# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/101 "2009-12-10T20:14:02Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > Edit window: further research reveals I should have spelled “Marsha” as “Marcia”. It’s MarCIA Marcia MARCIA! (I’m not stoned, but for the first time it occurs 'that name sounds weird— Mar-sha… hmm.) Speaking of weird- my strange ‘would love to see nekkid and fool around with’ celebrity is Jim Parsons from _Big Bang Theory_. I think he’s just totally adorable and seems like he’d be hysterically funny and very intelligent irl. Plus he has a big booty for a slim white guy; a little junk-in-the-trunk is essential to happiness and, I personally believe, world peace. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/102 "2009-12-15T09:32:08Z")
Has Gretchen Mol been mentioned? If not, I’d like to add her to the list. If so, I’d still like to add her to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/103 "2009-12-15T14:01:51Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > Has Gretchen Mol been mentioned? > > If not, I’d like to add her to the list. > > If so, I’d still like to add her to the list. Four words for you: [The Notorious Bettie Page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404802/). ---
**Author:** ![Loisseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Loisseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loisseau)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/104 "2009-12-15T20:51:22Z")
Most female celebrities, nude or partially nude, show up on this site. [Egotastic](http://egotastic.com/) ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/105 "2009-12-15T21:06:50Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Four words for you: [The Notorious Bettie Page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404802/). YES, in (as P. J. O’Roarke said) _“…in those twenty foot high carved granite letters they used to use for titles for movies like El Cid”._ She was not only a very good physical match, perfectly captured Bettie’s innocent joy in frolicking naked. Maybe it was just a job, but that was what Bettie conveyed. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/106 "2009-12-17T10:27:30Z")
The posters and mods in this thread are driving me crazy with the sloppily broken links. **[noparse][noparse][/noparse][/noparse]** is far less trouble for us readers than trying to open broken links, especially because the browser often tries to help “fix” broken links when you click on them, making it even harder to fix yourself. Some of the listed people have done much nudity, like Getchen Mol. For actresses, [Mr. Skin](http://www.mrskin.com/search/Sexy-Celeb-Search) is the best place to find where they’ve been naked by choice. (Use the search bar in the upper right if you know their name.) My nudity wish list is similar to most everyone else’s here and elsewhere, filled with the likes of Winona Ryder, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, and all the other Hollywood hotties who keep us wanting more. Ignoring the obvious answers, here’s my personal list: [Amanda](http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Bi_Bp/Big_Love/season2/big-love-seyfried31.jpg) [Seyfried](http://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/amanda-seyfried-vanity-fair-pinup-thumb.jpg) / [Camilla](http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.com/babes/image/article/705/705625/movie-babe-of-the-day-camilla-belle-20060508003345273-000.jpg) [Belle](http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/camilla-belle.jpg) / [Emmanuelle](http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg) [Chriqui](http://theworldsbestever.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/emmanuelle-chriqui-gq1.jpg) / [Isla](http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/isla-fisher/pictures/isla-fisher-picture-5.jpg) [Fisher](http://cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com//pictures/20090116/Isla%20Fisher%20Allure/masl21_isla.jpg) / [Kate](http://www.katemara.net/wp-content/uploads/gap01xy1.jpg) [Mara](http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/138899.jpg) / [Kelli](http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Normal_Adolescent_Behavoir/kelli_garner_stars_in_normal_adolescent_behavior_havoc_2.jpg) [Garner](http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/thumbsuckercap.jpg) / [Sarah](http://www.avclub.com/assets/images/articles/article/14100/sarah-polley.jpg) [Polley](http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/233335.1020.A.jpg) As for Sarah Polley, yes I am aware of all of this: [noparse][http://www.hogrockcafe.com/sarah\_polley.htm[/noparse]](http://www.hogrockcafe.com/sarah_polley.htm%5B/noparse%5D) But I’m looking for more of a sexual context – or at least a context that is alive, awake, and isn’t horrific. If the only nudity you do is on a slab in the morgue, it’s not the hottest thing in the world, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/107 "2009-12-17T12:08:48Z")
