# Famous people you don't find attractive, but everyone else does?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 23, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734 "2008-01-23T23:12:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![rostfrei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7bcc69/32.png) [@rostfrei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rostfrei)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/1 "2008-01-23T23:12:11Z")

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Ok, I’m getting so sick of everyone telling me how handsome Anderson Cooper [http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors\_reporters/images/cooper.anderson.b.jpg](http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/cooper.anderson.b.jpg) (of CNN fame) is. I think he is one of the most UN-attractive men I’ve ever seen.

I also think that Prince William[http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070219/prince\_william.jpg](http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070219/prince_william.jpg) is unattractive.

On the other hand, I think that Prince Harry is kind of cute, but most people that I mention that to disagree.

What famous people do you find unattractive that (most) everyone else thinks is attractive?

Eric \<----hope I did the links right…

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/2 "2008-01-23T23:15:55Z")

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Well, this doesn’t apply so much here (cause most of us are in agreement about her), but certainly does in the entertainment world, but…

Fergie (not the royalty, the “singer.”) I admit she has a fantastic body, but her face isn’t just ugly, it’s oogly! (Plus, she wets herself on stage…seriously, she even admitted to it.)

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/3 "2008-01-23T23:16:03Z")

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Angelina Jolie. I just do not get it. Even when she was at a healthy weight, her face seemed, ah, unaesthetic to me. Now that she’s the showing off her skeleton through her skin, she’s a long away from appealing.

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**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/4 "2008-01-23T23:18:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]  
Angelina Jolie. I just do not get it. Even when she was at a healthy weight, her face seemed, ah, unaesthetic to me. Now that she’s the showing off her skeleton through her skin, she’s a long away from appealing.  
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I second that! Big-lipped, tattoo’d freak.

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**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/5 "2008-01-23T23:27:52Z")

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Tom Cruise. eww eww eww eww eww. Anyone ever notice his unitooth? Look at a closeup of him. His top front tooth sits right under his nose.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/6 "2008-01-23T23:27:57Z")

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Another vote for AnJelina Jolie. I was just thinking that this afternoon when I was reading the new Newsweek with some pics of her. Not really bad looking but nowhere near the beauty she’s cracked up to be. Plus, I kinda like good tattoo on women but hers suck.

Also, Julia Roberts.

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**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/7 "2008-01-23T23:31:32Z")

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In addition to Jolie and Roberts, already mentioned, let me add Jessica Alba.

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**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/8 "2008-01-23T23:39:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Ronald C. Semone]  
let me add Jessica Alba.  
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Heresy!

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/9 "2008-01-23T23:43:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Ronald C. Semone]  
In addition to Jolie and Roberts, already mentioned, let me add Jessica Alba.  
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I’ll agree to this whole post, with one caveat: with Alba, I can at least see what people are talking about. Intellectually, I understand she’s close to the ideal model of “un-freaking-believably hot”, but onscreen at least, she just doesn’t do much for me.

For my own contribution: Aishwarya Rai. She’s certainly not _ugly_, but I’ve never understood what the big deal is. I’ve worked with a woman who looked pretty much exactly like her (albeit with less makeup), and she was universally agreed among the male staff to be in the "hot, but not smokin’ " category.

(Side note: at that same job, I also worked with a girl who, with her hair done right, was a dead ringer for a young Charlize Theron. Sometimes I miss that job.)

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**Author:** ![rostfrei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7bcc69/32.png) [@rostfrei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rostfrei)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/10 "2008-01-23T23:45:48Z")

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Just thought of another ugly guy, Matthew McConaughey. Never understood why so many people find him handsome.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/11 "2008-01-23T23:56:54Z")

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Angelina Jolie isn’t beautiful, or even really pretty… but she is fookin’ **HOT**.

There’s a difference. 😉

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/12 "2008-01-24T00:01:23Z")

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Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker. I wonder if they had the same [father.](http://fespn.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/mister_ed.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/13 "2008-01-24T00:01:55Z")

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A conversation from a couple of years ago:

Friend: “Why don’t you like _Sex In The City_?”  
Me: “The premise is completely flawed from the start – if you’re going to have a show revolving around a woman and her sex life, why in the world would cast the ugliest fucking skankbag Hollywood ever shit out in the lead role?”

Not big on Sarah Jessica Parker’s looks, nosiree…

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/14 "2008-01-24T00:06:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Not big on Sarah Jessica Parker’s looks, nosiree…  
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I’d always been under the impression that this was the standard opinion. I certainly share it. Do most people think she’s hot?

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/15 "2008-01-24T00:10:10Z")

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Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise. Roger Moore. Robert Redford. All too pretty.

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**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/16 "2008-01-24T00:19:38Z")

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I don’t even think Tom Cruise is too pretty. He’s just… icky. Plastic and fake, no charisma whatsoever.

Brad Pitt also bores me.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/17 "2008-01-24T00:20:27Z")

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Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt.

And my friends damn near crucify me for it.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
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[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]  
I’d always been under the impression that this was the standard opinion. I certainly share it. Do most people think she’s hot?  
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I do.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/19 "2008-01-24T00:29:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]  
Angelina Jolie. I just do not get it. Even when she was at a healthy weight, her face seemed, ah, unaesthetic to me. Now that she’s the showing off her skeleton through her skin, she’s a long away from appealing.  
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I came in here to post this. The unnatural caterpillar lips do nothing for me as well.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-you-dont-find-attractive-but-everyone-else-does/434734/20 "2008-01-24T00:32:17Z")

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I think Angelina Jolie is pretty but nothing to go crazy for although I will not tolerate tattoos on a woman. Julia Roberts OTOH is a special case. I won’t say she is ugly because the bar goes way lower than that but she is nothing special and I doubt I would hit on her at a bar. The whole Pretty Woman would have worked much better if they found, you know, an actual pretty woman.

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