# Famous people you'd like to see naked

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/21 "2009-12-08T19:13:45Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> Yep, she’s 21. I’ll ditto her and add Anna Poppelwell, the elder sister from the Narnia movies (also 21 this month 😛 ).

Oh yes, her too. I’ve long since thought if I was ever going to swing gay it would be for one of those cute little sweet-looking girls.

**AuntiePam** , I’ll go you one better. I saved the pics to my hard drive. If you e-mail me at elenia25@gmaildotcom, I’ll just e-mail them to you directly. Or you can just google “Jude Law naked” and you’ll find them.

He’s a “shower”/

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/22 "2009-12-08T19:22:54Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> In no particular order:  
> Lucy Lui
> 
> If anyone knows if these people have actually posed naked, feel free to post a broken link. 😃

Google on Satoshi+Lucy+Liu (spell the last name the correct way for best results)

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/23 "2009-12-08T19:27:50Z")

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> [@Icerigger](#):
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> There are fake nude pictures of her that I came accross.

Well, I’ve heard that there are fake nudes for just about any celebrity. Not that I’d have a personal knowledge of seeing any of those. 😃

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/24 "2009-12-08T19:32:32Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> At what age? :eek:

In her “prime” or thereabouts.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/25 "2009-12-08T20:57:29Z")

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> [@stuthehistoryguy](#):
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> Out of pure curiousity, I’d like to see a nude of Mae West.

Because of the rumors?

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/26 "2009-12-08T21:00:35Z")

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[Mama Cass](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254177/)  
[Rhea Perlman](Rhea Perlman)  
[Linda Hunt](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001373/)  
[Michael Berryman](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077720/)  
[Deep Roy](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0746989/)  
OK. Seriously:  
[Jessica Alba](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/)

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/27 "2009-12-08T21:05:54Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Oh, you know girls I’d like to see naked? That girl from Lemony Snicket? She was really really cute. The eldest sister, Violet Baudelaire. I’m sure she’s of age now. I wouldn’t mind. I might even go gay for her.

It saddens me to no end that I know, off the top of my head, that her name is Emily Browning. I don’t know if she’s ever been naked, though, as I simply refuse to investigate.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/28 "2009-12-08T21:08:36Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> It saddens me to no end that I know, off the top of my head, that her name is Emily Browning. I don’t know if she’s ever been naked, though, as I simply refuse to investigate.

She hasn’t…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/29 "2009-12-08T21:10:15Z")

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Hugh Laurie  
Kareem Abdul Jabbar  
Adrien Brody  
Leonard Nimoy  
John Phillips  
George Harrison  
Gary Cooper  
John Barrymore  
Frank Zappa

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/30 "2009-12-08T21:13:19Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> She hasn’t…

We should both probably add _on film_ to our statements. I mean, it’s not like she showers in her bikini.

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**Author:** ![Pulp\_Friction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@Pulp\_Friction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pulp_Friction)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/31 "2009-12-08T21:27:20Z")

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Ellen Page.

Oh, and Ernest Borgnine.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/32 "2009-12-08T21:30:47Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> Yep, she’s 21. I’ll ditto her and add Anna Poppelwell, the elder sister from the Narnia movies (also 21 this month 😛 ).
> 
> Also Alicia Witt, Scarlett Johansson and Nigella Lawson.

You have excellent taste.

> [@Icerigger](#):
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> There are fake nude pictures of her that I came accross.

And you have a sticky screen.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/33 "2009-12-08T21:36:01Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> Watching football the other night, I commented to my husband that it’d be more fun if the players were naked.

I just said the same thing while we were watching basketball the other night! And it really would, wouldn’t it?

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/34 "2009-12-08T21:37:17Z")

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Pretty much all of them, for one reason or another. I mean, if I posted a link to [nude photos of Martin Landau](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=martin+landau+nude&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0), you really don’t think that curiosity would get the better of you?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/35 "2009-12-08T21:47:00Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> It saddens me to no end that I know, off the top of my head, that her name is Emily Browning. I don’t know if she’s ever been naked, though, as I simply refuse to investigate.