Kari Byron Campbell Brown Kristen Bell Yes, I’m a geek. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/108 "2009-12-18T21:04:42Z")
Both Forrest Tucker and Milton Berle were famous (and I mean really famous) around Hollywood for well, their manly parts. I am talking about comparisons to farm animals. I would like to know if it were really true. On the distaff side, I would go back a bit further. I have always wondered why Robert Browning was sooo taken with Elizabeth Barrett? Was Helen really worth 1,000 ships? Did Anne Boleyn really have three boobs? Was Cleopatra all that? and finally was Dolly Madison (the president’s wife not the cupcake maker) the minx I think she was? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/109 "2009-12-18T21:49:35Z")
Historical nominations: Ursula Andress (circa _Dr. No_) Jane Seymour (circa _Live and Let Die_, although I wouldn’t mind seeing her naked in her current form) ETA: **Ellis** , I’ve got a friend who is a dead ringer for Kate Mara facewise. I’ll introduce you if you’re ever in town. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/110 "2009-12-19T01:07:44Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > ETA: **Ellis** , I’ve got a friend who is a dead ringer for Kate Mara facewise. I’ll introduce you if you’re ever in town. 😉 Ha, I’m so there. Is she a redhead? I’m a sucker for redheads and strawberry blondes. Oh what a life to hook up with Kate Mara. Probably the only actress in Hollywood who has in her rider that she gets to attend any Superbowl that involves the Giants. (Or Steelers.) The funny thing is she put that in after missing the Steelers superbowl in 06, and has had to invoke it twice in a row now. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/111 "2009-12-19T03:20:21Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Four words for you: [The Notorious Bettie Page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404802/). I had no idea. It’s on the way from netflix. Thank you, **Biffy**! ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/112 "2009-12-19T04:24:37Z")
Parminder Nagra ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/113 "2009-12-19T05:24:28Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Google on Satoshi+Lucy+Liu (spell the last name the correct way for best results) Sure, but its not like Lucy even has breasts (to speak of). ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/114 "2009-12-19T05:25:00Z")
[Myrna Loy](http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Loy,%20Myrna/Annex/Annex%20-%20Loy,%20Myrna%20(Barbarian,%20The)_02.jpg) (probably as naked as you’ll ever find). ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/115 "2009-12-19T05:36:55Z")
Anyone mention Bob Dole and John McCain yet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/116 "2009-12-20T20:30:26Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > Ha, I’m so there. Is she a redhead? I’m a sucker for redheads and strawberry blondes. > . You and I will have to fight it out over [Amy Adams](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/25823), I think. (Link to most likely nsfw underwear shots…) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Cleveland\_Steamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Cleveland\_Steamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Cleveland_Steamer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/117 "2009-12-20T20:36:01Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > If we are going curiosity of dead celebs, I’d have to say Milton Berle, just to see if the rumors of his elephant hose were true. > > And Rita Heyworth. Home Depot sells shovels. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/118 "2009-12-20T20:38:27Z")
> [@steronz](#): > > The only correct answer is “all of them.” > > Actually, you don’t even need the word “famous” for that to be true. I almost agree with this. There are some people I would never want to see naked, but that’s a minority. It’s not just a sexual thing; I’m genuinely curious about what people look like under their clothes. In fact, right now I’m imagining what everyone who’s posted in this thread looks like naked. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/119 "2009-12-20T20:49:22Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > [Myrna Loy](http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Loy,%20Myrna/Annex/Annex%20-%20Loy,%20Myrna%20(Barbarian,%20The)_02.jpg) (probably as naked as you’ll ever find). [URL=“http:// monsterkidclassichorrorforum. [yuku.com](http://yuku.com) /topic/1166?page=1”]Two such photos of her posing outdoors in the altogther were sold on eBay a while back. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/120 "2009-12-20T22:32:50Z")
> [@Walloon](#): > > Two such photos of her posing outdoors in the altogther were sold on eBay a while back. Damn, she looks just about perfect. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=7)