# Famous movie lines in internet speak **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836 "2006-07-17T10:36:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/1 "2006-07-17T10:36:43Z")
For some reason, star trek 5 popped into my head. And when it did, I saw, in my head, the famous line as: kirk: “wtf does god need w/ a starship???” don’t know why. So I thought it might be a fun thread. “u cant be told wut the matr1x is, u haf to c it 4 urself!!” “ic dead peeps” “if it bleeds we can pwnz it” “omg u shall not pass!!!11” It makes me feel dirty to type like that, even as a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/2 "2006-07-17T11:48:48Z")
In al guilds in al game, y she tp in mine?!? ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/3 "2006-07-17T12:21:18Z")
Terminator: “brb.” ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/4 "2006-07-17T18:21:12Z")
2 b or not 2 b, that is teh questionz0rs. (I am filled with so much self-loathing right now…) ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/5 "2006-07-17T18:27:52Z")
(go with me on this one. . .) IMHO he couldn’t refuse. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/6 "2006-07-17T18:34:46Z")
Well, there’s [Teh Tw0 T0werz](http://www.skankyflat.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-58925.html) [Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan still] Gimli: “…” Legolas: “FFS, Hide!” Aragorn: “Sif! Hey foos, sup?” Eomer: “WTF tard.” Eomer: “Clan {S} Are teh pwn in Rohan. Theoden has been hacked. WTF u doing here?” Aragorn: “We r teh tracking teh Uruk-hai.” Eomer: “Teh Uruk-hai are teh dead.” Legolas: “OMG” Aragorn: “And teh hobbits?” Eomer: “Wtf is a hobbit?” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/7 "2006-07-17T19:44:05Z")
“Get these muthafuckin’ snakes of my muthafuckin’ plane!” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/8 "2006-07-17T19:46:12Z")
Whoops, thought the op title was “Movie lines made famous by the internet”. Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/9 "2006-07-17T19:48:34Z")
Luke after Darth destorys the Emperor: “Pwned!” ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/10 "2006-07-17T19:52:05Z")
I= |), /-\ // /\< |\_ `/ /\/\ `/ |) |≡ ∆ Я 1 |) () // ‘][’ (\> | / 3 4 |) /~\ //\ // !!!111one. ph33r m3. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/11 "2006-07-17T20:20:04Z")
This is wrong. Just wrong. (What is FFS? and what is Sif? The lingo has changed since Cecil’s column [What the heck is “leetspeek?”](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html) ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/12 "2006-07-17T20:28:40Z")
The scene: The Uruk Hai Birthing pits at Isengard. An Uruk Hai bursts out of the sac, grabs a smaller orc and chokes him to death. Uruk Hai: WTF? Spawn camping n00bz r teh sux0rz! ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/13 "2006-07-17T20:34:03Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#): > > This is wrong. Just wrong. > > (What is FFS? and what is Sif? The lingo has changed since Cecil’s column [What the heck is “leetspeek?”](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html) Sif = as if ffs = for fuck’s sake ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/14 "2006-07-17T22:25:55Z")
Warning: The below link _is_ work safe, but not all the content on the site is necessarily. [SomethingAwful](http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=1343) did this a while back in the Comedy Goldmine. My favorite one was a picture of Neo in mid-bent backward bullet dodge with the title “OMG LAG!!” ---
**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/15 "2006-07-17T22:47:02Z")
Uh… Palooka. What the hell? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-movie-lines-in-internet-speak/364836/16 "2006-07-17T23:27:11Z")
Reality is teh suxxor. (What, don’t **titles** count?)