# Famous Last Words **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409 "2015-01-31T06:00:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/61 "2015-02-03T19:00:02Z")
“I come in peace!” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/62 "2015-02-03T19:48:01Z")
Old cop: I’m retiring next month, maybe sooner if we can get this one last case wrapped up. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/63 "2015-02-03T19:56:03Z")
“Them’s real peaceful Indians. We ain’t had no trouble outta them for more’n fifty years now!” ---
**Author:** ![CGav8r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@CGav8r](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CGav8r)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/64 "2015-02-03T20:06:37Z")
“I’m sick of this life - one last heist, and I’m out!” “Yeah, the wife and I are gonna open this nice little restaurant, back home. I’ll cook, and she’ll wait tables. And we’re finally gonna start a family…” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/65 "2015-02-03T20:18:09Z")
“Uh, guys? What does `HASTUR’ mean?” ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/66 "2015-02-03T22:01:17Z")
“I love you, Hoss!” “I love you, Adam!” “I love you, Little Joe!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/67 "2015-02-03T22:34:00Z")
He (/she/they) wouldn’t dare! ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/68 "2015-02-03T23:04:17Z")
_“My life insurance policy expired this morning. Never mind, I’ll mail the check when I get back”._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/69 "2015-02-04T17:21:21Z")
“Has anybody checked the coolant pump in Reactor 3 this week?” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/70 "2015-02-04T20:16:12Z")
“Evacuate? At our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.” ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/71 "2015-02-05T01:57:37Z")
“Step on it driver or we’ll never catch that plane!” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qluDcWQ\_mF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qluDcWQ_mF8) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/72 "2015-02-05T05:54:45Z")
“Ignore it. It always does that.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/73 "2015-02-05T06:02:35Z")
That warning light has been malfunctioning, put some tape over it. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/74 "2015-02-12T14:31:30Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > “Hi, I’m a member of Ned Stark’s family.” "I’m Rory Williams. The red-head is my wife.’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/75 "2015-02-12T16:25:19Z")
“Oh, come on, let’s stop. He looks perfectly nice for a hitchhiker.” ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/76 "2015-02-12T17:23:44Z")
How do I look in this red Starfleet uniform? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/77 "2015-02-12T17:53:13Z")
“You haven’t told anybody else about this, have you?” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/78 "2015-02-12T18:30:11Z")
Mommy and Daddy have no idea where I am. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/79 "2015-02-12T18:31:59Z")
The war’s over! Let’s get out of this stinkin’ trench. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409/80 "2015-02-13T00:15:51Z")
Any species intelligent enough to construct a spacecraft and travel billions of miles to another planet HAS to be friendly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-last-words/711409.md?page=5)