# Famous people you'd like to see naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467 "2009-12-08T17:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/141 "2009-12-23T00:01:32Z")
Try this [site](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/) (Portal SFW, sorta). ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/142 "2009-12-23T20:51:25Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > How in the world has this thread gotten to three pages without a mention of Rachel Weisz? Because she’s been super-naked on film. Oddly, she more freqently flashes the beav than shows her boobies. Stealing Beauty is probably her most naked role, but by no means is it her only. For the poster who asked about a web-based resource, nothing is more thorough than Mr. Skin, though I imagin it would be flagged by most company firewalls. For home use, though, it can’t be beat as a reference source. Searching is free. There are no naked pictures for free, meaning the free search is technically SFW by SDMB standards. [Mr Skin Search](http://www.mrskin.com/search/Sexy-Celeb-Search) (NSFW but no nudity) Use the search box in the upper right instead of the advanced options. Once you identify an actress and a title, do a google image search and you’ll almost guarantee find stills of all the nudity they did in that role. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/143 "2009-12-27T07:13:14Z")
My post-Christmas hangover triple feature – Bad Santa, Freddy vs Jason, and Saw – was a veritable cornucopia of actresses I wanna see nekid: [Lauren](http://www.gilmorovadevcata.unas.cz/lauren-graham_edited.jpg) [Graham](http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news/LGHON1.jpg) / [Monica](http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebrities/photos/341033/monicakeena.jpg) Keena ([blackhaloentertainment.com](http://blackhaloentertainment.com) /windingroom /darenstrangemusic/myspace/monica-keena.jpg) / [Monica](http://www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/diaporama/boston-justice-la-galerie-photos/monica-potter__1/5742072-1-fre-FR/monica_potter_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg) [Potter](http://freenet-homepage.de/hildegreg/monica_potter2.jpg) / [Shawnee](http://www.officialsawstore.com/sawshop09/images/scan0078.jpg) [Smith](http://teenagethunder.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shawnee-smith-picture-z1g71909_b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/144 "2009-12-27T14:40:30Z")
You saw slasher movies in which the primary chics weren’t ever NAKED in the movie? Yikes. What was the director thinking??? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/145 "2009-12-27T16:55:04Z")
People, could you please be careful about NSFW links? If you’re not sure if it’s SFW or not – assume that someone, somewhere, is looking at this thread in a public library with their back to the main flow of traffic, which consists of young and impressionable kids. If it’s a cheesecake pose of a mostly naked woman, even if her nips and crotch are pretty much covered, it should be 1) labeled NSFW and 2) accessed via the two-click rule. Thanks for your cooperation with this. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/146 "2009-12-27T17:07:35Z")
Hmmm, I thought the rule was no nudity. I see on rereading the rules that the official stance is to avoid links that would make your boss stop and stare. This idea of keeping links child-safe for a public library appears to be totally made up and not at all in keeping with the spirit of the boards. I will concede that Maxim shots may make your boss pause, so apologies for linking directly to it. HOWEVER, I was confused by your post upthread which seems to imply that nudity specifically is what makes something NSFW: > [@twickster](#): > > **Walloon** – those weren’t exactly hard-core porn, but they were, in fact, pictures of a nekkid woman. Please remember to use the two-click rule for NSFW links. The links I posted were not of naked women, and if the standard is really going to be anything that makes a boss stop and think you’re not working, ALL non-text media should be considered NSFW. Regardless if you’re looking at pictures of kittens or hot chicks in hand bras, it’s clear as day to your boss you ain’t working. You can’t really be arguing that the Maxim shot of Monica Potter is safer for work than the Maxim shot of Monica Keena, neither of which show any explicit nudity. How is a big giant Maxim picture NOT going to make your boss pause? How is ANY screen-filling picture not going to make your boss pause? And a third reminder, **twickster** , to please use **NoParse** tags instead of randomly throwing spaces into urls. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/147 "2009-12-27T18:31:12Z")
Will do, but frankly I’d prefer not to have to keep coming back into this thread to do it for you. From the rule on NSFW: > [@](#): > > Note that being “workplace safe” doesn’t just mean that there’s no nudity or explict visible sex. … The criteria is: if you boss walked by while that was on your screen, would it cause her/him to stop and stare, and would it potentially cause problems at work? If yes, then don’t provide a direct link. Although I am a reasonably nonprudish adult who has been in a fair number of workplaces filled with nonprudish coworkers, IME, a picture of a young woman in a filmy negligee would not be something I’d want my boss walking by and seeing on my screen, even if the young woman had one hand covering her crotch and the other covering her nipples. Don’t go by what’s cool with you and your boss, go by what someone else could get in trouble for and err on the side of caution. Thank you. twickster, Cafe Society moderator ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/148 "2009-12-28T00:04:13Z")
I just want to express my sadness at the death of Brittany Murphy… a person I really wanted to see naked and now, unless some photos surface out there, It will never happen. I also liked her in many of her roles, but she was really cute too. Alas, no more bobble head (my wife’s name for her). ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/149 "2009-12-28T04:58:03Z")
For close to 20 years, there has been one name at the top of my list – Daisy Fuentes. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Baldy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Gary\_Baldy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/150 "2009-12-28T07:23:04Z")
Come on. There’s 150 posts and no one has said Jocelyn Wildenstein yet! Don’t deny it, you are curious, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/151 "2009-12-28T07:32:03Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > For close to 20 years, there has been one name at the top of my list – Daisy Fuentes. > > –Cliffy Well, [that’s easy](http://celebs-porno.com/Daisy_Fuentes/index1.html) enough.\*\*\* NOTE by MOD: Link inside spoiler is Not safe for workplace – Dex ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/152 "2009-12-29T22:39:14Z")
You’re very kind. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![PaleAndTragic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3be4f8/32.png) [@PaleAndTragic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaleAndTragic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/153 "2009-12-29T22:51:01Z")
Mike Rowe and Nathan Filiion ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467/154 "2009-12-30T00:09:37Z")
> [@PaleAndTragic](#): > > Nathan Filiion Here’s Captain Tightpant’s backside: [http://images.fanpop.com/images/image\_uploads/Naked-Mal-nathan-fillion-260836\_269\_596.jpg](http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Naked-Mal-nathan-fillion-260836_269_596.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/famous-people-youd-like-to-see-naked/520467.md?page=7)