She hasn’t. I’ve checked.

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/36 "2009-12-08T21:48:24Z")

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In the case of celebrities I’ve wanted to see naked because they’re hot, I’ve been bored/horny enough to track down naked or semi-naked images in one form of media or another. However. To take this thread in a slightly…other…direction, I would, out of sheer, morbid curiosity, like to see the following men naked, to make a determination regarding whether or not the carpet matches the drapes, if you will:

Roy Orbison  
Donald Trump  
Jim Traficant  
and most of all,  
Bob Ross.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/37 "2009-12-08T22:05:52Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> She hasn’t. I’ve checked.

You know, she’s one of those woman who strike me as _beautiful_ rather than hot. You could lsee this very well in the movie she was in earlier this year, The Uninvited, which costarred Elizabeth something-or-other and Arielle IDon’tKnowHerLastNameEither. To my mind, both of them are _hotter_ than Browning–that is, evocative of sexual desire–but she is far more beautiful. She’s like a walking painting.

I should also admit that, in A Series of Unfortunate Events, when Count Olaf decides to steal the Baudelaires’ fortune by marrying her, my first thought was “How the hell was that not your _first_ plan? Check your eyes, man!”

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/38 "2009-12-08T22:13:01Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> Julia Louis-Dreyfus  
> Sandra Bullock  
> Jenna Fischer  
> Tina Fey  
> Alison Sweeney  
> Padma Lakshmi  
> Jamie Lee Curtis  
> Giada De Laurentiis
> 
> I’ll add more as I think of them.

[Jamie with out the hollywood magic](http://thislooksshopped.com/images/jamielee_more2002a.jpg) SFW. (I assume you already know about “Trading places”)

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/39 "2009-12-08T22:36:52Z")

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In no particular order:  
–Eliza Dushku  
–Emma Watson  
–What’s-her-name with the orange hair from Paramore (band)  
–Kirstin Dunst  
–Jorja Fox (from CSI)  
–Elizabeth Rohm (used to be on L&O)  
–Sheryl Crow  
–Shania Twain  
–Mandy Moore  
–Sandra Bullock (seconded!)  
–Lady Gaga (just to see if, you know, she has one)

I haven’t checked around to see if there are any pics of these celebs on the net. But there is an almost-nude scene of Sandra Bullock out there from [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106913/) movie.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/40 "2009-12-08T23:18:19Z")

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I swear, this message board has no idea how to properly go about a cheesecake thread. Sure the subject is nudity, but SFW pics can at least be provided to show people just why you’d like to see even more skin.

The following took more than an hour:

[Tea Leoni](http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/sophie_monk_nipples_bikini.jpg)

[Brittany](http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Brittany_Murphy_wallpaper/Brittany_Murphy_7.jpg) [Murphy](http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/brittany-murphy-014.jpg)

[Christina Aguilera](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/christina-aguilera1.jpg)

[Carrie Underwood](http://topnews.in/files/carrie-underwood.jpg)

[Courtney Cox](http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Courteney-Cox/Courteney-Cox-38.JPG)

[Jennifer](http://www.topnews.in/files/JenniferLoveHewitt.jpg) [Love](http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-love-hewitt4.jpg) [Hewitt](http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/bigwillxxx/jennifer_love_hewitt.jpg)  
[Lucy](http://www.scifisite.net/images/weeklyactress/Lucy_Liu.jpg) [Liu](http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/130/Lucy_Liu_006.jpg)

[Beyonce](http://www.beyonce-knowles-pics.info/uploaded_files/photo_gallery/beyonce_knowles2.jpg) [Knowles](http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/beyonce-knowles/beyonce-knowles-20070605-265334.jpg)

