# Famous people with constant name-lengths

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**Created:** [February 5, 2021, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251 "2021-02-05T08:13:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
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That’s an awful subject line but I can’t think of a better one. What I’m looking for is famous people whose three names are all the same length. I’m fairly sure that years ago, I started a thread along these lines, although that one was limited to people with 6-6-6 names. Unfortunately, searches don’t find it.

The most famous person with a 6-6-6 name is **Ronald Wilson Reagan**. Back when he was President, it was common to joke about him being the Antichrist because of that. Personally, I’m also a 6-6-6 person, but I don’t feel especially Antichristish.

Recently, I noted a famous 5-5-5 person: **Henry Louis Aaron**. Yes, it was because of his obit. He was a childhood hero of mine since I was a Milwaukee Braves fan back then. It was a tragedy to see him go.

So any others? Anyone here have constant-length names? They don’t have to be 6-6-6 or 5-5-5; they could be 4-4-4 or 7-7-7 or any other number. Also, anyone have a better idea on what to call this phenomenon?

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Yo Yo Ma

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Joyce Carol Oates

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/4 "2021-02-05T15:02:29Z")

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Found another 5-5-5 when reading Yo-Yo Ma’s wikipage: Henry Louis Gates.

BTW, the constant-length name phenomenon can be found in other things besides people’s names. For example, there’s **The Old Man and the Sea** which has 6 words of length 3 and **All’s Well that Ends Well** has 5 words of length 4.

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Susan Saint James

Does she count? Stage name, I think.

Also, Helena Bonham Carter

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[**Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_Each_Life_Some_Rain_Must_Fall)

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/7 "2021-02-05T15:37:20Z")

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Henry Louis Gates.

I’ve often wondered why so many Henry Louises what with these two, Gehrig and Mencken. I can’t find any famous examples from history. Do they just go together well (tres bien ensemble)?

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/8 "2021-02-05T15:51:31Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> I’ve often wondered why so many Henry Louises what with these two, Gehrig and Mencken.

There was a recent thread along these lines. Perhaps you could post the question there.

> [@Why do many Williams have the middle name Henry?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-many-williams-have-the-middle-name-henry/928722):
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> I’ve noticed that many Williams have, or have had, the middle name Henry. Examples: -William Henry Harrison, President of the United States (1773-1841) -William Henry Smith, British bookseller (1792–1865) -William Henry Vanderbilt, American businessman (1821-1885) -William Henry Gates III, American software developer and magnate (1955-) I could give a lot more examples. Is there any known reason why people would combine these two names, or is it perhaps just a coincidence or confirmation bi…

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Barry Lamar Bonds (although he is not commonly known by his full name).

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/10 "2021-02-05T17:25:07Z")

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This one is kind of obscure but “Ronald Wilson Reagan” reminded me of it. There was an artist named **Donald Roller Wilson** who did a few of the late-career Frank Zappa album covers.

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/11 "2021-02-05T17:28:19Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> There was an artist named **Donald Roller Wilson** who did a few of the late-career Frank Zappa album covers.

And, that name reminded me of someone, whom I looked up to get his middle name, and he fits.

**[Donald Jerome Driver](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DrivDo00.htm)**, retired wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers, and Dancing With the Stars champion.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/12 "2021-02-07T04:17:26Z")

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Prince, the singer. His real full name was Prince Rogers Nelson, 6-6-6.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/13 "2021-02-07T04:39:02Z")

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Miles Davis, middle name Dewey.

David Lynch, middle name Keith.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/14 "2021-02-07T04:58:54Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Yo Yo Ma

It occurs quite easily with Chinese names, because most names are three characters, and each character is a single syllable transliterated with a few letters.

Sun Yat Sen  
Deng Xiao Ping

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Seamus Justin Heaney 6-6-6

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Charlie/Charles Spencer Chaplin

I think he at least equals Reagan for fame?

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For 8-8-8  
Jenny McCarthy is apparently Jennifer McCarthy Wahlberg

But she took her husband’s Wahlberg to make a double-barrelled surname, it doesn’t seem quite right since her middle name is Ann.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/18 "2021-02-07T17:29:01Z")

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David Wayne Spade 5-5-5

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-with-constant-name-lengths/932251/19 "2021-02-18T04:23:06Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Deng Xiao Ping

I’ll note that two of the names are often run together (as on Wikipedia): Deng Xiaoping. That’s a problem when names have to be transliterated, so I think I’ll just not count transliterated names. Yo Yo Ma, since he’s lived his entire life in the US, is not a transliterated name.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> Jenny McCarthy is apparently Jennifer McCarthy Wahlberg
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> But she took her husband’s Wahlberg to make a double-barrelled surname, it doesn’t seem quite right since her middle name is Ann.

A similar case is Sacha Baron Cohen (a 5-5-5). Baron Cohen is a double-barreled last name and his middle name is Noam. I’ll probably not count them.

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> I’ll note that two of the names are often run together (as on Wikipedia): Deng Xiaoping. That’s a problem when names have to be transliterated, so I think I’ll just not count transliterated names. Yo Yo Ma, since he’s lived his entire life in the US, is not a transliterated name.

Excluding transliterations of Chinese three character names seems fine, since as I said it is much less remarkable that they have the properties you are looking for. But it’s a bit of a stretch to give Yo-yo Ma a pass just because he has never lived in China. His parents gave him a name that consisted of three Chinese characters, writing his name in arabic letters is obviously a transliteration of that; and just as Xiaoping is often run together, he himself writes his name hyphenated as Yo-yo.

[https://www.yo-yoma.com/](https://www.yo-yoma.com/)

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