Ooh, got one that actually doesn’t break any rules! Geoffrey Chaucer was the brother-in-law of John of Gaunt, son of King Edward III. I’m not sure what this makes Geoff and Ed, exactly, but I think they count as “related.”
John Donne was also a great-great-nephew of Sir Thomas More, but since they’re both writers I don’t know if that counts.
William Saroyan and Ross Bagdassarian - aka David Seville of Witchdoctor and chipmunk fame - were cousins. The two of them co-wrote the song “Come on-a My House.”
“Try Mrs. Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words by Josefa Heifetz Byrne, a landmark reference work this column has often recommended in the past. Where else could you find gems like hircine, ‘goatlike, especially in smell,’ or hircismus, ‘the condition of having stinky armpits’?”
Thanks, Matt. I may have even used it as a reference in Linguistics class, but don’t remember because that was so long ago that the brain cells that survived my college education have been completely replaced three times over, like the ones that knew better than to create run-on sentences.
Super Dave Osborne is just a character. The actor normally uses his own name, Bob Einstein. But since that’s different from the name his brother Albert uses, it’s still within the rules.
How about this one? Novelist Gore Vidal and Vice-President/voice actor Al Gore are cousins. Since “Gore” switches from given name to surname, I figure it’s allowable under the rules.
I’ve probably got this wrong…so somebody please correct me, but weren’t fashion designer Adrian and set designer Cedric Gibbons brothers? Also, wasn’t Cedric married to Edith Head?