# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/61 "2009-12-09T19:03:02Z")
I just opened a sort of complementary thread to this one: [Let’s rate pics of beautiful but anonymous people (another objectifying Rhymer thread)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11868865#post11868865) ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/62 "2009-12-09T19:14:18Z")
Sarah Palin and The Little Green Women from Mars ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/63 "2009-12-09T19:42:08Z")
[Christina](http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Christina%20Hendricks-4.jpg) [Hendricks](http://thebigboobblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/christina-magazine.jpg) (Note the URL in the second link 😉 ) [Kate Nash](http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/katenash460.jpg) [Regina Spektor](http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksfx5ldHrm1qzej8ko1_500.jpg) (Does she sell insurance? I know it’s not the same woman, but damn!) [Zooey](http://www.palomar.edu/kksm/shows/shutupandlisten/BOTW/Week%205/300px-Zooey-Deschanel-1.jpg) [Deschanel](http://www.zooeydeschanel.us/gallery/zooey-deschanel-0g.jpg) [Jenny Lewis](http://ginavivinetto.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/jenny-lewis.jpg) [Myrna Loy](http://www.earlydaysproductions.com/images/MyrnaLoy%20silent.jpg) [Greer Garson](http://www.missgreergarson.com/Y__Glamour99.jpg) [Susan Hayward](http://www.galbreath.net/bill/swimsuit20-60/images/susan_hayward3.jpg) [Doris Day](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6-IIXAF5HOE/SdXFgJBMWOI/AAAAAAAAFO0/830ZiwqZoO0/s400/DorisD.jpg) [Maureen McCormick](http: [//www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/maureen-mccormick-nude.jpg](https://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/maureen-mccormick-nude.jpg)) (NSFW) [Kelly](http://milkshakekicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/kelly-clarkson-picture-1.jpg) [Clarkson](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ss_7FuUYy6A/SadE-HSi-9I/AAAAAAAAHmQ/YaEIvDotU-o/s400/Kelly+in+animal+print+bikini2.jpg) [Mariah](http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/fat_mariah) [Carey](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj103/sinaliento/mariah_carey_fat_041408.jpg) [Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://hotmoviestars.net/jennifer_love_hewitt/jennifer_love_hewitt_hawaii_bikini_fat.jpg) (See my post in the last page for three more) [Tiger Woods](http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1513858module8197113photo_TigerWoods_Fist_Pump.jpg1202767632) (He has some decent arms I guess) [Bjork](http://hearingtest.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bjork-leaf.jpg) [Britney](http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-vma-fat0a4.jpg) [Spears](http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2007/09/12/tbdbritneyspears091307_2.jpg) [Michelle](http://www.hot-shows.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michelle-wie.jpg) [Wie](http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/fashion/michelle_wie.jpg) [Dick Cheney and his bitch](http: [//lerevdr.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bush\_cheney\_naked.jpg](https://lerevdr.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bush_cheney_naked.jpg)) (NSFW) [Brain Bleach](http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj155/Reaganstorme/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg) [Sophia](http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/Z/C/8/glory28010506.jpg) [Bush](http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Sophia_Bush/158519/Sophia_BushSet215.jpg) [Elisha](http://interracialscentral.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/elisha-cuthbert.jpg) [Cuthbert](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dcDhYOP4aDo/SCKy5MkseJI/AAAAAAAAA1k/_Jt9HOqWZrQ/s1600/elisha-cuthbert-500-2.jpg) [Sarah](http://toppayingideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eminem-sarah-palin.jpg) [Palin](http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/05/0905_sarah_palin_bikini_00.jpg) (Don’t say they’re fake you humorless killjoy prudes, no shit they’re fake but this is all she’s good for) ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/64 "2009-12-09T19:46:24Z")
Ziyi Zhang Jeon Ji-hyun ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/65 "2009-12-09T19:53:55Z")
[Ziyi Zhang](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/ziyi-zhang-2005-vanity-fair-oscar-party-h8yHd2.jpg) [Jeon](http://www.avantzone.com/wallpapers/data/media/48/ji-hyun_jun_05.jpg) [Ji-](http://www.celebnet.info/blog/pictures/jeonjihyun4.jpg)[hyun](http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/photo6308.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/66 "2009-12-09T19:55:15Z")
Too many to list; I’ll just keep it to women who show up on TV news talk. Rachel Sklar, [mediaite.com](http://mediaite.com) Margaret Brennan, Bloomberg News Chrystia Freeland, The Financial Times Janice Lieberman, NBC consumer advocate Kirsten Powers, Fox News token Democrat Katrina Szish, Instyle media buzz person three dark horses: Julie Mason, Washington Post pundit Lisa Bloom, TV lawyer Joan Walsh, editor of [Salon.com](http://Salon.com) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/67 "2009-12-09T20:01:59Z")
I saw an A-list celebrity naked once. My g.f. thinks he is very very attractive naked. I must say, he was in good shape. We were invited to hang out with him and some of his “people” at a beach side park one weekend. Because it was a personal invite, i don’t want to disclose his identity. I will say, some of the images of the naked women with him as they ran into the surf stay with me to this day. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/68 "2009-12-09T20:10:42Z")