[Kelly](http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kelly.png) [Rowland](http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/kelly-rowland-to-pose-for-playboy.jpg)

[Alicia Keys](http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg)

[Jessica](http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimage/34/00/4/34004_large.jpeg) [Simpson](http: [//cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/290/59/jessica\_simpson\_bikini\_cameltoe\_-\_star.0.0.0x0.520x623.jpeg](https://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/290/59/jessica_simpson_bikini_cameltoe_-_star.0.0.0x0.520x623.jpeg)) (Second link is possibly NSFW and thus the link is fiddled with, take five seconds to figure it out)

[Jennifer](http: [//all-hot-topics.today.com/files/2009/09/jennifer-aniston.jpg](https://all-hot-topics.today.com/files/2009/09/jennifer-aniston.jpg)) [Aniston](http: [//www.naughty.com/news/jennifer-aniston/win\_award/images/Jennifer\_Aniston\_Nude\_Photo.jpg](https://www.naughty.com/news/jennifer-aniston/win_award/images/Jennifer_Aniston_Nude_Photo.jpg)) (Neither of these are possibly SFW and again, take five seconds to figure them out)

[Emmy Rossum](http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/emmyrossum/emmy_rossum_4.jpg)

[Jude Law](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ew_ZKOBQNBs/SdRit0JqHwI/AAAAAAAAAm8/pMfvs9AhBzU/s400/jude_law2.jpg)

[Robert Downey Jr.](http://excellentdevice.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/robert-downey-jr-photos-004.jpg)

[Liam Neeson](http://www.showbizireland.com/photos/2008-07-natasha-richardson--liam-neeson-3.jpg)

[Pierce Brosnan](http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/pierce_brosnan_01.jpg)

[Emily](http://www.theage.com.au/text/ffximage/2009/03/26/svBROWNING2_narrowweb__300x345.jpg) [Browning](http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/emily-browning/emily-browning-20050629-50606.jpg)

[Anna](http://www.narniafans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/anna-popplewell.jpg) [Popplewell](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ebtg58yV3_E/SVltSiH9neI/AAAAAAAAA-E/8C-JUsYmb4k/s400/anna-popplewell12110601.jpg)

[Alicia Witt](http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/alicia-witt/alicia-witt_5.jpg)

[Scarlett](http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/23-End%20of%20Month/scarlett_johansson.jpg) [Johannson](http://cihq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scarlett-johansson-1.jpg)

[Nigella Lawson](http://blondebiscuits.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/nigella1.jpg)

[Daniel Craig](http://static.open.salon.com/files/daniel_craig1256828136.jpg)

[Clive Owen](http://southernsizzleromance.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/clive_owen.jpg)

[George Clooney](http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/images/george_clooney.jpg)

[Mae West](http://www.opelikadailynews.com//images/MaeWest01.jpg)

[Alyson](http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alysonhannigan/alyson_hannigan_7.jpg) [Hannigan](http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/23/Alyson_Hannigan_006.jpg)

[Eliza](http://www.redsarmy.com/photos/eliza_dushku/eliza-dushku.jpg) [Dushku](http: [//www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/eliza-dushku-nude-allure-01.jpg](https://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/eliza-dushku-nude-allure-01.jpg)) (Second picture possibly NSFW as she is actually nude, from the side, same procedure as before)

[Michelle](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-c1pWinAev4/StOp9ATqVdI/AAAAAAAAAow/apkLP9Pwoe8/s400/michelle_trachtenberg+cleavage.jpg) [Trachtenberg](http: [//www.sxxxy.org/9.jpg](https://www.sxxxy.org/9.jpg)) (2nd link NSFW – CKDH)

[Emma Caulfield](http://www.celebszz.com/25047-1/emma-caulfield-06.jpg)

[Amber Benson](http://media.photobucket.com/image/amber%20benson/nullasalus/amber%20benson/race%20you%20to%20the%20bottom/amber-benson-race-you-to-the-bot-11.jpg)

