# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/1 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")
In no particular order: Tea Leone Brittany Murphy Christina Aguillara Carrie Underwood Courtney Cox Jennifer Love Hewitt Lucy Lui Beyonce Kelly Rowland Alisha Keys Jessica Simpson If anyone knows if these people have actually posed naked, feel free to post a broken link. šŸ˜ƒ Yours? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/2 "2009-12-08T17:05:31Z")
Jennifer Aniston Emmy Rossum ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/3 "2009-12-08T17:09:26Z")
A bunch of half-naked [Grady Sizemore](http://deadspin.com/5414624/grady-sizemore-does-his-bit-to-increase-our-female-readership/gallery/) photos just got leaked (heā€™s a baseball player) and after seeing those, Iā€™ve decided that as a healthy female baseball fanatic Iā€™d like to see a LOT more naked - or even half-naked - baseball players. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/4 "2009-12-08T17:19:06Z")
Jude Law. Iā€™ve actually already seen him naked in pics, so maybe he doesnā€™t count. Robert Downey Jr. Liam Neeson. Pierce Brosnan A few others but they spring to mind right away. Oh, you know girls Iā€™d like to see naked? That girl from Lemony Snicket? She was really really cute. The eldest sister, Violet Baudelaire. Iā€™m sure sheā€™s of age now. I wouldnā€™t mind. I might even go gay for her. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/5 "2009-12-08T17:33:59Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Oh, you know girls Iā€™d like to see naked? That girl from Lemony Snicket? She was really really cute. The eldest sister, Violet Baudelaire. Iā€™m sure sheā€™s of age now. I wouldnā€™t mind. I might even go gay for her. Yep, sheā€™s 21. Iā€™ll ditto her and add Anna Poppelwell, the elder sister from the Narnia movies (also 21 this month šŸ˜› ). Also Alicia Witt, Scarlett Johansson and Nigella Lawson. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/6 "2009-12-08T17:50:13Z")
Daniel Craig Clive Owen George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/7 "2009-12-08T17:51:48Z")
Out of pure curiousity, Iā€™d like to see a nude of Mae West. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/8 "2009-12-08T17:57:07Z")
Alyson Hannigan Eliza Dushku Michelle Trachtenberg Emma Caulfield Amber Benson Jenny Molan Yeah, I sense a pattern here. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/9 "2009-12-08T18:00:15Z")
> [@stuthehistoryguy](#): > > Out of pure curiousity, Iā€™d like to see a nude of Mae West. At what age? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![arseNal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@arseNal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arseNal)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/10 "2009-12-08T18:03:28Z")
If you spend a little time looking, thereā€™s enough of Lucy Liu (note spelling) www. [metacafe.com/watch/109822/lucy\_liu\_nude\_scene](http://metacafe.com/watch/109822/lucy_liu_nude_scene) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/11 "2009-12-08T18:04:24Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > In no particular order: > > Carrie Underwood > > If anyone knows if these people have actually posed naked, feel free to post a broken link. šŸ˜ƒ Well, not nude but here are some pretty nice pics of Underwood in a skimpy bikini. Link safe for work. ETA: getting complaints on the SFWness of the link, so I broke it. [egotastic.com](http://egotastic.com) / entertainment/celebrities/carrie-underwood/carrie-underwood-bikini-pictures-005164 /signed twicks ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/12 "2009-12-08T18:13:46Z")
> [@stuthehistoryguy](#): > > Out of pure curiousity, Iā€™d like to see a nude of Mae West. Along the same lines, how about Dolly Parton ca. 1970? ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/13 "2009-12-08T18:18:08Z")
> [@stuthehistoryguy](#): > > Out of pure curiousity, Iā€™d like to see a nude of Mae West. If we are going curiosity of dead celebs, Iā€™d have to say Milton Berle, just to see if the rumors of his elephant hose were true. And Rita Heyworth. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/14 "2009-12-08T18:20:18Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Jude Law. Iā€™ve actually already seen him naked in pics, so maybe he doesnā€™t count. Um, link? Watching football the other night, I commented to my husband that itā€™d be more fun if the players were naked. Hubby says ā€œWhat about injuries?ā€ ā€œOkay. They can wear helmets and shoulder pads.ā€ Troy Polamalu is seriously hot. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/15 "2009-12-08T18:36:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Michelle Trachtenberg There are fake nude pictures of her that I came accross. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/16 "2009-12-08T18:45:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > That girl from Lemony Snicket? She was really really cute. The eldest sister, Violet Baudelaire. Iā€™m sure sheā€™s of age now. 21 [yesterday](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Browning)(or maybe itā€™s two days ago in Australia now). ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/17 "2009-12-08T18:49:27Z")
The only correct answer is ā€œall of them.ā€ Actually, you donā€™t even need the word ā€œfamousā€ for that to be true. ---
**Author:** ![Dickerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@Dickerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dickerman)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/18 "2009-12-08T19:05:53Z")
Catherine Zeta Jones ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/19 "2009-12-08T19:10:10Z")
Prince Harry. Given his reputation itā€™s somewhat surprising that no real nudes have surfaced on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/20 "2009-12-08T19:11:31Z")
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Sandra Bullock Jenna Fischer Tina Fey Alison Sweeney Padma Lakshmi Jamie Lee Curtis Giada De Laurentiis Iā€™ll add more as I think of them. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=2)