# famous people you'd like to hit, and what you'd like to use to hit them. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 21, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447 "2012-09-21T23:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/41 "2012-09-24T15:15:33Z")
I would love to hit any and all of the Baldwin brothers in their faces with bricks. Their looks creep me out so much that anything would be an improvement. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/42 "2012-09-24T16:05:37Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Nancy Grace - I’d like to hit her with a gravel truck, then dump the full load of gravel on her face. If that’s too harsh for this thread, then I’ll opt for shooting her in the face with a bazooka full of gravel. You could hit her with the ugly stick, but how would we know? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/43 "2012-09-24T18:47:10Z")
Rush Limbaugh - Punch in the face with a spiked gauntlet tipped with nerve-paralyzing poison ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/44 "2012-09-24T19:25:25Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Nancy Grace - I’d like to hit her with a gravel truck, then dump the full load of gravel on her face. If that’s too harsh for this thread, then I’ll opt for shooting her in the face with a bazooka full of gravel. This is basically what I came here to say, though you did it better than I ever could. I also second Andrew Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy; ignorance and an audience is all you need to seriously damage the world. Good job, you two. I guess I’ll go with Bill O’Reilly. Pie in the face, laced with laxative. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/45 "2012-09-24T19:30:56Z")
Sherilyn Fenn, with my penis. ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447/46 "2012-09-24T19:53:29Z")
I almost want to say George Lucas but I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume his problem is incompetence and not malice towards his fans [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-hit-and-what-youd-like-to-use-to-hit-them/635447.md?page=2)