# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/81 "2009-12-10T02:24:37Z")
The top three, off the top of my head: Kaley Cuoco Kari Byron Allyson Hannigan Oh, and Tori Amos, let’s say circa 1999. ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/82 "2009-12-10T02:27:58Z")
Kim Jong-Il Winston Churchill Gene Rayburn ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/83 "2009-12-10T03:39:28Z")
Neko Case Mary Louise Parker Kristen Bell ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/84 "2009-12-10T05:47:44Z")
Katherine Heigl and Elizabeth Banks Mostly because I’m so annoyed at these two appearing in sex comedies _Knocked Up_ and _Zack and Miri Make a Porno_ - and resolutely refusing to appear topless. L-shaped sheets abound! Sex scenes featuring fully clothed people! Heigl even has some cockamamie theory that appearing naked makes it impossible to get laughs. Bullshit. Julianne Moore did full frontal nudity in _The Big Lebowski_ delivered hilarious lines at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/85 "2009-12-10T10:47:51Z")
If I could just see Josh Holloway nekkid, in my bed, I could die happy. ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/86 "2009-12-10T10:50:56Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > Heigl even has some cockamamie theory that appearing naked makes it impossible to get laughs. Bullshit. Julianne Moore did full frontal nudity in _The Big Lebowski_ delivered hilarious lines at the same time. Also, Moore did lower frontal in _Short Cuts_ proving she is a natural redhead. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/87 "2009-12-10T10:52:42Z")
Which they talk about in _Knocked Up,_ ironically enough. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/88 "2009-12-10T12:26:29Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > Daniel Craig > Clive Owen > George Clooney there is a nude of Daniel Craig, google daniel Craig nude bathtub ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/89 "2009-12-10T13:02:57Z")
_Not yet mentioned in this thread (unless I missed it):_ Mila Kunis Molly Sims Aisha Tyler Jenna Elfman Salma Hayak Rashida Jones Taylor Swift _Mentioned, but worth a “Hell Yeah!!”:_ Beyonce Scarlett Johannsen Yvonne Strahovski Jessica Alba Catherine Zeta Jones Elisha Cuthbert _Seen naked (or at least topless) but I’ll take more, please and thank you:_ Halle Berry Marisa Tomei Stacy Dash ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/90 "2009-12-10T14:54:52Z")
> [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](#): > > If I could just see Josh Holloway nekkid, in my bed, I could die happy. Oh God, with you on that. Can Evangaline Lily come too? My List: Karl Urban Jensen Ackles Jared Padaleki Jamie Lee Curtis (you know why) Michael Clark Duncan (breaking out the tape measure for this one) Cate Blanchette Nostalgia Chick Robert Downey Jr. deforest kelley, in his youth (shut up, i have a crush, i don’t know why) Amber Bensen Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry (standing next to Hugh Laurie, because I like it when they do everything together). Bradley Cooper Some of these names are probably spelled wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/91 "2009-12-10T16:57:34Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > Um, link? > > Watching football the other night, I commented to my husband that it’d be more fun if the players were naked. Hubby says “What about injuries?” “Okay. They can wear helmets and shoulder pads.” > > Troy Polamalu is seriously hot. ewww… remember for every every five ‘good body’ types (2 ends, 4 backs), you have 5 front linemen that you probably wouldn’t want to see naked. Not a great ratio if you ask me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/92 "2009-12-10T17:07:22Z")
chicks on Glee ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/93 "2009-12-10T17:10:51Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > Contemporary division: > Christina Hendricks > Kate Nash > Regina Spektor > Zooey Deschanel > Jenny Lewis > (what can I say, I love the redheads) > > Historical division: > Myrna Loy (early 30s) > Greer Garson (early 40s) > Susan Hayward (late 40s) > Doris Day (late 50s) > Maureen McCormick (whenever she became legal:)) _I forget which Thin Man it is, but Myrna has a see-through blouse on, and you can see there ain’t nothin underneath…_ My votes (and I’ve already asked for forgiveness): Maureen McCormick (When she was 21) Ann-Margaret (before she turned 50) Beyonce Lucy Liu Jennifer Love Hewitt Virginia Mayo (when she did The Secret Life of Walter Mitty) Liza Minelli (in Cabaret) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/94 "2009-12-10T17:12:19Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > ewww… remember for every every five ‘good body’ types (2 ends, 4 backs), you have 5 front linemen that you probably wouldn’t want to see naked. > > Not a great ratio if you ask me. 🙂 You could have them play flag football with no linemen. That fixes both that problem and the injury problem. And then you don’t have to take a snap under center, which could be really disgusting naked. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/95 "2009-12-10T17:12:24Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > _Not yet mentioned in this thread (unless I missed it):_ > Mila Kunis > Molly Sims > Aisha Tyler > Jenna Elfman > Salma Hayak > Rashida Jones > Taylor Swift > > _Mentioned, but worth a “Hell Yeah!!”:_ > Beyonce > Scarlett Johannsen > Yvonne Strahovski > Jessica Alba > Catherine Zeta Jones > Elisha Cuthbert > > _Seen naked (or at least topless) but I’ll take more, please and thank you:_ > Halle Berry > Marisa Tomei > Stacy Dash Where was Stacy Dash topless? LOL ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/96 "2009-12-10T17:22:22Z")
> [@Docta G](#): > > Gene Rayburn There may be something to this, he was always waving that strange sexy microphone around. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/97 "2009-12-10T17:23:14Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > there is a nude of Daniel Craig, google daniel Craig nude bathtub As soon as I get to a computer unconnected to an IT department! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/98 "2009-12-10T17:51:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Where was Stacy Dash topless? LOL She appeared nude in the movies _Illegal in Blue_ and _Black Water_. Beyond that, she posed fully nude for Playboy for her 40th birthday. To save Covered in Bees some time, here’s a non-nude [picture](http://moondogsports.com/wp-content/gallery/stacey-dash/stacey_dash-22.jpg) of Dash. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/99 "2009-12-10T19:39:23Z")
Ya know, Brady Bunch fans always go on about Maureen McCormick, but I was more of a Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady) fan. Now don’t freak out on me here! She’s five years older than me, so by the time I was watching Brady Bunch in reruns, I was about the same age she was on the show, and I remember having a grade-school crush on her. “Marsha” and “Jan” were, to me at that age, more like babysitters than crush material. Many years later I saw Susan doing a TV interview about that Brady Bunch movie that came out in the '90s (the one starring Shelley Long as Carol Brady). Susan had consulted on the movie, coaching the young actress who was playing Cindy, and I remember seeing her, now in her 30s, and thinking, “Hot damn she grew up nice!” Anyway, I’m having a hard time finding a really good picture of her. Here’s one that looks fairly recent, posing with her son. (If there was ever a case of “he’s got his mother’s eyes” …): [http://beaniecat.blogspot.com/2009/10/susan-olsen-talks-to-ali-landry.html](http://beaniecat.blogspot.com/2009/10/susan-olsen-talks-to-ali-landry.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/100 "2009-12-10T19:45:44Z")
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