[Jenny Mollen](http: [//wijzemaan.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jenny\_mollen\_41.jpg](https://wijzemaan.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jenny_mollen_41.jpg)) (Definitely NSFW)

[Rita Hayworth](http://www.pixdaus.com/pics/EbfKKDd1Ga3NWp35Ly.jpg)

[Troy Polamalu](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/SYTDmOeMuHI/AAAAAAAASU0/AiNF-xNb5pc/s400/TroyPolamalu8.jpg)

[Catherine](http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/catherine-zeta-jones-4.jpg) [Zeta-](http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/c/catherine_zeta_jones_in_a_sexy_dress-1325.jpg)[Jones](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYJ6lHWvDqE/SVKptn5XDjI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/9DDv_GXPOsk/s320/catherine_zeta_jones-5035.jpg)

[Prince Harry](http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/prince-harry-shirtless.jpg) (Ugly SOB if I am allowed my own commentary now and again)

[Julia](http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/5/50/Actress-julia-louis-dreyfus-1-86866_413.jpg) [Louis-](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/julia-louis-dreyfus-poiret-king-of-fashion-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-0JrFDO.jpg)[Dreyfus](http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Julia-Louis-Dreyfus-Biography-2.jpg)

[Sandra](http://www.tvshark.com/photo/?n=Sandra+Bullock+Nude+Proposal&c=1&m=5&l=1) [Bullock](http://www.celebrities.saconfetti.com/sandra-bullock/sandra-bullock-nude.jpg)

[Jenna Fischer](http://dailybiz.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jenna-fischer.jpg)

[Tina Fey](http: [//www.bartcop.com/tina-fey-18.jpg](https://www.bartcop.com/tina-fey-18.jpg)) (Probably NSFW)

[Alison Sweeney](http://www.nastyboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/alison_sweeney_nip_slip_1.jpg)

[Padma](http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Padma_Lakshmi.jpg) [Lakshmi](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SlSSXZqMVYI/AAAAAAAADXU/QDY0sR1uMSc/s1600/padma_lakshmi1.jpg)

[Jamie Lee Curtis](http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jamie-lee-curtis.jpg)

[Giada DeLaurentiis](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TcwbPuj2SZ0/SR0QdkC0QTI/AAAAAAAADuM/VNbEAKr21g0/s320/Giada+De+Laurentiis.jpg)

[Jessica Alba](http: [//www.reddirtkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba-ass.jpg](https://www.reddirtkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba-ass.jpg)) (Probably NSFW)

[Hugh Laurie](http://housetshirts.com/images/hugh_laurie_skull.jpg) (I swear, this guy is always wearing clothes!)

[Adrien Brody](http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/adrien-brody.jpg)

[Leonard Nimoy](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RBD3bAxzmgw/SjL-CMbIilI/AAAAAAAAAPs/602sGyDzVss/s320/Shirtless+Spock.jpg) (Kinda)

[Gary Cooper](http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/cooper.jpg)

[John Barrymore](http://media.photobucket.com/image/john%20barrymore/MissGoddess_photos/John%20Barrymore/YoungJohnB.jpg)

[Frank Zappa](http://www.lyricsystem.com/img/posters/16692.jpg)

[Ellen Page](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/12/hard_candy_060712073235996_wideweb__300x377,1.jpg)

[Emma Watson](http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/emma-watson/emma-watson-20050726-57649.jpg)

[Kirsten](http: [//images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/0/3987/04\_2008/cess\_kirsten\_dunst\_02\_v.jpg](https://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/0/3987/04_2008/cess_kirsten_dunst_02_v.jpg)) [Dunst](http: [//www.topnews.in/light/files/Kirsten-Dunst01.jpg](https://www.topnews.in/light/files/Kirsten-Dunst01.jpg)) (Probably for the best if I label these as NSFW)

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