[Rachel Sklar](http://rebloggingns.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/julia-allison-rachel-sklar-tenjune-may-2007.jpg) [Margaret](http://cnbcsucks.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/i-have-large-breasts.jpg) [Brennan](http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9393/2050208xz6.jpg) [Christia Freeland](http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/CF%2008%20headshot.jpg) [Janice Lieberman](http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/jun2008/JaniceLieberman2.jpg) [Kirsten Powers](http://www.rightwingnews.com/graphics/malkinpowers.gif) [Katrina Szish](http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/fnl-20060307-6.jpg) [Julie](http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/WHCA%200012.jpg) [Mason](http://www.thetakeaway.org/media/photologue/photos/cache/healthcare-by-lego-flickr-user-streetflyjz-creative-commons_large_image.jpg) [Lisa Bloom?](http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/10_09_07/eventsoftheheart/eventsoftheheart13.jpg) [Joan Walsh?](http://news.stanford.edu/news/2006/may10/gifs/hoyt_walsh.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/69 "2009-12-09T20:27:59Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > [Lisa Bloom?](http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/10_09_07/eventsoftheheart/eventsoftheheart13.jpg) Nice pins, doncha think? [Another look.](http://anchorbabes.blogspot.com/2009/05/lisa-bloom-is-hot-cbs-legal-analyst.html) > [@](#): > > [Joan Walsh?](http://news.stanford.edu/news/2006/may10/gifs/hoyt_walsh.jpg) Doesn’t do her justice. [She’s better on the tube.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaNgtfs4fzk) ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/70 "2009-12-09T20:33:06Z")
the pope. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/71 "2009-12-09T21:34:12Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > The following took more than an hour: > > [Tea Leoni](http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/sophie_monk_nipples_bikini.jpg) I can’t believe that no one has corrected this yet. The picture above is Sophie Monk, as even noted in the URL, and not [Tea Leoni](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00545/SNF04SPDAAN-380_545559a.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/72 "2009-12-09T22:58:37Z")
2 whole pages and we’ve got a Mae West request, but no love for Jennifer [Connelly]([http://files.blogter.hu/user\_files/4412/stars/jen](http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/4412/stars/jen) nifer\_connelly\_nude\_000.jpg)? NSFW when you fix the URL. Her role in Mulholland Falls was quite revealing… ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/73 "2009-12-09T23:17:18Z")
I watch too much TV, so I’d like to see some TV starlets in the buff. Katee Sackhoff Kaley Cuoco Miracle Laurie Yvonne Strahovski Sarah Lancaster Cobie Smulders Julie Bowen Sarah Chalke Rachel Bilson Olivia Munn Morgan Webb Cheryl Burke Julianne Hough Carrie Ann Inaba ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/74 "2009-12-09T23:19:39Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > I can’t believe that no one has corrected this yet. The picture above is Sophie Monk, as even noted in the URL, and not [Tea Leoni](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00545/SNF04SPDAAN-380_545559a.jpg). Further proof no one reads my posts no matter how many gorgeous women I link to. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/75 "2009-12-09T23:43:27Z")
A boob by any other name would taste as sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/76 "2009-12-09T23:59:57Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/77 "2009-12-10T00:51:23Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > I think most of us know how to find non-nude pics that are already out there. Well, I think the point was it would be a lot easier if each person who posts 2-3 names would also provide links to pics of those 2-3 people, rather than making everybody who reads the thread do a search on _every single unlinked name in the thread_. > [@](#): > > For her non-nude, I prefer this: [Michelle](http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg) Maybe it’s just me, but she seems to have sort of a Shelly Long thing going on. But sexier. Already mentioned, but I’ll second [Kaley Cuoco](http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/kaleycuoco/kaley_cuoco_10.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![justsayin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@justsayin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justsayin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/78 "2009-12-10T01:08:57Z")
We’ve forgotten Lindsay Lohan. That girl is pure sex. I don’t care what she does, that girl can do no wrong. Reasons I love the internet: http:/ [AliExpress - Online Shopping for Popular Electronics, Fashion, Home & Garden, Toys & Sports, Automobiles and More.](http://www.starcelebs.com/celebs/lindsay_lohan.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/79 "2009-12-10T01:12:52Z")
> [@Orange\_Skinner](#): > > To take this thread in a slightly…other…direction, I would, out of sheer, morbid curiosity, like to see the following men naked, to make a determination regarding whether or not the carpet matches the drapes, if you will: > > Roy Orbison > Donald Trump > Jim Traficant > and most of all, > Bob Ross. I understand your reasoning, but this is just . . . \*wrong. \* ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/80 "2009-12-10T01:15:40Z")
Orlando Bloom Zac Efron (such a cradle robber) David Cook Anyone familiar with the Celebrity Nudity Database? Since it may or may not be safe for work (depends on what graphics are up that day) I’ll say it’s at cndb dot com. The following google search **he’s naked site: [omgblog.com](http://omgblog.com)** has lots of nude male celebrities stills. (They’re the one that first posted Daniel Radcliffe and Johnny Galecki pics among others.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=5)