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/45 "2015-02-02T21:50:44Z")
“Let’s go out in the woods and make out.” “I think Jason/Michael Myers/Leatherface is dead. But I’d better go check up close to be sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/46 "2015-02-02T22:08:58Z")
“I am Invincible!!!” Followed closely(often literally) by “THIS…CANNOT…BE…” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/47 "2015-02-02T22:11:29Z")
“Surely you don’t believe all those old wives tales. We are men of science after all.” ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/48 "2015-02-02T23:22:48Z")
Hey guys… why am I the only one in this landing party wearing a red shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/49 "2015-02-03T01:17:12Z")
“You’ll never believe who was behind everything. It was…” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/50 "2015-02-03T01:41:12Z")
Romantic woman ingenue: “Oh my love, you make me so happy! I’m giddy with happiness. Nothing could make unhappy…(cough.)” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/51 "2015-02-03T01:50:00Z")
“I can’t tell you over the phone. I’ll be right over.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/52 "2015-02-03T02:40:12Z")
“Hi, I’m a member of Ned Stark’s family.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/53 "2015-02-03T02:43:39Z")
“He can’t get us here.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/54 "2015-02-03T02:53:08Z")
Did you say your name was Sylar? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/55 "2015-02-03T03:51:45Z")
“Look, I’ll prove it’s perfectly safe” ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/56 "2015-02-03T05:24:56Z")
“…in the Castle of Aaargh.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/57 "2015-02-03T08:05:24Z")
“You’re doing it wrong! Here, like this…” ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/58 "2015-02-03T09:15:56Z")
“Here, hold my beer and watch this” “Come on, a child could do this !” “Don’t be a pussy.” “Helmets are for wusses” “Why is my gun not firing ? Is something stuck in the barrel ?” “Aaaawww look at the cuddly little bear cub ! I’m gonna pet it !” “Pfew, it was just the cat.” “Wanna bet ?” ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/59 "2015-02-03T17:30:57Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > “Hi, I’m a member of Ned Stark’s family.” Or, similarly: “Hi, my character is played by Sean Bean.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/60 "2015-02-03T18:08:12Z")
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