# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/41 "2009-12-08T23:20:51Z")
I used to think this way, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realise that famous nakedness is no better than non-famous nakedness, and sometimes it can be quite disappointing. I actually have come to prefer famous, casual, almost-nakedness, like short shorts, t-shirts, bikinis, and stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/42 "2009-12-08T23:52:30Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I just said the same thing while we were watching basketball the other night! And it really would, wouldn’t it? UFC, baby. My SO rented this from Netflix a while ago and he groused that I was watching it for all the same reasons. Naked, sweaty, hot men? Rolling around on the ground? Those shorts need to be _gone_. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/43 "2009-12-09T00:02:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Robert Downey Jr. Ditto. The first ones that popped into my mind were Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal. I also wouldn’t mind Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus circa 1999. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/44 "2009-12-09T00:11:49Z")
You say we can also yearn to ogle celebrities even if they’re dead? A young Jeremy Brett Ditto William Holden Marlon Brando during the time of filming _Streetcar_ Gene Kelly ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/45 "2009-12-09T00:34:32Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > [Michelle](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-c1pWinAev4/StOp9ATqVdI/AAAAAAAAAow/apkLP9Pwoe8/s400/michelle_trachtenberg+cleavage.jpg) Trachtenberg The one on the left is computer-enhanced, and the one on the right is completely fake. Your Tina Fey is completely fake as well. This is about nudity. I think most of us know how to find non-nude pics that are already out there. BTW, Michelle has posed in a see-through dress: [link](http://img257.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93296_Timothy-White_Hollywood-pinUp-Michelle_Trachtenberg_122_587lo.jpg) Lightened for boobage: [link](http://www.imagebam.com/image/27e11717332182) She also showed her ass in a movie, but from so far away that you can barely see anything. For her non-nude, I prefer this: [Michelle](http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg) For Tina Fey: [Tina](http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/tinafey/tinafey_21313.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/46 "2009-12-09T00:52:29Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > For her non-nude, I prefer this: [Michelle](http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg) It’s like _2010_ in my pants. Something’s going to happen. Something wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/47 "2009-12-09T00:57:24Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > I swear, this message board has no idea how to properly go about a cheesecake thread. Sure the subject is nudity, but SFW pics can at least be provided to show people just why you’d like to see even more skin. > > (snip) > > [Emma Watson](http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/emma-watson/emma-watson-20050726-57649.jpg) > > Kirsten Dunst (Probably for the best if I label these as NSFW) That Emma Watson one looks Photoshopped to me. Her face seems much too young for the body. Truth be told, it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at that. But well done on the others! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/48 "2009-12-09T01:07:06Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > That Emma Watson one looks Photoshopped to me. Her face seems much too young for the body. Truth be told, it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at that. > > But well done on the others! Look at the neck, the skin does not match. Also, her head has different lighting and shadows from the rest of the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/49 "2009-12-09T01:10:49Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > This is about nudity. I think most of us know how to find non-nude pics that are already out there. Get real. Nudity isn’t allowed here and not every celebrity has done something resembling nudity. Flattering pictures are much easier to come by. Did you _read_ my post at all? The point was to show the body of people we want to see the rest of. Your other point is worthless also. If you know how to find non-nude pictures, you can find nude pictures, thus eliminating any requirement for people linking at all. I just did more legwork in that post than you will for your next ten. Just trying to give people a little somethin’ nice to look at without having to go hunt it down themselves. > [@statsman1982](#): > > That Emma Watson one looks Photoshopped to me. Her face seems much too young for the body. Truth be told, it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at that. Yeah I know, same here. My quality of the pictures I was accepting towards the end started to slip because I had a freaking huge headache by that point and just wanted to get it finished. Please accept [my](http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/6/3/2635a110ec541fa5ad76dbcc8cc47f23.jpg) [apologies](http://emma-watson.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emma-watson-bikini.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/50 "2009-12-09T01:30:03Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > That Emma Watson one looks Photoshopped to me. Her face seems much too young for the body. Truth be told, it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at that. > > But well done on the others! And it’s a completely different skin tone. And the Tina Fey one actually says that it’s fake in the picture. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/51 "2009-12-09T02:02:03Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Frank Zappa [Seek and you shall find.](http://files.dmusic.com/music/i/m/imemine//Zappa_toilet.gif) ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/52 "2009-12-09T03:00:36Z")
Contemporary division: Christina Hendricks Kate Nash Regina Spektor Zooey Deschanel Jenny Lewis (what can I say, I love the redheads) Historical division: Myrna Loy (early 30s) Greer Garson (early 40s) Susan Hayward (late 40s) Doris Day (late 50s) Maureen McCormick (whenever she became legal:)) ---
**Author:** ![CTburns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a5b964/32.png) [@CTburns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CTburns)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/53 "2009-12-09T03:02:15Z")
Kelly Clarkson and Mariah Carey. Mariah before she got all skinny, as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt! ---
**Author:** ![CTburns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a5b964/32.png) [@CTburns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CTburns)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/54 "2009-12-09T03:03:57Z")
My wife is wondering what Tiger has that is so special. Aside from his wallet! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/55 "2009-12-09T03:13:05Z")
Evangeline Lilly… …are those pics I found on google images really her? _Yowsers_! ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/56 "2009-12-09T03:16:51Z")
Bjork Britney Spears Michelle Wie There are some “artistic” nude pictures of Bjork out there but they’re not explicit enough. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/57 "2009-12-09T04:30:40Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Get real. Nudity isn’t allowed here and not every celebrity has done something resembling nudity. Flattering pictures are much easier to come by. Did you _read_ my post at all? The point was to show the body of people we want to see the rest of. > > Your other point is worthless also. If you know how to find non-nude pictures, you can find nude pictures, thus eliminating any requirement for people linking at all. I just did more legwork in that post than you will for your next ten. Just trying to give people a little somethin’ nice to look at without having to go hunt it down themselves. > > Yeah I know, same here. > > My quality of the pictures I was accepting towards the end started to slip because I had a freaking huge headache by that point and just wanted to get it finished. > > Please accept [my](http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/6/3/2635a110ec541fa5ad76dbcc8cc47f23.jpg) [apologies](http://emma-watson.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emma-watson-bikini.jpg). Accepted. _Very_ accepted.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/58 "2009-12-09T15:19:28Z")
I’d like to see Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton naked in an anti-promiscuity public service announcement.\* No one would be in the mood for _years_. \*well, not actually _see_ the ad. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/59 "2009-12-09T15:22:02Z")
Sophia Bush and Elisha Cuthbert. Get to work, **C\_I\_B**! ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/60 "2009-12-09T18:55:09Z")
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